❤️ It's supposed to rain for Christmas ❤️

"Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie cause if it took place on any other day-" Okay but it takes place on Christmas. That's very much a part of the movie. It's, like, canon.

My Instagram algorithm has decided I need to see all the reels about Wisconsin and the Packers and every time someone talks it's like 'Op, there's the accent'. Hitting that nasal 'ah' in Wisconsin real hard.

There's a dimension where Kamala won and The Umbrella Academy was good. We, however, ended up in The Bad Place.

Telling myself over and over again "I do not need the plaid Santa or angel from Michaels no matter how much they perfectly match my Christmas aesthetic or that I've been pining after them since last year. I do not need..."

Unfortunately the most wonderful time of the year also means the return of these fucking things. I hate these gnomes.

Wonder if this means she regrets physically shoving me for no reason at the wrap party for Joy. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/01/m...

Rereading an essay I wrote in college is like damn, I was good at that shit. No wonder one of my teachers wrote "I save your essays for last because they're always the most insightful."

Fun Fact about the Good Fortune movie: it paid the PAs who worked on it as little as "poor" Aziz Ansari's character gets paid in the story, meanwhile the actors and producers were making millions.

Was having a good day til I remembered I have no money. The ultimate mood killer.

Fuck Bill Maher, pandering centrist jackass.

I'm getting two tattoos today so that should fix my whole life cause that's how they work.

I'll pronounce 'basil' as 'baa-sul' when Paul Hollywood starts pronouncing 's'mores' right.

Seems like maybe the Help Palestinian Refugees button is broken on arab.org, but it's the only one not working for me...

It wasn't until I had to drive someone from out of town that I realized what bad shape LA streets are in.

I've accidentally made a Starfinder character that has a potential armor class of 27. That's a lot, fyi.

Trying not to buy all the fabric in my wishlist.

Also, frankly, why doesn't the San Diego Zoo have chimps?? What self respecting zoo doesn't have chimps? And don't give me that 'we have bonobos' business.

30 seconds on Facebook proves to me exactly why I never go on Facebook.

I appreciate June Shine's effort but this hard kombucha tastes like none of this.

I had to go to LAX and back twice today so everyone has to be very nice to me.

One nice thing about sewing is after I make the same mistake 3 or 4 times I know exactly what I did wrong.

I've had two people accidentally call me 'sir' and immediately apologize but, like, actually I like that keep doing it.

Me and my sewing machine are having a battle to the death and it knows it's winning.

I want money, alcohol, fabric, and chicken nuggets.

Every day I invent new ways to piss myself off.

One more haha

I am available for commissions if anyone's looking for character portraits; I love drawing RPG characters!

Commission for my friend of his Starfinder character.

Sometimes being a pet parent is baby talk and toys and sometimes it's breaking up 'I'm not touching you I'm not touching you!' fights.

*Spend weeks building up a character for an RPG character that I love and am so excited to play only for the other players to act like assholes towards it in the first session*: This is fine.

A couple months ago someone broke into my car and only stole two things, one of which was a bag of stickers I'd been cultivating for years and I'm always going to be pissed off about that. Why would you take my stickers???

Moths are so cool.

It'd be, like, kind of cool, chill or whatever to have a purpose for getting out of bed in the morning or like, whatever.

First paragraph in and you're already making me regret giving you a second chance Paul Tremblay.

At this point I'm so desperate for work I'd work with Steve Blackman, though it'd take every ounce of willpower I have to not ask him why the Actual Fuck he did That to The Umbrella Academy.

@snugglebeast.bsky.social @mynameisgrant.bsky.social tell me this isn't an exaggeration

Nevermind, game crashed.

That job I was supposed to do until December got cancelled and besides being fucking devastated I'm now bored enough that I've circled back around to playing The Sims for 10 hours a day.

Unfortunately I keep coming up with amazing characters for my friend's upcoming Starfinder campaign and I can't actually play three different characters at once.

I *deserve* this White Claw.

I earned this White Claw.

Favorite entry in the Superpower Wiki: powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Christi...

He comes across as like he's trying to be both the generic lead in a rom-com and a political thriller. He sounds arrogant and petulant and there's the whiff of some James Gunn/Peter Quill flippancy mixed in with forced gravitas.

I would say 'not to be a hater on Main' but I love being a hater on Main so I will say from the looks of every trailer Corenswet comes across like a terrible Superman/Clark Kent.

For as much as I whine, at the end of the day I still have that film degree.

To the critic who called Eddington the "first truly modern Western" just know it's on sight. *Timely*, you meant it's a *timely* Western set in modern day. Eddington did not invent modern Westerns, you dink.

Okay now it's starting to feel pointed.