I once took a class in film study and there was a lot of talk about 'subtext'. Then someone told me it's an anagram for 'buttsex' and I had to drop out and now I'm unable to talk intelligently about movies. You're welcome.

... and RFK Jr will read every audiobook on audible

They're not just shiπing on the flag. They're wiping their a$&es with it. TP USA

Now JD Vance has to campaign for Putin and Kim Jung Un

Tiger in the streets, cheats in the sheets.

JD won the Hungary Games

Something for Keith to look into, @bradyharan.bsky.social

Some people are questioning Apple's latest business decisions, but I say let Tim Cook.

or into Sirius (a.k.a the Dog star)

That's not makeup, that's Pam Bondo

I sometimes feel I don't live up to the password requirements. too old too short too simple

Perhaps the Dept of War and the Board of Peace should fight it out.

I can't figure out which sounds more plausible for an #Australian to say: A. Hold my snake, I'm getting another beer. B. Hold my beer, I'm getting another snake.

Very Meta

Ich bin ein Frankfurter

Ok, broomer

Donald Trump - prizeless

We need hats that say MAAA!! Make America America Again

Punctuation is also important: Avril Lavigne singing "Bite", me on the Dick, Clark rocking new year's eve.

It always bothered me that there are 100 cents (as in centimetres) in a Dollar. Somehow I feel like 141 or something similar would be more fitting. "How much for a Snickers bar? "That'll be sixteen thirteenths, please."

Over at FBI, Kash is flying 💸

When I was a kid: "Stop watching tv, we're gonna play a game together" Now with my kids: "Stop playing games, we're gonna watch tv together"

@leahlitman.bsky.social If Vance wins in 28 with Trump as his VP and then steps down, would Trump then become president a third time? (My background is in computer science, so be gentle.)

@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social Here's a suggestion for a meme. Setting: Trump during a turkey-pardon. The turkey: "Goebbels, Goebbels Goebbels" Stupid

I … Unicode

My id card has Roman numerals

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPTC... 5/4 baby!

She's so good at covering up, Trump calls her Pam Bondo.

When they go low, we throw rye.

Maybe he'll release the #epsteinfiles if we all start calling them Big Beautiful Trump Files...

The president: new Ballroom #vicepresident: JV Dance

When Dear Leader gets upset he throws a tan-Trump

At least we can be sure Elon isn't mentioned in the #Epstein files. If he were, he'd insist we call it The X-Files...

They're denying the existence of the list AND drawing attention away from its significance. Somehow this triggers the Mandela effect AND the Streisand effect simultaneously... effectively

PBS is in danger of going away. How can you help us and your local station? Visit ProtectMyPublicMedia.org and urge Congress to protect PBS funding. And thanks to everyone who followed before our first skeet. We see you!

www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-weekend-... @georgetakei.bsky.social

New Astronaut Camp for Girls Named After Star Trek Actress Nichelle Nichols, Honored as Role Model https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-weekend-astronaut-camp-for-teen-girls-to-honor-late-star-trek-actress-nichelle-nichols/ #goodnews

Reporters and podcasters should stop saying "Trump 2.0" and instead call him "Trump II" #NoKings

So, do we call MTG the Taco Belle now? Nothing ordinary...

@max-fisher.bsky.social Just finished listening to your latest (not last) Offline. Obviously the password should be COVFEFE. Gonna miss you, take care!

@commodoreblog.uk I use this lovely thing at least a couple of times per week.

repost if your childhood started with a #Commodore computer.

Lots of politicians are corrupt, but Trump is on another plane. ✈️

@crooked.com Just wanted to let you guys to know that I failed the Helix sleep quiz. Instead of the Dawn Luxe I got the Don Jr...