The chat logs are disgusting, but the pictures of the culprits are so hilarious, worth the scroll

This shit is so embarrassing

On pace for a 60% reduction in homicides in 3 years, better call in the National Guard

This seat would’ve been blue 6 years ago were it not for one of the more pathetic sex scandals ever. Let’s see if they can get it right this time.

It's time for Anthony Volpe to fulfill his true destiny as a New Jersey State Police officer and part-time high school baseball coach.

Chelsea is the best club in the world, nothing else can be said.

This is nothing compared to the horrible details of the bill, but it’s crazy to me that this is H.R. 1. Six months into this session and not a single bill has been passed. What is the point of congress anymore?

It’s so funny that we’re constantly told that Iran is the greatest threat we face. Meanwhile they’re afraid to defend themselves against indiscriminate bombing for fear of a full scale invasion.

The decrease in white population nearly matching the increase in multiracial population is going make so incel’s heads explode

Elly De La Cruz is an electric hitter and one of the worst shortstops I've ever seen.

If you ever questioned whether Israel was committing a genocide, the precision of these attacks on Iran's military leaders is your answer. They could easily do this to Hamas leaders as well, instead they're leveling the Gaza Strip and killing ten of thousands of civilians in the process.

Who watches the Watchmen

This is a cyber hearse

I know this is the hottest of takes, but when the OF has time to slow down and gather himself on the warning track it lowers the degree of difficulty to me. If the wall was 5’ deeper he’s camped under it. Give me Jake Fraley’s full extension diving catch over this any day.

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

Not enough people get a humbling punch in the face anymore

I'm not sure I can vote for any candidate in 2028 who doesn't make their first act as president the creation of a truth and reconciliation council that will put a lot of Trump officials in jail for a very long time

I didn't know this airline existed before today, so this will be one of the easier boycotts to maintain.

Chicago Pope's here

Arrivederci Chef Boyardee

As a true Eagles hater things have been tough on Bluesky, the official app of the City of Philadelphia. It’s nice to see their true villainous nature emerge.

Everything about Cuomo’s campaign is basically screaming ‘please don’t elect me I don’t really want to do this’ and he’s going win running away

This woman is a known hack and her term is up in 2026 if anyone was curious where to donate next

Anyone remember what those ‘lock her up’ chants were about back in 2016?

RIP to TechCrunch, getting the private equity kiss of death

These two things happening on the same day is so wild

The is exactly right and it seems like the only people who don’t understand this are the Democratic leadership in the house and senate.

The kiss of death. RIP Walgreens

This is the kind of heat check that has to blow up in their faces. The richest man in the world, who probably has a fleet of private jets is using the presidents transport at tax payer expense. How can this not enrage every single person in America?

Why does looks like John Waters gained 50 lbs then melted?

The Eagles are a division rival that I’ve hated since childhood and most of my personal arch enemies are from the worst city in America: Philadelphia. But they seem to continually go out of their way to piss off the worst people, so I think I have no choice but to begrudgingly give them a Go Birds.

Broken clock etc.

Google is basically useless

I would be shocked if Nancy Mace made it to the end of her term without a complete mental breakdown. She’s hanging by a thread.

The recidivism rate of these goons is going to be off the charts

Good time to be the only person in the country who doesn't drive or drink coffee. Until tariffs kick in on every other country I guess

The Commanders picked a bad day to commit all the mistakes they avoided all season

Really riding high into the NFC Championship tomorrow after reading this article. Eat shit forever Dan Snyder.

Politicizing tragedy is the type of thing people say they don’t like actually eat up. Republicans love it when a pretty white girl is killed by an immigrant (see:Laken Riley Act). If democrats don’t make ever act of violence caused by these pardons a national story than they’re hopeless.

Mark Andrews should probably avoid the greater Baltimore area for the next few months, just to be safe

Looks like Bari Weiss just got a new faculty member

Citations Needed

Markwayne Mullin is such a meathead idiot. He’s very underrated when ranking the dumbest members of congress.

What the fuck is this? Not watching the inauguration is not 'turn(ing) your eyes away from history'. It's finding something better to do with your time than watching a dipshit ramble through the same terrible Stephen Miller speech he's given 500 times.

The version on heaven they can come up with is Santorini in space?

If you're into remembering some guys these lineups are chock full of guys to remember

This is a take perfectly calibrated to get ten thousand people to call you an idiot so that you can complain to your audience about the hatred and vitriol you're receiving thus furthering the grift.