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Company announces applications now open for Chief Enshittification Officer
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Dilbert fan and office bigot mourns death of its creator
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3 months ago
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Introverts rejoice about heatwave as they can now engage in small talk
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3 months ago
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Report: We’d be fucking grateful for a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club
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4 months ago
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Nation’s coke dealers on standby as Sales teams organise end of year parties
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5 months ago
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Eager beaver colleague joins video call 6 minutes early
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5 months ago
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Corporate HQ changes R U OK Day to FUK U Day
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7 months ago
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Fucking Ben fucking sick on a fucking Monday again
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Fucking Ben fucking sick on a fucking Monday again - The Water Cooler News
Enjoy your long weekend, Ben
https://www.thewatercoolernews.com/fucking-ben-fucking-sick-on-a-fucking-monday-again/
7 months ago
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Company that angry ex-employee vowed will fail after he left doing just fine
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7 months ago
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A modern day Ferris Bueller: This man chucked a sickie and doomscrolled all day
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8 months ago
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Teams users in awe as friend shares wonderful anecdotes about Slack
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9 months ago
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‘It’s been one of those weeks’ says colleague for 238th week in a row
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9 months ago
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Execs celebrate EOFY by giving selves 7-figure bonus, firing 20% of team
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10 months ago
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Communist Delivery Lead wants to control the means of digital production
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10 months ago
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Leadership team outsources CEO Sleepout to Philippines
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10 months ago
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Five fatalities in deadliest Mondayitis outbreak on record
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10 months ago
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Edgy startup names meeting rooms after problematic rappers
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10 months ago
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Four people now trying to get presentation laptop to work
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10 months ago
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‘We’re a family here’, say Manson & Associates
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11 months ago
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Video meeting attendee fucking thrilled to be given seven minutes back
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11 months ago
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Got much on for the weekend?
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11 months ago
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Company finally moves to Bluesky because, well, you know
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11 months ago
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