in other concert news I have an UNBEATABLE lineup that adolescent 2008 emstan would absolutely die for this weekend, I’m seeing 13yo me’s two favorite bands, the academy is… AND the format

really let myself drop the ball on hayley williams tickets and I am DANGEROUSLY close to paying well over 400 dollars to see her at the closest and most convenient venue to me someone PLEASE tell me that’s a terrible idea

okay yes this album was atrocious BUT the louis-simon cowell edits to this song are gonna go hard okay

hear me out: wood is about BOTH dick and ocd

hear me out: actually romantic is gay

OMG HES COMING TO THE ANTHEM!?!?!!????????

honestly it’s really sweet of louis to change the pronouns in his songs to the ones that his fan base will most appreciate

wow I can’t WAIT til January 10, 2025

“they bought furniture” is the new “he bought plates”

no better feeling

most importantly if it weren’t for this fic I probably wouldn’t know my dear friend bananaheathen 🥹😎😫

the gc is arguing over whether life of a showgirl is cringe in a fun way or cringe in a cringe way

one of the more autistic things I’ve done lately is I found some old navy pants that I can somewhat tolerate wearing to work and bought two pairs…and then bought three more pairs so I can wear a different color of the same pants every day of the week like a uniform

like…olivia wilde made some questionable artistic choices and was a white feminist but like…she wasn’t a TORY

oof I haven’t been around but I gotta say louis kissing a girl isn’t nearly as upsetting as louis kissing a tory :/ yikes!

28op collars next

me: my dad: you should have a PODCAST me: my dad about thirty minutes later: you should INVITE YOUR DAD to BE ON YOUR PODCAST

honestly becoming a late-stage larrie in 2022 is such a silly and natural stepping stone to becoming a late-stage phan in 2025

been REALLY hyperfixating on dan and phil in the year of our lord 2025 for some reason and so far the only outward sign to my irl friends is that I’ve ordered this shirt bc i saw phil wearing it in videos and now i don’t plan to take it off til october

my favorite poet died today. they’ve given me so much comfort and so much joy and so much courage for the last fifteen years. here’s one of my favorites. open.spotify.com/track/7f3fXi...

do y’all remember how when harry was asked if sweet creature was about louis he hemmed and hawed for a while and eventually concluded that he “would lean towards no” bc that’s the part that really gets me like…why would you be “leaning toward” anything like it’s YOUR song, babe

nobody asked my thoughts (also I think it’s prob just like a run of the mill stunt lol) but here they are anyway

been having really dark thoughts like….should I reactivate twt

friends, foes, anyone with a beating heart, anyone who has ever had a best friend to obsess over gay shit with: I am absolutely BEGGING you to read idlewild by james frankie thomas

this and making out with a girl

NOT THE SCRIPTTKSBXJLANS

thinking about how they are STILL GOOD FRIENDS and praying for a miracle

y’all know that meme that’s like “when adhd you made the plans but autistic you shows up to the plans”? bc I’m going on a pirate themed booze cruise tonight and—

have I mentioned lately that I’m the world’s number one one more time again stan

wow silver tongues is a Masterpiece. WOW holding onto heartache is a MASTERPIECE.

I’m laughing so hard at myself I’m on the metro trying so hard to figure out why all the crowds of people people going to the military parade are dressed Like That——-they’re going to warped tour, you idiot

“and if you don’t why” is killing me

having an existential crisis thinking about how pride will never be like it was in The Good Old Days (2019, when I was 25 and had a cool gay internship and my best friend was dating this hot older girl and so parasocially so was I and we didn’t know about covid yet)

the fletcher song is killing me bc starting off pride by bragging about kissing a boy is one thing but starting off pride by complaining about how your queer fans are soooo mean and could never possibly understand being bi or whatever is another!!!!

out here having gender revelations

atlas has done it again

pov the new babes chapter is out

had a breakthrough today when I realized I feel the same about the straight harry truthers as I do about evangelical christians and that way is…wait are we for sure we like the same guy

I am JOINING!!! I am a part of the dead to fan club!!!!!!!! here’s some mozzarella sticks I ate with @deadtobeginwith.bsky.social once to celebrate

guys I miss the people I hate on tw*tter SO much some days 😔

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as an american, the concept of eurovision always seems SO wholesome and sweet……like wow must be nice over there

god I love larry I’m so glad I have a larry tattoo I’m so glad they’re a part of my body forever

I’m so dumb bc I’m like…who else would he have run through The Garden with

really been fixated (for a number of overlapping reasons) these past few days on the fact that the place rfk took his grandkids swimming in sewage is one of my regular Long Walk Destinations

sunflowers is the new halfway home

okay yeah it’s funny that I’m….right? lol

okay but no joke do you think the same person is doing social media for both him and his pr gf and they got confused about whose bio they were updating

head of WHAT

okay this is an update that I actually did see him again today lol I can’t wait to tell my mom she’ll be thrilled