riddle me this riddle me that who’s gonna eat my big fat ass

no, YOU want to suck ME off 😤

true switch 🤔 but i don’t think that was a mystery for anybody

i guess i’ll just wiggle my bare ass in bed while i play on my ipad until someone comes to do something about it 😌

just got home and hit my little weedy pen but i think i just lost to a pen bc i’m feral type horny rn like idk babes bc i’m about to grab Ghidorah and think real hard about someone leaving bites and teasing me until i’m whimpering like a dweeb

you know what’s great about the vivid daydreams and taking the bus an hour to work? i don’t have to course correct a conversation 😭 i can just be a freak in my head

my friend Jirard just dropped this to answer for a scandal that happened some time ago. i hope if we’re pals that you can watch this and feel some relief as well as drum up a little forgiveness for someone who is human like the rest of us. youtu.be/aDb6NQhF3jo?...

take a shot for every car without its lights on at night or in the rain: seattle edition

i been listening to a lot of old, classic country western music that i grew up to and my coworkers are shocked??? did you think i was a for-fun cowboy? DID YOU?!!??

so eating is a tricky situation with these new piercings but i guess i’d better get used to that seeing as i’m looking to get my tongue split at some point also and THAT’S gonna be weirder

this time it’s about my hair

i ended up going on my date

not only did the artist get back to me about a tongue split in the spring, i also messaged someone about giving me more permanent fangies 😱

cheekachu ⚡️

cheeks got done!! my piercer took lots of time to align the markings with my actual smile, made sure the backs of the labrets wouldn’t damage my teeth, answered every little question i had and complimented my hair i’m headed home to clean up for my date but pic soon!

a bunch of you helped me out so much!!! the guilt got me to take my meds first thing this morning lolololol

can someone keep me accountable for taking my fucking meds tomorrow morning because i have forgotten 3 days in a row and i can feel my anxiety vibrating through me. clearly my reminder alarm means nothing to me 🙃

bloodwork, piercing and date tomorrow i really hope the piercing artist says i have the correct anatomy to get my cheeks done 🥺

some of these tellonym asks are very clearly random users trying to stir a pot that doesn’t exist bc wym “i hear you bring drama with you everywhere”??? i feel you could ask anyone about me: i am very loudly horny but definitely not a drama enthusiast

i’m bisexual and had to come out to my family 4 different times to prove it but now you’re aware

undressing as quickly as i can before you tear through my fishnets ~

i hate my curly hair so please appreciate it while you can

i’m sorry to laugh about this but the only person i can think of who would say this is my last ex that loved throwing tiktok therapy words accuse me and others of abuse tellonym.me/nyan.secrets...

normal day at work you know, daydreaming about butt stuff mid conversation, when it’s obviously most convenient very normal

hell yeah weed man time weed man time weed man time

well i made a little secret happy box for you to drop questions and requests into! it’s all anonymous ~ tellonym.me/nyan.secrets

the cute guy i met on the bus earned my respect. “i’ve never dated a polyamorous person before but it doesn’t sound like a deal breaker to me.” 😍

the mac & cheese

well i made a little secret happy box for you to drop questions and requests into! it’s all anonymous ~ tellonym.me/nyan.secrets

my friend came home and not only did i surprise him with pork sandos, i told him i’m making the mac & cheese tonight also 😈

in a dream i had last night, someone swiped the back of my knee and i collapsed just like whatsherbutt from scott pilgrim and i woke up cursing that t gave me new erogenous zones

my joint had a riddle on it: what is so fragile, saying its name breaks it? >:3c

a 🤡 set because i have an in-joke with a friend about pulling cards in tcg pocket that come from straight up CLOWN TOWN

ommunommunommu

y’all my mouth is watering just 2 more hours

i had a longtime friend once that was down bad for me and would commission me like every week for new clips or sets then when i announced i had a new partner (current main bf) he blocked me on all socials and we haven’t spoken since way to make your “friend” feel safe and not objectified at all!

it’s falling apart at the lightest touch and i woke up to free smells

still in love with my adorable piercing ~

this is one of the cutest bitches ever and i adore them also they are fucking hilarious

why is it such a weird concept for so many that you can be attracted to and date and sleep with your friends

as lil wayne once said “we’re goin in”

i’ve found a lot of comfort food in seattle but no bbq like what i’m used to from texas, so i’m fucking ecstatic and wish y’all could come over to have some when it’s finished

FUCK, literally dancing in my seat on the bus bc i can’t wait to get home and prep the pork shoulder AAAAAAAA

man

i have an appointment next wednesday to get my cheeks pierced so i’m trying to plan an adorable outfit to have it done in and maybe a wiiiiiig ~ i can’t wait to post pictures of my swollen chipmunk cheeks lmao

my friend is picking up everything tomorrow!!! the pork shoulder will cook all night friday and be ready saturday afternoon!

just know i’m the exact friend that you should call when you feel like shit and need comfort from because i will feed you until the tears stop and the sweats start

i did one of those tiktok trends my friend was begging me to try: search “my type” and idk if it’s bc tt knows i’m fucking GAY or what but i had no consistent type. it was all over the place. muscle boys, broody boys, bookish boys, fat boys, skinny boys my type is actually just bring your own dick

i cannot wait to be paid. groceries this week are to be a pork shoulder for pulled pork sandos and pulled pork mac & cheese as well as ingredients for miso glazed salmon. this is my last month living here and i want to send off with a tasty farewell

i been out of texas almost 7 years and i still check my house shoes for scorpions