we made biscuits and gravy for dinner. for a moment, i remembered what a waffle house tasted like

i am very strongly craving chocolate covered potato chips

a new thing i have experienced as a trans person is that nyquil makes it impossible for me to get hard pls GOD i am SICK, UNWELL AND WEAK GRANT ME THIS SMALL REPRIEVE, THIS JORK, THIS PENITS, PLEASE

none of you will understand how mad it’s making me that i can’t remember the metal bands from the Fantasy Fiction stories right now all that keeps coming to mind is “unfuckwittabull”

i don’t WANNA put clothes on i want to sit in my bed in my thong with my ipad and eat riccola like candy

me when i remember i have to work today

microdream about a man who signed up for a 20 year study on the effects of cryosleep they woke him up every 2 years for vitals and 3mo leave he kept waking up to worse and worse social collapse but lots of nature had reclaimed once urban spaces with people living around it instead of killing it

nyquil night 2. let’s dive in for the really weird dreams 🪱

roommates made me caldo de pollo 🥹 they even made the spice level “higher” because i like it hotter 🤭 very cute

i am full of hope upon waking but also mucus

time to get ctrl + alt + deleted by this nyquil gn

woke up to a message from a friend that they wanted to get me dinner so i wouldn’t get dizzy out of bed true love IS real and it is friends who take care of you when you’re on your ass

i cannot believe how much it hurts to move i’m groaning like a fuckin scooby-doo ghoul all because it hurts too much to sit cross-legged

hi, am awake with 102° fever, what name is it and what’s my year

i started to feel unwell at work and didn’t realize i was fighting a really wicked fever until my friends pointed out how pale and shaky i was so now i’m home and trembling and am made of tissue paper

not the sylveon i was after but

having Those dreams again about someone using their weight as a means to keep me held down while i’m teased and then waking up very upset

i hate to ruin the idea that i am a perfect angel with absolutely no mortal flaws but i snore

IT’S ANOTHER FUCKIN CABBAGE

*to the tune of fireflies by owl city* would you lose your fucking mind if i let you cum inside

being able to cum so hard i white out is a really weird talent of mine now i guess

would you believe if i told you it’s hard being so hard

nothing quite like freshly shaven legs and clean sheets 🤤

i can already feel the weather trying to be warmer 🌈h o o c h i e w e a t h e r !🌈

I T ‘ S F U C K I N G C A B B A G E S

I HATE RAINBOW CARDS THAT ARENT FULL ART AAAAAAAAAA

smoked too deep before work but at least my buzz is fresh

starting today has to be like this

MY CABBAGES

so spent just wanna get home and JO with some comfort movie on

another flashbang nut 😵‍💫 i feel like i just got off of a carnival ride, i’m so lightheaded

trying to run this store event and i keep catching my mind wandering to thinking about fingers exploring my mouth and someone lovingly spitting in there 🥴

when you cum so hard you white out and get ringing in your ears, yanno? 😵‍💫

laying here thinking about people who just spray absolute rope after rope of cum for no reason in particular

MY SWEETIE @calamitycarl.com GOT ME Z-A FOR MY BIRTHDAY AAAAAAAAAAA

just a moment of weakness but i am still both great arm candy and a crazy lay hiehheueheuehe

i went in to sort cards and help with inventory and because i got lost in the sauce i worked 10 hours……….. oops

what if i’m only good for being arm candy and a crazy lay WHAT IF THAT????!!!

the store i work at is participating in the national work stoppage in protest of ICE in its entirety by shutting down for the whole day, not just part of it, which makes me immensely proud to work there

badtz leaves today and i’m having a really hard time about it a week seems hardly enough when we’ve both waited for over a year to see each other again the last time i saw him was during my top surgery recovery in october ‘24

birthday birthday birthday birthday!!!! 😱

hate that i’m too excited for badtz to be here to fall sleep 😑

the elusive slut chasers evade me yet

my birfday is in 2 days :3c thank you to everyone sending me little treats!!! it’s always humbling when friends think of me and getting me things in general, but it does feel very special when it’s for my birthday ; u ;

where are all of the cute boys attracted to androgynous sluts and how can i meet one

it’s kind of maddening when my cis friends say something ignorant about how i should just fly somewhere within the continental US when they have no idea what the reality is of trying to travel when your gender id doesn’t match what the govt wants to pick you as

debating on getting pokémon legends z-a for my birthday, but i’d really rather have money for more body mods. tough decision 😔

i keep pulling cabbage

i’m so nervous about seeing badtz. almost as excited as i am nervous. we haven’t been able to be together since my top surgery recovery and there feels like a lot of pressure to make time count

i’ve noticed a lot more lately how gender affirming my body mods have been when i see them in the mirror or a good pic, i’m like “hell yeah man, that’s definitely an amount of gender right there”