Marcus H
@marcush78.bsky.social
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This is Marcus from Sweden. Yes, the actual country - not Sweden, Montana or anything like that.
It's kinda weird that he's more obsessed with his political opponents than with the men who tried to assassinate him.
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about 12 hours ago
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Off the people Buy the people Force the people
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4 days ago
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For those not familiar with imperial measurements; a toe 4/19 of a foot.
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6 days ago
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtff...
@greenjellosuxx.bsky.social
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8 days ago
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I've accepted that a.i. is about to take my job. What really makes me angry is that it has taken away the joy of watching animal videos.
12 days ago
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I'm just waiting for the news to break that Don Jr owns a hydrogen peroxide plant.
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12 days ago
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Old man yelling at Claude
20 days ago
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@housedemocrats.bsky.social
in 2028, please run on 'Make America America Again'.
20 days ago
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Since Kash Patel has his own brand of bourbon, Hegseth should have his own brand of Japanese rice wine named "For Pete's Sake"
about 1 month ago
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In his defence he's not taking part in the drill. He's practicing for his next walk-and-turn field sobriety test.
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about 1 month ago
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I think we all know why he isn't going to the wedding. He's simply not invited.
about 1 month ago
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Like most passwords, I'm often too simple, too short or too old.
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about 2 months ago
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I once took a class in film study and there was a lot of talk about 'subtext'. Then someone told me it's an anagram for 'buttsex' and I had to drop out and now I'm unable to talk intelligently about movies. You're welcome.
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about 2 months ago
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... and RFK Jr will read every audiobook on audible
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2 months ago
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They're not just shiฯing on the flag. They're wiping their a$&es with it. TP USA
2 months ago
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Now JD Vance has to campaign for Putin and Kim Jung Un
3 months ago
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Tiger in the streets, cheats in the sheets.
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3 months ago
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JD won the Hungary Games
3 months ago
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Something for Keith to look into,
@bradyharan.bsky.social
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3 months ago
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Some people are questioning Apple's latest business decisions, but I say let Tim Cook.
3 months ago
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@astrokatie.com
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3 months ago
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or into Sirius (a.k.a the Dog star)
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4 months ago
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That's not makeup, that's Pam Bondo
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4 months ago
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I sometimes feel I don't live up to the password requirements. too old too short too simple
4 months ago
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Perhaps the Dept of War and the Board of Peace should fight it out.
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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I can't figure out which sounds more plausible for an
#Australian
to say: A. Hold my snake, I'm getting another beer. B. Hold my beer, I'm getting another snake.
5 months ago
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Very Meta
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5 months ago
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Ich bin ein Frankfurter
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5 months ago
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Ok, broomer
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5 months ago
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Donald Trump - prizeless
6 months ago
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We need hats that say MAAA!! Make America America Again
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6 months ago
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7 months ago
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Punctuation is also important: Avril Lavigne singing "Bite", me on the Dick, Clark rocking new year's eve.
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7 months ago
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reposted by
Marcus H
It always bothered me that there are 100 cents (as in centimetres) in a Dollar. Somehow I feel like 141 or something similar would be more fitting. "How much for a Snickers bar? "That'll be sixteen thirteenths, please."
7 months ago
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Over at FBI, Kash is flying ๐ธ
8 months ago
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When I was a kid: "Stop watching tv, we're gonna play a game together" Now with my kids: "Stop playing games, we're gonna watch tv together"
8 months ago
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@leahlitman.bsky.social
If Vance wins in 28 with Trump as his VP and then steps down, would Trump then become president a third time? (My background is in computer science, so be gentle.)
8 months ago
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@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
Here's a suggestion for a meme. Setting: Trump during a turkey-pardon. The turkey: "Goebbels, Goebbels Goebbels" Stupid
9 months ago
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I ย Unicode
9 months ago
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My id card has Roman numerals
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10 months ago
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPTC...
5/4 baby!
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10 months ago
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She's so good at covering up, Trump calls her Pam Bondo.
10 months ago
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Marcus H
When they go low, we throw rye.
11 months ago
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Maybe he'll release the
#epsteinfiles
if we all start calling them Big Beautiful Trump Files...
11 months ago
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The president: new Ballroom
#vicepresident
: JV Dance
11 months ago
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When Dear Leader gets upset he throws a tan-Trump
11 months ago
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At least we can be sure Elon isn't mentioned in the
#Epstein
files. If he were, he'd insist we call it The X-Files...
12 months ago
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They're denying the existence of the list AND drawing attention away from its significance. Somehow this triggers the Mandela effect AND the Streisand effect simultaneously... effectively
12 months ago
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reposted by
Marcus H
PBS
about 1 year ago
PBS is in danger of going away. How can you help us and your local station? Visit
ProtectMyPublicMedia.org
and urge Congress to protect PBS funding. And thanks to everyone who followed before our first skeet. We see you!
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