Whenever I watch home renovation shows they never incorporate the drawer full of bones and now I know what I need to complete my next kitchen

This dude was so fucking cool I wish I’m like him when I grow up

The museum was just straight up shitposting at this point

Ramiel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I went to his hatchday party. That’s him being all shy after we sang to him.

*Dr. Hal “Otacon” Emmerich approaching the lecturn for Iroquois Pliskin’s funeral* *Tears already falling as he trembles with his hands tightly gripping the varnished wood* *A sullen sky over the crestfallen* Suddenly a voice cries out:

Can you truely measure a restaurant by photos of the food itself or instead by how much of the food is consumed? If the later then may I present this:

I always think it’s ~*so crazy*~ how coincidental it must of been in 1846 to storm INTO Portsmouth square park after disembarking FROM the uss Portsmouth and plant the American flag.

Really like this picture

My favorite place to check up on each time I take green/blue line to San Francisco from east bay in between fruitvale and lake Merritt.

I went on an urban exploration journey walking from Oakland to west Oakland to eat hyphy burger

I have a bunch of pictures of random Chinese cigarette boxes littered on asphalt because they look cool. I assume they are smuggled in.

Ate with someone at la cumbre taqueria SF at the recommendation of others and it was fantastic

Ole waffle shop is very good because they actually make their own waffle unlike 99% of people that just do Sysco waffles

I choose my healthcare by earthquake performance and alameda is slaking *taps foot and looks at watch impatiently*

I would hang this up on my wall if I had one too

Wish that were my hat

As seen in the tenderloin

These are the stairs I fell down *blushes* uwu

*Wile E. Coyote empties his pockets shaking all his acme products out before entering*

I, too, score every date night by their BARTability

Couple pictures I took in Oakland Chinatown

TRUST YOUR FEELINGS YOU’VE GOT TO

I’d bathe in this

There was like two weddings going on in the Hayward Japanese garden at the same time which is like 2 too many it’s sooo small but pleasant. No shade though.

“World famous hotboys” hot chicken is pretty good. Closest I’ve found to scratching an old itch for Nashville hot chicken.

I’ve taken like thousands of photos in July/august and these were the ones worth sharing with the void.

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I got the high score on the machine :)

Instant transmission decapitation