Trip down to Houston today. Ain't nowhere like this in Dallas...

GOD, Minecraft nostalgia bait is my least favourite content on the fucking internet. "This gen + all the modern biomes would be peak" yeah you already have that option; It's called amplified terrain. This has always existed, you're just blind or stupid or both.

I lost my virginity to Car Radio by Twenty One Pilots

If Dems somehow flip the Texas House of Reps I'm posting hole

...You're telling me this wasn't already common knowledge? I didn't know I was apparently in the minority of men knowing my most sensitive erogenous zone was the underside of my dick... nypost.com/2026/04/03/l...

Way too based of a song to be played anywhere near Oklahoma

Off topic but I absolutely hate the people who will add tiers above S before even considering adding E Tier

Downloaded a budget baseball mobile game and started playing it, only to come to the horrifying conclusion that baseball just straight up isn't fun unless you're *actually* playing it

Guy in my Urban Wildlife class referred to Coyotes as "yotes" in a presentation I know what you are...

Is it stupid to say I'm cautiously optimistic on the Astros' chances after seeing our hitting to begin this season?

In memoriam of Terry from last week's episode of drag race I debuted (for one night only) the worst facial hair I will ever have

I hate it when people like this confuse luck with succeeding on merit. This is not something 99% of people can do. Legit just techbro "Don't bother going to college! Invest in crypto!" nonsense with extra steps. You're not successful *because* you dropped out. You're successful *in spite* of it.

If I have to see more softcore porn shoved down my throat every time I open snapchat I am going to commit arson

Got a Physical exam scheduled for 7:30 AM on a Wednesday. Getting my balls fondled, what a great way to start the day /j

I have a new profile picture to better reflect my actual fursona, being a whitetail deer. Long overdue, to be frank, but its nice to finally have a pfp that matches those of my peers here and on Twitter.

I FOUND AN AHMAD HASSAN SIGN LMAO

I get the point that is being made here, but James Talarico is infinitely more electable than even Beto was. Also, if JT ever makes up a campaign dance to Panic! at the Disco I will put a bullet through my head

The Texas Rangers baseball team(named after the militia/law enforcement organization created to assist in a genocide), has become the new home of a statue of a segregationist who tried to prevent the integration of public schools after Brown V. Board... what a surprise

I'm a leftist furry, call me Chairman Meow

If you're wondering why the "Goat" movie isn't as hyped in the furry community as Zootopia 2 was, it's because Steph Curry is a horrible fucking person.

I saw someone repost an AI tiktok of what Trump would look like if he were from other countries and I am fucking dying

Every time I hear High Hopes by PATD I cannot help but remember the Pete Buttigeg campaign dance

Twitter Leftists want a candidate who will yell some shit like "Death to Israel/AmeriKKKa" and unironically expect them to win. Such an unserious platform for any kind of political discussion.

Hasan feels perfectly fine voting for a third party in 2028 because he is privileged enough to not be directly affected by a Republican Presidency. This kind of idealized voting only works when we have a system which allows a 3rd party to win. (1/?)

Republicans getting mad at Democrats gerrymandering their own districts to correct their mess is like punching someone unprovoked and getting mad when they pull out a knife

I just got jumpscared by Maria Menounos at Cinemark 😭 Came on the screen like "WHATS UP MOVIE FANS" and I nearly jumped out of my skin

Anthony Davis' career is so cooked lmao, his ass got traded to both the Mavs and Wizards in the span of a year

"Obey or Die" is a slave mentality. Citizens of the United States are no such thing. If anything, this should apply to the ruling class instead; the United States Government are public servants - slaves of the *people*. When they enter office, they are bound to this.

Trade CJ Stroud to the Raiders in exchange for the 1st overall pick and draft Fernando Mendoza

The Texans absolutely do not deserve to win this game. CJ Stroud had by far the worst game of his career. The defense was able to come through and score several TDs of their own - as they are all too often forced to do - and they won. For tonight, we celebrate. But there is a TON of work to do.

Certified lover boy, Certified puppy boy Plap, plap, plap, plap, plap

www.deseret.com/the-west/202... What a sad state of affairs it is to live in a time where the *US SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR* does not understand the difference between conservation and preservation.

18 innings... 18 INNINGS. At this point the Dodgers might just pluck 90-year old Sandy Koufax out of the crowd and let him get a few outs.

Not a Giants fan but I had to

Luckily this app is still small/chill enough to where it's almost exclusively either furries or liberal wine aunts, and while the latter can be painfully cringe I will still take it over whatever the hell is going on over in Threads any day.

The more time progresses, the more I realize how one-of-a-kind I am in terms of being the least uptight sports fan in all of Houston

If I see that dogshit AI slop "Come and ride the float" ad again when I try to watch a football game I'm going to firebomb a walmart

Crazy how Charlie Kirk got murdered in an act of gun violence when he was the one who said in 2023 that A few gun deaths per year were worth it to keep the 2nd Amendment. Oh how the turntables

Tron Ares has such a funny concept to me, "We Created the most advanced AI Humanoid robot ever" and it's just fucking Jared Leto

For what its worth, this is how I would realign the league: Astros still dominate their division, but I try to prioritize fostering regional rivalries

The Astros are about to dominate their division the next 20 years if this happens

Unc still got it

Imagine the Brewers tank and end up missing the playoffs after this crazy surge

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point

I have unfortunately just been made aware of this horrendous scorebug by the Texas Rangers' broadcast. Oh my fucking God this is bad. Like REALLY bad. It's even worse than FOX's new Super Bowl scorebug.

My Minecraft hot take is that there are no bad or "unusable" blocks, you just don't know how to use them well.

Just putting this out there, because I *already* see redditors spewing shit about the floods... If you call yourself a "leftist" and yet have the balls to laugh or even pull the same tired "Leopards ate my face" card in response to people dying, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you. (1/?)

Texas Republicans voted to gut severe weather warning systems to fund a tax cut for Trump, and only days later 70+ of the very constituents that voted for them are killed in flooding. Those Republicans are now blaming the same programs they gutted for its failure to provide adequate warning.

Are we cheating again or something? There's a murder happening in Los Angeles. WHAT HAPPENED?