spongebob boots me hoy me noy 🫧

i keep getting told how big my tongue is 😱 *i have permission to post!

i have a client now who loves playing when i’m tripping bc it’s more fun for both of us :3 i make fun faces and play with my tongue and he pays me hehehe

only part of taking mushie tea i dislike is when my brain is like “i must focus on how much the taste of the mushrooms revolts and nauseates” instead of just being HAPPY we ingested FUN

mushie night? more likely than you think

i’m trying to get in a bunch of spicy clips and pics before badtz moves in with me bc we won’t have much alone time/personal privacy for awhile and i don’t want to train him to record at my angles lmao

please help my wonderful gf life has thrown her and her bf so many hits lately and she could use a break and some help please consider even just $5-$10 i hate seeing her struggle

rode Ghidorah so hard i gave myself cramps 🥴

gotta chase your dreams especially the vivid ones 😵‍💫

the SESSION i just had 😮‍💨

finally it’s said aloud

i feel like if coffee and cream were a gijinka

sometimes i can’t fucking do anything - can’t even think clearly - in the morning when i wake up too hard, too sensitive 😵‍💫 gotta take care of that

a teaser toy

client wanted a pussycat so meow

some of my new costume pieces arrived and i’m sincerely thinking of a cute/sexy quick look to show some of it off and encourage any, hmmmmmm pussycat lovers >:3c

me? planning an outfit with WHITE??? more likely than you think 😳 my makeup inspo for monday is this “crybaby” look i did this past spring but with a new wig i’m in love with 😍

making my friend mad at me by calling pickle spears vegan sardines 🐟

having another fit over folks with brown eyes bc i want to make out so badly with someone who has those gorgeous bright red-brown ones 🥵

he has to come to my city and perform now, right? RIGHT????

living deliciously, you could say

winding down ~ which one would you prefer while i crawl onto your lap and claw at your belt

know how i know i’m mentally back to normal? i can feel my brain going to mush thinking about someone hooking their thumb in my cheek and leading me around to beg for more fingers in there

deciding between doing mushies tonight or staying up watching movies for my movie club 🤔 problem with mushies is they make me very yappy and no one is up on a mf tuesday night

winding down ~ which one would you prefer while i crawl onto your lap and claw at your belt

it’s cards day!!

met some friends for lunch and a kid at another table was staring. staring HARD. she taps her dad on the shoulder and whispers to him and points at me then says really loud to me “how did you get metal cheeks!?!” 😂

trying to look for lingerie that doesn’t make me dysphoric but it’s really hard because everything is so heavily gendered and made to accentuate parts i either don’t have or don’t care for 🥲

what my client paid for vs what i bought with his money

this!!! i already have to instruct my clients to make the memo “friend stuff” or something innocuous to avoid suspicion from the money apps

my arms are going to be so big after today. i surface planed our cutting boards at work. 2 of them, both sides. but my coworkers looked confused. “your arms are already very big, Ne.” …….bigger……

idk make them if you want but every year these are the first thing gone so enjoy my favorite side dish

just got told by one of my friends from dinner that his buddy asked for my discord info bc he loved the dish i made 😈 sure buddy. i’m sure that’s not the only dish you want served huehehehehugh

libido is back online let’s go girls \(•w•) ( _ (> / \

so many of my magic friends i’ve never hung out with outside of work saw me in Girl Costume today. when i walked in, i got a lot of 😳 looks and “who is that? someone’s girlfriend?” >:3c

happy Day to you and your chosen family 🩷

i never thought i would say this but PLS save me testosterone save me i long to be horny again

really craving some, like, Make Out With Me and like a uhhhh Let Me Grind In Your Lap

really craving some, like, Make Out With Me and like a uhhhh Let Me Grind In Your Lap

my roomie restarted her island in acnh and i’m so excited to donate all the best things, make her rich and share my amiibo cards if you ever play with me, i will spoil you so badly

angels can be slutty too 😇

i don’t know that people would believe anything that came out of my mouth if i chose to have my accent come out more than it already does fwiw it really only slips when i’m angry or intoxicated 😅

it’s pretty funny to me when dudes think i’m mtf gender confusion wins again 😈

tonight was friendsgiving ~

here’s a clip he paid for tehehehe

telling my longest standing client “sorry i always use filters” and his response? “why? you’re hot either way. i don’t see the problem.” 😭

had a very bad evening so i am making the executive decision to have some mushies and make something positive of it

y’all, please PLEASE consider helping my girlfriend i am sending her some relief, but i hate seeing her struggle so much when her heart is so big please help her out

sometimes opportunities just fall into my lap. like how i was helping a customer at work, they were chill, returned a couple times during their vacation & stealthily asked “do you know anyone in this area that’s like… a call girl?” “hm. i can do that.” “wait… really…?” “😈 when do you need company?”

why is my bf like this. “i’ll call you back in a few” 2 HOURS AGO BRO!!!!!!!! I NEED YOUR FLIGHT DETAILS!!!!!