Did you know that you can have chicken and rice and vegetables for breakfast?

nts & everybody else: put up or shut up

Giddyup m.youtube.com/watch?v=agnj...

Play play for me a sad melody so sad that it makes everybody cry a real hurting song about love that’s gone wrong so I don’t have to cry all alone m.youtube.com/watch?v=QyrR...

Connections Puzzle #987 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩

He’s being weird with my sweater again

There is a feral cat that roams my property frequently and I think she might’ve been part of a litter that I once rescued and I must’ve missed her but anyway I’ve tried to catch her several times and several weeks ago one of my kids was successful but as I say she is fairly wild but 1/?

I saw that. Just saying.

It’s not enough to say an act is illegal if committing that act doesn’t trigger a consequence. We cannot rely on the honor of dishonorable men.

My sister hates the instant pot, and lamented our long lost rice pot. So I got her a rice pot for Christmas and we have not touched the instant pot since. I finally put it away in a cupboard for the rare instances I need a pressure cooker. Sometimes simple is just nicer

Isn’t it funny when you take a business call and the person has the same name as somebody famous in the porn industry and you can’t say anything because they will know you were a dirty bird in the 90s?

I keep my poop in my front yard.

The only reason I won’t sell my dirty underwear on the internets because I might want to commit crimes and I don’t want people having my DNA

Damn this going to work🎵

If you’re already on the wrong road, course correction is better than the alternative.

If we really could all be parts of the same body, taking care of each other and respecting each other equally because we are all necessary to the function of the entire organism, then we could be all different but mutually supportive

I have been struggling with perfectionism regarding my New Year’s goals. The categories are reading, writing, exercise, diet, and art. If I do all my daily tasks in each category I can put checkmark on my calendar. If I do 4 out of 5 items, no checkmark. This has been demotivating. 1/3

The sex descriptions in this book don’t make me cringe

They only interest I have in extraterrestrials is whether or not they can do something about this fucking moron

When you’re driving on a country road and you see the telephone poles stretching out for miles before you do you think of apocalyptic crucifixes?

Somebody farted in here

It used to be big news when people ruled by totalitarian governments occasionally risked their lives defecting, trying to climb walls, etc. We cheered for those people, rooted for them, prayed they wouldn’t get shot. Maybe my kids or grandkids will be just like them.

He’s a fucking lunatic! Will no one stop him?

You: I got a new job Me: cool. Doing what? You: same as i was doing at my old job Me: *silently* i still have no idea

I need someone to shave my sweater

Dudexes I signed up for a three-session watercolor workshop that starts in three-ish weeks! Yay for me!

Advertise your accent with a gif

What if all my exercise only serves to make me live long in my own shit?

If I were an art teacher I wouldn’t have classes in the evenings or on weekends either. But as someone who wants to learn more and who learns best in person it’s making me fucking batty.

Awesome.

The other night I dreamed I had an iridescent green exoskeleton like a Japanese beetle except I wasn’t going around fucking shit up

Thought he was a goner🎵

Today I got a thank you text about bowel movements. I fixed someone’s mood by prepping them some high(er) fiber meals.

Humphrey Bogart looks like he smelled of tobacco and coffee breath

I was raised in covert racism & sometimes I have to ask myself if I feel a particular way about an activist or politician of the past because those are the opinions I formed before I knew better. I must ask, What do I actually know about this person and their beliefs/actions/policies?

Show me how you do that trick🎵

I finally have a paper invitation to something which requires an online RSVP. Finally something that would be would be perfectly served by a QR code. And is not.

Yours, not mine Connections Puzzle #981 🟨🟦🟨🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦

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The last time I had chicken Cordon Bleu was in a restaurant and it was dry and flavorless and also about 35 years ago. The one I made for my family and myself today was delicious. Another piece of evidence for the case that I only like my own cooking

The thing about drawing and painting is that I am not gifted at it. I have picked up a couple of rudimentary skills by consistent practice. But it is not easy. I have not mastered it. I likely never will master it. I do not understand it at all. 1/2

I should go back in and finish the face and the foot. I should do it again on even larger, better paper. But I’m not going to. Probably.

I think I switched from writing, for which I believe I have a natural gift, to creating visual art, for which I have to work very hard, because I did not like being perceived. Maybe I’ll say more about this one day but probably not😂

the official word was that ice was going to leave Minnesota. But that’s not what the people are saying is happening

Connections Puzzle #980 🟪🟦🟩🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

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It seems to me that this is a very shortsighted plan on the part of this regime. It is killing the golden goose. For long-term prosperity wouldn’t you want to keep at least a minimum level of health and wellness?

Still figuring this figure