Love finding out about a local sports team even if I don't follow that sport because it's immediately like "yes that is My Favorite Team obviously." I don't watch hockey but I absolutely back the Los Angeles Kings.

NO, I DON'T THINK IT IS.

Genuinely funny to me how my psychiatrist asked me how I was doing physically and I answered "I'm actually okay right now" only to spend the next half hour detailing all the ways I am not, in fact, physically okay.

Sooo...we're all just gonna get drunk tonight, yeah? Feels like the move when we're all fucking powerless against the whims of the literal Devil.

Asking myself "are you in the right headspace to be listening to The National right now?"

The internal conflict of wanting to send something funny to a friend but you're kind of miffed with them but don't want to explain to them why you're miffed because you might be overreacting in the first place.

Can't decide that because I put so much money into this project means I am required to finish it or that I'm a victim of the sunk cost fallacy. 🙃

OMG fuck you Adobe. Yeah sure please summarize this fucking *sewing pattern* for me.

I am being very bad at Library so far this year.

I once had a dream that I was secretly Batman but I couldn't go out crime fighting because I couldn't get anyone to cover my shifts at Joanns.

The president should be impeached and convicted, as should everyone responsible for these outrages. ICE should be disbanded. So should the Department of Homeland Security. And the people who have killed should be investigated and brought before judges and juries.

Doctor Odyssey's refusal to commit to the throuple was why it was canceled as far as I'm concerned.

I wish I had a paper due tomorrow.

I don't like when a cat's name doesn't fit their vibe. "This is Sushi!" That cat is a Winston dammit.

And that's 50. #2025reads

I have 10 hours to finish reading 172 pages to reach my goal of 50 books this year, which sounds easy if my attention span weren't fighting me tooth and nail.

When my roommate gets back in 4 days I have to convince her that we shouldn't move out of the apartment that I consider one of the luckiest things that's ever happened to me, wish me luck.

Creepypasta writers are also inherently the opposite of these AI 'artists'. "I used ChatGPT to write my story cause I had an idea but I'm not a writer." Neither were the majority of those people and they fucking did it anyway.

There has been a documentary about creepypastas lurking in my mind for years if I only got my shit together.

I open my screen door periodically throughout the day to let my cats out on the porch and every time I'm sure my neighbors hear snatches of my TV and think "Jesus she's watching that Baking Show *again*?"

Oh ffs. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Every quilting tutorial is like: "Listen we know people used to make massive, intricate quilts for centuries solely by handstitching but nowadays if you don't have these 15 insanely specific tools that are only used for quilting then your fabric will explode."

❤️ It's supposed to rain for Christmas ❤️

"Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie cause if it took place on any other day-" Okay but it takes place on Christmas. That's very much a part of the movie. It's, like, canon.

My Instagram algorithm has decided I need to see all the reels about Wisconsin and the Packers and every time someone talks it's like 'Op, there's the accent'. Hitting that nasal 'ah' in Wisconsin real hard.

There's a dimension where Kamala won and The Umbrella Academy was good. We, however, ended up in The Bad Place.

Telling myself over and over again "I do not need the plaid Santa or angel from Michaels no matter how much they perfectly match my Christmas aesthetic or that I've been pining after them since last year. I do not need..."

Unfortunately the most wonderful time of the year also means the return of these fucking things. I hate these gnomes.

Wonder if this means she regrets physically shoving me for no reason at the wrap party for Joy. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/01/m...

Rereading an essay I wrote in college is like damn, I was good at that shit. No wonder one of my teachers wrote "I save your essays for last because they're always the most insightful."

Fun Fact about the Good Fortune movie: it paid the PAs who worked on it as little as "poor" Aziz Ansari's character gets paid in the story, meanwhile the actors and producers were making millions.

Was having a good day til I remembered I have no money. The ultimate mood killer.

Fuck Bill Maher, pandering centrist jackass.

I'm getting two tattoos today so that should fix my whole life cause that's how they work.

I'll pronounce 'basil' as 'baa-sul' when Paul Hollywood starts pronouncing 's'mores' right.

Seems like maybe the Help Palestinian Refugees button is broken on arab.org, but it's the only one not working for me...

It wasn't until I had to drive someone from out of town that I realized what bad shape LA streets are in.

I've accidentally made a Starfinder character that has a potential armor class of 27. That's a lot, fyi.

Trying not to buy all the fabric in my wishlist.

Also, frankly, why doesn't the San Diego Zoo have chimps?? What self respecting zoo doesn't have chimps? And don't give me that 'we have bonobos' business.

30 seconds on Facebook proves to me exactly why I never go on Facebook.

I appreciate June Shine's effort but this hard kombucha tastes like none of this.

I had to go to LAX and back twice today so everyone has to be very nice to me.

One nice thing about sewing is after I make the same mistake 3 or 4 times I know exactly what I did wrong.

I've had two people accidentally call me 'sir' and immediately apologize but, like, actually I like that keep doing it.

Me and my sewing machine are having a battle to the death and it knows it's winning.

I want money, alcohol, fabric, and chicken nuggets.

Every day I invent new ways to piss myself off.