Does the scale even get worse than this?

I dreamt we were living in a time and place when all of the materials around us were bio reactive. Everything you touched or interacted with would respond whether it was made of wood or stone or plastic. Curtains would part to let you pass just because they sensed your intention to do so

Horse & buggy. Sound up

My 17-yr-old is trying his 1st muay thai class. Holy crap a lot of jumping rope

At work

On the day that we were moving out of our house on Long Island, the busy body neighbor lady met my mother. She said, “your mother is beautiful. I guess you don’t take after her.“ My mother correctly defended me. 1/

My people repaired a section of picket fence that was coming away from the cross brace. Now the rest of the fence looks like shit

My oldest & I cleaned out the glove box & changed the cabin filter after discovering my registration had been chewed almost into extinction

When I finish this coffee I’m going to brush my teeth like an artist

My sister gave my boss’s daughter a free soda and he let me go home early. Small town livin

Quick question: what do you smell like?

I saw this bird while I was hiking. I don’t know his name though

NEAR far

The big news here is that a train is going by

I’m waiting till a show has fully released so I can binge. I’m going to be avoiding spoilers like it’s my job

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A violent and unstable client will be in our office today. Coworker has unlocked extra doors just in case

Chardonnay juice box! Woooooooowoooooooo!

The Internet told me that the normal pain level is zero. Is that true? I’m operating at a constant 4 to 6 but nobody irl has ever seemed too concerned about it

Back up. I just ate a big container of leftover broccoli salad for breakfast.

Imagine a cube

I am mostly emotionally self-sufficient but sometimes I think it would be nice if there were people who were interested in anything I thought or said or did. I try to be that for the people in my life and I wonder how it would be if it were reciprocated. Probably I would hate being perceived

It’s sloppy but I learned how to put in a busk.

I am so annoyed. My chin hair broke off while I was trying to pluck it

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I think men should smell like juniper berries

Hey hit the highway

I feel like trichinosis is due to make a comeback

Last night I drank a canned PEARsecco out of the last surviving champagne flute given to us for a wedding gift 29 years ago in our apartment over the Chinese restaurant. I feel like that’s a very American thing to say

I’ve been working on this for 100 zillion years. It was one of those iron on transfer patterns that you can get in the Walmart.

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There was a horse traffic jam on the road to work today. In this picture you can see a team on the right but what you can’t see just beyond the curve is a buggy with another horse and a car behind that

“Keep me free from birth” is a weird lyric. Like Georgie boy were you ever in any danger of that?

With my body I me worship

That trail lied. It was 15 1/2 miles. I didn’t die though

Ieri I did a new to me trail & didn’t realize it was a point to point 14 miler till I was 7 miles in. I hadn’t arranged for a lift & I had no desire to try 28 miles so I turned around & it was great.Today my oldest has offered to do the full trail with me & we’ve arranged for pick up. Wish us luck!

BIRB!

Robin’s nest on a tree limb outside my bedroom window

I’d rather sail away like a swan that’s here and gone

What a weird consolation prize life is

This overlook overlooks a dam on a river. It’s at the top of a gorge. Idk what the circled metal panel is for but it bucks and shakes loudly when the dragons who roost beneath flap their wings.

Did I tell you my 16-year-old got in trouble in school for asking a presenter to cite her sources? She said “artificial sweeteners are the devil” & “junk food is like fentanyl” & “I can check ChatGPT if you want.” She’s a D.O. He needs to learn when he’s fighting a losing battle with a dumbass.

I don’t remember the last time I wore this jacket but I just put my hand in the pocket and pulled out a babybel. I should eat it, right?

I’m going to need another job just for snacks

This is so painful. You would think the present moment has enough in it to cry about without me adding sad historical fiction

That’s enough for today

I am this close to eating five full-size Snickers bars

I. Am. Riled.