Observation: When Karoline comes home and says, “My love, I’m pregnant,” & lying with a straight face is literally her job, even good news gets a double-take. Not because joy is suspicious—but because credibility’s been on unpaid leave for years My love "you can quit the spin job if you’re tired"

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Here is what the DoJ not telling YOU!

Observation: In the third and final 2016 presidential debate, Hillary Clinton said Vladimir Putin would “rather have a puppet as president of the United States,” referring to the Felon-in-Chief. That line became a viral meme: “No puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet!” Who thinks Hilary was wrong?

Day 344 on Time Out Child care funds frozen over MN fraud claims. Diplomats purged. SNAP bans kick in Immigrants brace for impact. Tyson guts a town with 3,200 layoffs. Journalists limp through a brutal year. Florida lawmaker dodges COVID fraud charges. National Guard rolls into New Orleans.

Observation Huge thanks to DOGE for canceling Adobe Pro contracts across the federal government. If that’s why Epstein file redactions keep failing, then Elon deserves full credit. Transparency by budget cut. Accountability by accident. Efficiency we can finally see. Elon can see the future!

Here is the proof that history doesn’t repeat, but it rhymes.

Observation: Say goodbye to student loan repayment plans for low-income borrowers. That ladder? Pulled up. Again. You’re probably not a farmer, so that bailout ain’t for you. And welfare? That’s only patriotic when corporations or donors need it — when you do, it’s suddenly a moral failure.

Here is what really happened with the Epstein files, by Jess Craven.

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Observation: When Karoline comes home and says, “My love, I’m pregnant,” & lying with a straight face is literally her job, even good news gets a double-take. Not because joy is suspicious—but because credibility’s been on unpaid leave for years My love "you can quit the spin job if you’re tired"

Day 343 on Time Out Russia warns Ukraine after alleged drone strikes. The Felon-in-Chief vows “hell to pay” post-Netanyahu meeting. Iran gets a vague threat. Rural health funds arrive with strings. Artists cancel Kennedy Center shows over branding. FBI timelines face scrutiny.

Observation: The truth’s a terrible corpse—refuses to stay buried. You can kill witnesses, muzzle critics, shame victims, erase names, flood the headlines with junk. But the Epstein Files? They’ve got a damn flotation device— and they keep bobbing back up, gasping for justice. 💀

Day 343 on Time Out Russia warns Ukraine after alleged drone strikes. The Felon-in-Chief vows “hell to pay” post-Netanyahu meeting. Iran gets a vague threat. Rural health funds arrive with strings. Artists cancel Kennedy Center shows over branding. FBI timelines face scrutiny.

Day 342 on Time Out MTG says she was “naïve” as she breaks with the Felon-in-Chief. Democrats push back on Jan. 6 rewrites. U.S. kills two in Pacific boat strikes while pressuring Venezuela. DOJ sues Virginia over tuition aid Victims’ families say they’re ignored Ukraine talks meet hard limits

Epstein Why did intelligence services circle his orbit—powerful people tolerate him—accountability never arrive? He had no real business, only underage victims & the information their abuse produced Recordings existed. Silence followed If the pee-pee tape was traded to 🇷🇺, it would explain a lot.

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Day 341 on Time Out Epstein files add details to his death. Felon-in-Chief fails to punish rival lawyers. Officials dodge testimony. ICE at-large arrests surge. Faith bleeds into official messages. Ukraine talks inch forward. Big Tech wins on AI/crypto. Senate oversight keeps shrinking.

Observation: Testify? Not interested. Tough questions? Even less. Real answers? That’s where it stops.

Day 340 on Time Out Kennedy Center threatens to sue artists. Epstein accusers demand full disclosure. Felon-in-Chief is accused of ignoring health care costs. Gloria Allred questions his Epstein ties. Joe Rogan calls Reiner comments “not funny.” Congress wants power back. Diddy seeks release

Observation: If this administration actually cared about your children, why cut funding to the National Pediatric Association? You don’t defund the doctors who study child health while claiming to protect kids. You don’t silence pediatric experts while pretending concern Kids aren’t the priority

Day 340 on Time Out Kennedy Center threatens to sue artists. Epstein accusers demand full disclosure. Felon-in-Chief is accused of ignoring health care costs. Gloria Allred questions his Epstein ties. Joe Rogan calls Reiner comments “not funny.” Congress wants power back. Diddy seeks release

Day 339 on Time Out: An ICE officer accused of excessive force stays on duty. Researchers fighting online hate are barred from the U.S. Epstein files tell a different story. Federal charity giving collapses. ISIS is struck in Nigeria. Zelensky signals progress toward talks as Russia resists.

