Little Miss Pronouns
@laleluna.bsky.social
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She/they 27 Driven by boredom and a desire to be seen Perverts welcome DMs open
I think I should be allowed to go outside naked and let myself be grabbed and groped by whoever wants me
1 day ago
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Felt cute from the waist down today :3
#nudes
#transnsfw
#enbynsfw
1 day ago
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Idk if I'll sound like an insane person for saying this, but having a hairless bootyhole really enhances the experience of using a bidet
1 day ago
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My girlfriend does not like it when I have Skittles and a monster for breakfast
2 days ago
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It never occurred to me until now, but I never actually found out if it was the bite of '87
3 days ago
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ワルイージ
4 days ago
FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO VAGINA BONES
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In the past, my manager has told me that I should not be working 12 hour shifts because some things can wait until tomorrow however, she never said a thing about 11 hours
6 days ago
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Nominu
6 days ago
Remember to verify the address before shipping your petrified statues!
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John Harvey Kellogg was dumb as hell, eating granola just makes me want to jerk off more
7 days ago
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Can science explain why it feels so good to lie in bed naked
7 days ago
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I'm trying to learn about fighting games but every time someone says "wake up DP" I get so horny I pass out
9 days ago
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Kaban!
10 days ago
If lesbian kissing is so good then how come there's no- holy shit
add a skeleton here at some point
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I can already tell the sleepy jerk off is gonna be good when I get home in the morning
11 days ago
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himejoshi buny witch 🐇
14 days ago
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Starting a list of things that are not meant to be erotic but definitely and inexplicably are. So far I have voice synthesizers breaking, operating a bolt action rifle, and most slow motion video.
15 days ago
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30 minutes into watching Wanted (2008) and somehow curving bullets has been the most sensible thing I've seen on screen so far
15 days ago
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Sometimes you wipe your ass and sometimes your ass wipes you. That's just how life works these days.
16 days ago
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🟢🤖little miss anger
20 days ago
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girlballs
20 days ago
furry women's big penises. you agree. reblong
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Just found out the block button just stops people from seeing or interacting with me and doesn't throw a physical cube at them
22 days ago
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Gaz
25 days ago
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Having a certified Girl Penis™ moment rn
24 days ago
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Is sleep deprivation fetish a thing? Have I conditioned myself by jerking off after long overnight shifts while I can barely keep my eyes open?
25 days ago
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My favorite part of watching new players try monster hunter is seeing them realize you can customize your cat then meticulously recreating their pets. I sadly did not do that because Niko has been hunting with me longer than I've had my real cat who has no survival instincts and is scared of wind
28 days ago
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I wonder how many people have jerked off to the Japanese google translate text to speech, because I am certain the number is not zero.
28 days ago
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The fact that native Americans are/were called Indians really makes you wonder how long it took for Columbus to realize he wasn't in India
30 days ago
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Today is national eggs Benedict day, national get to know your customers day, national orchid day, and national banana day. I think as a society, we should have higher standards for what constitutes a holiday.
about 1 month ago
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Has scratching an itch ever in the history of humanity actually made the itch go away?
about 1 month ago
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Stupid Twink
10 months ago
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Akesan
about 1 month ago
Still one of the funniest bits in the entire game imo
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Stupid Twink
about 2 months ago
turtle neck? oh you mean a neck? just a glimpse at how uncircumcised my mind has become
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Miupix
about 2 months ago
You see... MOO! 🐄❤️
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Kinky middle manager: I put the P in KPI
about 2 months ago
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JAV Titles
about 2 months ago
An unbelievably Cute, Lovely and Beautiful Transsexual Woman. 16 Hours of Video
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I want to be thrown through a breakaway glass window. And before you ask, yes in a sexual way, but also in an action movie way. Both at the same time if a second pane of glass is outside the budget.
about 2 months ago
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I think dueling should be legal. I don't think people should do it, or that is almost ever justified. But on an ethical level I do believe in consensual violence.
about 2 months ago
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Can someone Bridget 6H me then convert to a tod? I think that might fix me
about 2 months ago
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1 like and I post hole
about 2 months ago
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Video games be like "we need to go through the sewer"
about 2 months ago
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Any heinous villains in need of a henchperson? I can't do much, but I can probably stall for time as an early game mini boss or something. Maybe put me in the prologue to make sure the hero just barely fails to prevent an inciting incident?
about 2 months ago
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This isn't just a footjob to me, it's a foot way of life
about 2 months ago
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What moral framework is most applicable to flipping off animals because you think it's funny. Like, it's a rude gesture, but they don't know so no harm is done. Also I do not mean it in an insulting way so does that negate the fact that I know it's rude?
about 2 months ago
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I can accept that people use the word "literally" figuratively to exaggerate, but I would like a word that I can use to literally mean literal without the risk of being mistaken for saying the opposite of what I'm trying to say.
about 2 months ago
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🍔 Queen Sapphy 🔜 AC
2 months ago
Repost if you love round tummy
#irl
#belly
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There are few things in life that have zero downsides, but owning a bidet is one of them
2 months ago
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Douglas Adams and xkcd are really similar in the fact that they both come off as smart and funny in their writing, but if I met someone who actually acted like that it'd be unbearable
2 months ago
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Tetris is objectively the most attractive game to be good at
2 months ago
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playing strip poker and I'm one bad hand away from getting a call from my parole officer about the status of my ankle monitor
2 months ago
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I bought this hair removal cream and I used it instead of shaving yesterday and now I can't stop just touching my body all over it feels so smooth
2 months ago
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I used to say "it's not x it's y" all the time, because contrast is useful for providing center and clarifying details. I don't say it anymore, and I'll never forgive ai for taking that away from me.
2 months ago
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