I think I'm gonna stop looking up acronyms forever. If the full thing isn't important enough to say it's not important enough to google

Wii Fat Reserves

Every second I keep watching I feel more soulless. The knowledge that I am getting excited for ads and then disappointed because the ad wasn't good enough makes me feel less human.

Miss Piggy straight into this is crazy

Oh right, I forgot the Muppets were part of the game awards

what is a game award if not a thinking man's emmy

This'll be the first game awards in years to not have anyone spamming "silksong when" in chat

Does it still count as morning wood if you were up all night and the boner shows up when you go to bed? It's still boner in bed in the morning

"Cake" -The Guy

If I had a nickle for every time I played an early release version of a game unaware that the full release was the next day, I'd have 2 nickles

TW: manual breathing mention I remember when I was a kid and first noticed that I was breathing manually and if I wasn't actively breathing I wasn't breathing at all, I freaked out and kinda thought I was gonna die, and throughout the day I would periodically check if I was still breathing

I wanna be put in a panini press soooo baaaaddd

I think the TikTok "bird theory" thing is funny, because last week I saw a bird and immediately got excited and texted my girlfriend without even realizing what I was doing

I don't play FFXIV anymore but my hottest take is that no amount of writing, characterization, or knowledge of a player behind a character will make me see lalafel as people. I see one of them and I do not feel empathy, because my mind can only interpret what I'm looking at as a stuffed animal

I've never done an advent calendar before, but I won one in a contest that pit a family against itself (games at Thanksgiving) and it's fun. I was getting ready for bed and got to thinking "ooh I get a piece of chocolate in the morning"

I'm so much of a sleeper in, that I'm currently at the gas station so I don't need to leave 10 minutes early to fill up on gas

I have nothing against people from Georgia, but I think it's not a great look that when the devil was in a bind and looking for someone easy to manipulate, Georgia was the first place he went

Dysphoria (body hair) is gone. You may jerk off to me now #nudes #transnsfw #enbynsfw

I haven't been posting nudes because I haven't shaved my body hair in a few weeks and don't feel pretty, but I don't feel motivated to shave because I don't feel pretty enough for it to be worth it

As a kid I thought it was silly that there was a song about liking big butts, but now that I'm older seeing a big butt feels like a religious experience and I worry no song will be able to capture the overwhelming emotions

I still don't know if fortnite charlie kirk is real or a meme and I wish to remain eternally ignorant

he likes to watch.

Whose fuckass idea was it to let apps know that I'm taking a screenshot

My time management has gotten so bad I've been procrastinating on my afternoon nap

I haven't seen death note in a long time, but did Light at least try just writing L in the death note?

It's crazy how simple, perfectly functional software gets updates that break basic functionality without adding any new features. I have this app I use that just sends a push notification to my phone. Super simple. Just type thing in box and notification is on home screen. It no longer works...HOW?

I know it's cringe, but you can just Google slang. Your 17 year old nephew will never know

Mexican food makes me glad I'm not on Ozempic. I love having an appetite and I love eating food

Does anyone want to let me crawl into their stomach and then I just die or whatever

It's Micropenis Monday!

My least attractive trait is that I will eat whatever slop jack in the box throws at me no matter how mediocre it is and how awful my stomach feels minutes after eating it. I simply can't explain my fascination with this garbage

Experiencing cuteness aggression every time I think about micropenis

women.. Mmmmmmmmmm

Hyperdrive goes way too hard to be the card games on motorcycles song

Took a big risk today and checked out something I liked as a teenager. I got lucky and Bo Burnham's sad song is still pretty funny

Is it micropenis Monday yet?

On a purely factual and objective level, there is not a bomb implanted in my brain

Once again in my most natural state. Not wearing pants

I would buy a switch 2 if there was a way for me to make sure my money goes directly to Kirby. He needs it

Idk how to play mahjong, but those automatic mahjong tables are the coolest shit ever

I genuinely do not remember taking my pants off and it just keeps happening. Eventually it's gonna happen at a bad time and someone's gonna see something they don't want to see, but I can't stop it because I don't know it's happening until it's too late

There was at one point in my life where a dota 2 x monster hunter crossover would have been really exciting to me

Oh shit, we actually stopped making pennies this year

Tetris is probably the hottest game to be good at

Most fuckable girl bussy at the 7-11