You think you’re the biggest Captain Cop fan in the world? Aw, that’s adorable. As long as Ayaha Nara is still breathing, the best you can ever hope for is a distant second place… Ayaha Nara - Lost Judgment

Sexy Akari poses in that weird room from Twin Peaks. The owls are not what they seem... Akari Natsukawa - Yakuza 5

A moment of silence, please, for the poor zebra who made the ultimate sacrifice so Akari could look fabulous. Akari Natsukawa - Yakuza 5

Today's Baddie Battle will have to wait; Plus-sized babe Megaco has more pressing business to take care of first... Megaco - Yakuza Kiwami 3

Private Asagi's underwear has gone AWOL Misuzu Asagi - Yakuza Dead Souls

Is that an XK. 50 Anti-materiel rifle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Misuzu Asagi - Yakuza Dead Souls

Stripping was invented in the year 1062 by Harold Stripford of Essex, who first recorded his appreciation for the spectacle of women removing their clothing. Asagiri - Ryu Ga Gotoku Kenzan!

11:00pm Friday night in Gion and me and the lads are on a mad one! Up next we are off to the strip tent. We've been on the sake all day so I hope we don't get turned away at the door flap..." Asagiri - Ryu Ga Gotoku Kenzan!

Busty con-woman Mai gives this Tokyo bigwig the ride of his life. Shame he won’t remember any of it when he wakes up in a shop doorway tomorrow morning… minus his wallet. Mai - Yakuza Kiwami

Hopefully her brother never finds out about this - I’ve heard he’s a proper hard bastard when his stats are maxed out! Don’t fancy getting my head kicked in over a cheeky flash... Sachiko - Yakuza 6

If you were wondering what Misa Yamaura’s is up to these days, I can confirm she’s running her own talent agency… and occasionally using Eric Tomizawa for casual sex when she gets bored. Misa Yamaura & Eric Tomizawa - Yakuza 5 & Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth

Redsnake proudly presents our latest star: Shiori! This girl is hot as hell! She kept saying she hopes her boyfriend never finds out… so if you’re him, close this tab now! Me and my Bro fucked her brains out and she took every inch like a pro! Shiori Nagamori & The Akai Brothers - Yakuza 3 & 4

That's not have you are supposed to wear a bikini, you silly goose... Misaki - Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii

My wife said if I spend any more money on really sexy hostesses, our marriage is over. (I added the ‘really sexy’ part myself; the divorce will be expensive enough so I can’t afford to waste money on only ‘moderately attractive’ hostesses, can I?) Chihiro Ikki, Erena Aihara & Maya Mori - Yakuza 4

Tired from the daily grind? At Love in Heart we put your relaxation first. Our fully licensed, highly skilled therapists are ready to knead away every knot. We guarantee the most relaxing massage of your life! If you are not 100% satisfied, we will give you a handjob. Ayaka & Mari - yakuza 3/4

It’s nice to be kneaded. Ayaka & Mari - yakuza 3/4

She teaches ballet, don't you know? Noa Mizutani - Yakuza 4

"Wow, Goodness me... And you say you can hold that position for hours? that's impressive! Sorry, I'm not sure why I am sweating so much right now. Oh look at that, my nose is bleeding too! That's weird. Anyway..." Noa Mizutani - Yakuza 4

Ms. Osaki assumes 'The pose'. Hinata Osaki - Yakuza 5

Well brunettes are fine man. And blondes are fun. But when it comes to getting the dirty job done. I'll take a red headed woman Hinata Osaki - Yakuza 5

Saya's favourite food is pork. I think we are going to get on well... Saya Unten - Yakuza 3

Sexy Saya has her eyes on your wallet. Saya Unten - Yakuza 3

Fun fact: Mr Libido's dick glows in the dark. Rin Sasaba, Ranko Yazuki & Mr. Libido - Yakuza 3/0

Mr. Libido’s first word was ‘motorboat’. Rin Sasaba, Ranko Yazuki & Mr. Libido - Yakuza 3/0

BREAKING: Hollywood Starlet in leaked sex tape shocker! Emma Jaunt & Sam B - Dead Island 2

Most guys can’t stop staring at Madoka’s legendary rack… so honestly? Having you staring at her feet right now is kinda refreshing. (She still thinks you’re a massive creep, but at least it’s a new flavour of creep.) Shinzato 'Madokadonk' Madoka - Judgment

My my my, to taste is to die. You're gonna taste like apple pie. Shinzato 'Madokadonk' Madoka - Judgment

Apparently the 30 seconds of acting she did at the start were fantastic... Yoko Arakawa - Yakuza Like A Dragon

After my parents got divorced because my dad blew their savings on Pretty Cure chibi gashapon toys, I found this poster stuffed in a box in their attic... Yoko Arakawa - Yakuza Like A Dragon

"How long do I have to stay in here? I'm starting to prune!" Nao Kaneshiro - Yakuza 3

Yosuke Saotome had 'that dream' again last night… Tsukino Saotome & Chitose Fujinomiya - Judgment/Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth

I don't wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your lips Tsukino Saotome & Chitose Fujinomiya - Judgment/Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth

“Tonight on Bare Facts: Pillow Humping — the silent killer, ‘Are orgasms played out?’ and Erections: what’s their deal? We strip away the lies to get to the bare truth.” Unnamed Newsreaders & Risa - Yakuza 0/3 & Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth

Have we got news for you! Unnamed Newsreaders & Risa - Yakuza 0/3 & Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth

This little piggie went to market… this little piggie stayed home… this little piggie went to a sex dungeon where he paid to get stepped on and called ‘pervert’ Ayu, Yumiko & Masochistic Man - Yakuza 0/Like a Dragon

Two Dominatrix Queens. One lucky pig. This was the best birthday of Masochistic Man’s life. Ayu, Yumiko & Masochistic Man - Yakuza 0/Like a Dragon

Standing in the shower fingerbanging the head of the Mystery Research Club, Koji suddenly had his own mystery to solve: how the fuck had he managed to be standing in the shower fingerbanging the head of the Mystery Research Club? Kyoko Amasawa & Koji- Lost Judgment/Like a Dragon Gaiden

After spending 3 hours trying to win her a stuffed squirrel on the UFO catcher it looks like I might finally be about to get some action... Akko - Yakuza 0

Sushi-addicted runaway Akko gives you the come to bed eyes. Akko - Yakuza 0

Girl, you must be a bowling ball because I suddenly want to stick my fingers in your... *ahem* Nevermind. Emiri - Yakuza 0

Stay in your lane. Emiri - Yakuza 0

It was almost scary how quickly Yuki’s inhibitions vanished as soon as any band invited her backstage… Yuki & The Yokomichi Silvers - Yakuza 0

Tokyo yanki band The Yokomichi Silvers posing backstage with a fan. Circa 1989. Yuki & The Yokomichi Silvers - Yakuza 0

Winning! Winne-chan - Yakuza Kiwami 3

Besties hanging out, having fun, being naked (because women always hang out naked when we are not around, right, guys???) Tsubasa & Megaco - Yakuza Kiwami 3

That’s my best friend, she a real bad bitch. Tsubasa & Megaco - Yakuza Kiwami 3

What started as a group chat bitching session on WhatsApp for characters who were cut from Yakuza Kiwami 3 ended up as a wild, drunken threesome in a love hotel! Yakuza 3 - Stacy, Mizuki & & Mack Shinozuka

Latino babe Carla hates bikini lines. Carla - Dead Island 2

Dat feel when you're stuck at the pool with no zombies to slay. Carla - Dead Island 2

It must be someone’s birthday because Megaco brought the cake... Megaco - Yakuza Kiwami 3