i can’t believe i was taping DDs

i’m sure it’ll surprise no one but it’s crazy how hard it is to find normie posts i’ve liked amidst all the porn i dug this hole myself

won a game the other night with some bread & butter

taught my roomie to make tres leches, which is cooling on the windowsill right the fuck now got blackberries, tayberries and strawberries for topping :3c

don’t bother me for the next 30 minutes thx

amazing. talking about my color blindness with my bf about how purple can be difficult and he goes “are there any purple pokemon?” BITCH GENGAR IS RIGHT THERE

fishing for compliments from crush today at cards 🫣

updated the slut sheet

happy barbecue with friends day. i’m playing magic but i also got hot for it, so i can’t really lose

one of my favorite kinds of interactions is where someone asks to see my tits. i reveal i have nothing to show and then wait to find out if they get weird about it! yippee!

decided to trip. this strain’s flavor is……….not preferred

my roommate asked me if i was putting ketchup on my mangoes and strawbies but she just didn’t know what chamoy was. and that i loathe ketchup

gosh! 🌼

cards tonight with crush and their other partner will tonight be the night i say something to him?? stay tuned

i was being unicorn hunted that conversation came in *real* hot and fast

i think…..? ?? the barista asked me out??? i was getting my sunday coffee and we exchanged discord info, then next thing, i’m agreeing to drinks and board games in the near future he also called me witty, charming and SUAVE ✨

my crush surprised me today by cornering me in conversation while my other friend was talking to someone else if i weren’t mistaken he blushed at one point 😱 so sick. rad. i did that. still too afraid to say anything

back to thinkin bout hog and swallowing pacman style because i had my jab yesterday so you know it’s working

i was feeling really down about myself today out of the blue. “does anybody like really like me” type stuff. but a guy i’ve been playing cards with did the most friend thing and gave me a donut because he saw me eyeballing it. “free donuts for friends” he said. i guess i just needed to hear it. ☺️

guy at the bus stop just asked if he could rub my feet while i waited for the bus. so i won’t be wearing sandals ever again.

i have a head splitting migraine rn 😵‍💫 why don’t you come over and split me instead? i bet it’d help with the migraine… 🤔

was so distracted by being horny at cards tonight that everybody at the table had to yell my name to get me to focus on how i just won with overwhelming force. oops. atm, i was thinking about fingers tracing my lips and being told “no licking” so. sorry if that seemed more important to me just then

so ready to do a pink themed outfit for monday and i can’t wait to show it off 😍 hoping my crush comes this time bc i really like the snappy, flirtatious back and forth conversation that happens between two switches with a top lean

just caught a guy at a stop light take his phone out and take photos of me and then when i yelled at him, he shouted “you’re not going to stop me from using them later” and sped off. why are men so disgusting. and furthermore, why are men.

i went out to the tienda to get some bolis and some random lady followed me and tapped my shoulder then unprovoked goes “aren’t you embarrassed to wear a tummy shirt with all that belly hair? i know a good waxer!” i was totally dumbfounded. like what gives people the audacity??

i tried to dress up for my crush at cards today but he couldn’t make it, so i just looked like a regular hussy

prepare for the GAY test! which applies to you? 1) drinks whole milk 2) drinks coffee hot instead of iced no matter the weather 3) if lavender syrup is available, always choose it how did you do? if you scored 3/3, bad news: you’re straight 2/3: bisexual 1/3: you kissed a boy/girl/person and 🫣

if any of you are magic players look at what i’m working on >:3c

today was long and i was dog tired but got reWIRED for these freebies

my girl is indiana bones on the right in her monster hunter gear, but she arose in my bloodborne era. so she’s definitely fighting/psychic from seeing The Horrors and being a strong survivor willing to fight for a better future

“neon, you look so serious right now. what’s on your mind?” oh, you know. just

i’m about to start growing my own mushies and selling them to friends for extra pocket cash. should take 9-12 weeks to fruit, but i’m excited to care for these complex little duders and eat them like candy 😋

i’ve been out as bisexual for 21 years. i’ve been out as trans for 8 years. i’ve been out as a slut for 18. just some fun numbers for the day. happy pride month

so horny you know i gotta have that

i had a dream some guy was making fun of me for my name being neon but my comeback was “dude. your name is CODY” and then i woke up ¿what this means?

every day, i meet a new magic card that i need

love when the hormones make me crave being pet and stroked lovingly rather than getting split by a double wide hog it’s less urgent, but also sad bc i can’t get that as easily 🥲

i beat z-a today 🥺 i ugly cried at the end

gonna BITE u! 🩸

getting ready for an appointment tomorrow and this may come as a surprise to you all but apparently i engage in

i guess imma just cum so hard i pass out after for 20 minutes despite needing to start getting ready for work

it was a slow day at cards and the rain was making me sooooo sleepy

i have this long standing client that goes absolutely buck wild when i post tongue and sends generously no other comment, i just love having my mouth worshipped in exchange for cash 😌

my temporary fang solution arrived!! and nobody at work was surprised to see me wearing them lol “that’s just neon”

my traniversary is coming up on the 3rd :3 i will have been out for 8 years! time flies when you’re a divine concubus emerging from your chitinous cocoon

trying to explain how i see certain colors to roomies and found this plate from reddit that made me so mad i know there are supposed to be numbers in there……i *think* i can clearly read 8 of them i have mild tritanomaly, so certain colors either swap or appear as one color more than another to me

just did my t jab on this, my 5th hrt anniversary here are some things i love about being on t: -deeper, huskier voice -no longer “girl” curvy at my hips -bottom growth -horny all the time -sleeping better, lots more energy -putting on muscle easily -face shape changes -becoming more vascular

“is this the krusty krab?” “no, this is patrick.” there’s no fucking way dude.

monday’s look i found my warm weather clothes :3

the only thing that could make this a better day would be a sleepover