Awesome work @snblue.bsky.social

Observation: If this administration actually cared about your children, why cut funding to the National Pediatric Association? You don’t defund the doctors who study child health while claiming to protect kids. You don’t silence pediatric experts while pretending concern Kids aren’t the priority

Observation: DOGE promised cuts — we got higher spending. So, who thinks we should take the difference out of Elon’s pockets?

Ice Cube is compromised! Just FYI

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Day 338 on Time Out States sue to stop health-care defunding. AI risks are waved off. foreign experts are barred. Student loans: Can’t afford payments? No problem. We’ll just garnish your wages! FEMA aid is blocked then restored by courts. Epstein files are delayed after DoJ found 1Mil+ files.

Observation: Epstein documented everything. Officials just found a million more documents. Transparency isn’t the problem. Release is. The redaction team is screwed!!

Observation: Epstein documented everything. Officials just found a million more documents. Transparency isn’t the problem. Release is. The redaction team is screwed!!

Day 337 on Time Out The Felon-in-Chief moves to free a loyalist jailed for the Big Lie. In Oklahoma, a professor is fired for grading a Bible-based essay. SCOTUS blocks Guard troops in Chicago. H-1B visas are overhauled, Drug-war strikes continue, Courts keep saying no—temporarily.

Day 336 on Time Out: USDA loses 20% of its staff, ambassadors are yanked, donors payed & get rewarded, Illinois is sued over immigration limits, warships are announced without strategy, even a former CIA chief fears judge shopping, & have U donated to the Ballroom? Power tightens—Institutions thin

Day 336 on Time Out: USDA loses 20% of its staff, ambassadors are yanked, donors payed & get rewarded, Illinois is sued over immigration limits, warships are announced without strategy, even a former CIA chief fears judge shopping, & have U donated to the Ballroom? Power tightens—Institutions thin

Observation: Elise Stefanik bent the knee, shed moderation, went full MAGA—& still got tossed aside. Nomination yanked. Publicly undercut. No endorsement. Loyalty in the Felon-in-Chief World isn’t rewarded; it’s consumed. U’re useful until U’re not. Then you’re discarded. Remember Michael Cohen?

Day 335 on Time Out In less than a year with the Felon-in-Chief: Corruption is policy, enforcement is optional, loyalty is currency, & accountability is a rumor. Files disappear, criminals walk, regulators retreat, & institutions pretend this is governance while collapse waits its turn.

Day 335 on Time Out In less than a year with the Felon-in-Chief: Corruption is policy, enforcement is optional, loyalty is currency, & accountability is a rumor. Files disappear, criminals walk, regulators retreat, & institutions pretend this is governance while collapse waits its turn.

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Day 334 on Time Out The Felon-in-Chief boasts about taking your money—He wants to sue U! Netanyahu briefs him on possible Iran strikes Dems flip Mississippi seats courts may undo Epstein file backlash grows with impeachment talk. China policy wobbles U.S. seizes another Venezuelan oil tanker.

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Here is what really happened with the Epstein files, by Jess Craven.

Day 333 on Time Out DOJ releases thousands of Epstein files—heavily redacted, no client lists, no bombshells. Survivors feel validated and furious, lawmakers say the law wasn’t followed, MAGA turns on DOJ. The Felon-in-Chief? — stays silent at rallies, pretends nothing happened, & attacked ASIS

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Happy Friday, Here is the morning coffee ☕️ by Lisa Lampanelli

Happy Thursday, Here is the morning coffee ☕️ by Rosie O'Donnell

Day 332 on Time Out Orange-Face targets Colorado’s AI law for being “2 fair” —tries to block state rules nationwide —guts climate research —claims prices are down —dangles military bonuses —offers no health care plan as ACA subsidies expire —polls show Americans think he’s using way too much power

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