When someone is driving around a Jesus dumpster

An update

Got home from my trip and immediately turned around and went and got my Covid and flu vaccines. Go get yours y’all!

There’s a special place in hell for people who choose a stall right next to you when there’s a bathroom full of open stalls and you could have been further away.

MAYHEM BALL TIME

It’s hot, Lady Gaga might cancel the show I’m going to, and I have a million things to do before getting on a plane again. Come watch me crash out live on stream twitch.tv/blobarella

IM BACK! Come join me talking about PAX, SFAC, Ben Starr, and my whore stigmata twitch.tv/blobarella

Heading home from Seattle. I loved my first Pax experience and I’m so glad I got to go to represent @streamforacause.bsky.social and all the good work the organization and creators do. Enjoy a terrible pic of me at the gum wall. I’ll post more pics soon! If you have pics with me send them!

I’ve been terrible about taking pictures all con but @benstarr.bsky.social was so genuinely lovely to chat to that I had to ask for a photo.

My love, my light @evidious.bsky.social

The con hasn’t even started and I’ve already had dinner with some cuties and injured myself.

Seattle I am in you

I fear I’ve entered a horrifying new era in my life of wearing compression socks on long flights.

I’m only live today and tomorrow before I head to PAX so come hang before I’m gone until next week! Twitch.tv/blobarella

Surprise! Back in my strawberry blonde era

What’s this? Another annoyed Sibyl to start the day and let you know I’m live twitch.tv/blobarella

No cats were harmed in the making of this going live post, only mildly annoyed. Twitch.tv/blobarella

It’s chewsday innit. That means I’m a sleepy girl and it’s the first Blob stream of the week. Twitch.tv/blobarella

I honestly thought losing weight would make some things a lot easier. It’s a hard reality to accept that no matter what I’m always going to be a chronically ill person that struggles to have days where I feel good mentally and physically. Usually both are not good.

Me when I say I'm fine

Happy FriGAY nerds! We’re live!! twitch.tv/blobarella

Me when I say I'm fine

Welcome to Wedmessday hosted by no one’s favorite hot mess. Twitch.tv/blobarella

I’m sorry but this is insanity. The first day of school was today. In the first 16 days of school and only 12 days of instruction my daughter has three quizzes and a test in her advanced precalc class. That’s so much to put on these kids who have other classes (and lives).

How do yall do sit-ups and not have your tailbone murder you? Am I doing them wrong?

Boy do I have something wild to show y’all. Friend sent me this photo of me with @trixiemattel.bsky.social from 2016. Me prior to the weight loss and Trixie 2-3 versions of her face ago.

Would you believe me if I told you that part of the reason I am late for stream today is because I had a ten minute sneezing fit? twitch.tv/blobarella

My 69th stream of the year on a hump day? NICE twitch.tv/blobarella

Oh hey we are a bit late but we are live on this fine chewsday twitch.tv/blobarella

Oh hey we are doing an animated show theme song tier list today so come fight with us about very short pieces of music twitch.tv/blobarella

It’s going to be over 100 degrees today which makes for a very hot and cranky Blobby. Come cheer me up by hanging out in stream today. twitch.tv/blobarella

Help it’s hot as balls here. Come keep me company while I slowly roast in the Texas heat. twitch.tv/blobarella

It’s chewsday innit and I’m live twitch.tv/blobarella

Fuck you Friday. It’s already been a morning full of issues so get your ass into stream because I’m probably going to be unhinged af today. Twitch.tv/blobarella

Hi come keep me company and keep me sane in this fucking heat I’m melting and losing my shit. Twitch.tv/blobarella

This morning I farted and because I’m a classy lady it sounded like a whistling tea kettle. LIVE NOW ON THE PURPLE APP twitch.tv/blobarella

I’m back and live after two weeks away - Sibyl thinks you should come say hi twitch.tv/blobarella

Me? Oh I’m just peachy thanks for asking. LIVE NOW twitch.tv/blobarella

Y'know, I WAS excited about Bandai doing a 6 inch SHF of Cornswet Superman until all of y'all kept saying he looked like Shooter McGavin

Almost didn’t stream today because I didn’t want to wear anything in my closet and I couldn’t find my shorts. So for all you know I’m naked from the waist down rn. twitch.tv/blobarella

Hi my weekend was crazy and put me in a small coma last night. Come to stream and let’s catch up. Also now that pride month is over do I have to stop doing the bisexual peace sign and finger guns? twitch.tv/blobarella

ITS TIME

When you have a friend over helping you clean because you feel like death and you are in pain and they come up to you and say you have a BJ in your couch and hand you these.

We are at $4,705 now and you can donate until the end of July to help meet the goal! Thank you again to all of the contestants and Gaggl for an incredible event!! tinyurl.com/gagglforacause

Having a bad health flare day but we are still here for stream so come vibe with me today twitch.tv/blobarella.

Come ask me about my snatiation reflex because it made me a little bit late for stream today. Twitch.tv/blobarella

Oh hey there. I might be tired but I’m not too tired to Date Everything today so come join me I’m live!! Twitch.tv/blobarella

WE ARE LIVE NOW WITH THE FIRST EVER @gaggltv.bsky.social TOURNAMENT. This is a charity stream supporting @streamforacause.bsky.social so be sure to stop on by and show some love. @kingbayttv.bsky.social Twitch.tv/blobarella

Who is excited for tomorrow?? It’s not too late to get your sign up in we will be taking them until tonight!! The link to sign up is below 🩷

SIGN UP NOW ITS NOT TOO LATE!! This will be a silly and fun way to raise money for charity and something never done before. Also if you’ve wanted to try Gaggl this is your in!! Sign up here docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...