Sure, Trump lies. You don't expect otherwise. But I'm sorry to say that if you think Schumer will do the right thing, look at his predictable record.

Trump has ordered Bondi to get Letterman a job on late night so he can get him fired for calling him a dictator.

Antifa is cleverly disguised as food trucks in Portland. Gravy on the side.

Before you put your placards back in the closet, maybe you should get Colbert his job back.

The only great thing that happened in the US this week is escalatorgate.

Just cancelled my Disney + subscription. When they asked why, I told them it was because they cancelled Jimmy K. Fuck Disney and ABC.

Once all the late night shows are cancelled, what the heck is anyone going to watch on these tired, boring national networks? We've already abandoned their news channels. Prime time is a joke. In these dark times, comedy was our only remaining hope. Asking for an American friend.

Now Jimmy can move to Canada and take up his formal role as the mayor of Dildo, NL. Welcome home sir.

Why aren't South Korea, Japan and Germany evicting US military installations? It can't be safe to support them any longer.

Kirk: ”Kirk to Enterprise! Beam me up!" Enterprise: ” "

Dear Canadians, Ford has a right to speak unkindly of Poilievre. They do not belong to the same party. Ford is a conservative, PP is a MAGA. Don't be fooled by his party's name.

Trumpf got his wish. The mainstream media is no longer talking about Epstein. Way to go.

Now that the CDC is no longer looking for pathogens in their food supply, all the more reason for Canada to ban the import of US food, especially but not exclusively produce.

Dear writers of film, tv and print, it's time to let go of the 'retired assassin' story. It belongs in a remote pasture with angels, zombies and vampires. You're next, Superheroes.

The Canadian provinces may put US liquor back on our shelves, but that doesn't mean we'll buy it. Sorry, America. There's no turning back for us.

Maybe Woody Allen and Snoop Dog should travel to Moscow together, book an AirBnB, hang out with like-minded arseholes for a few years.

Those of you using AI voice overs for your videos, just so you know, it's just not good enough yet. I won't sit through bumbling narration with emphases and pauses in all the wrong places. I heard one call P.E.I. (Prince Edward Island, for you yanks), "Pei" (pay). Not good enough.

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A hundred years from now, college students will cite Trump stealing a FIFA trophy as the single event, among so many crimes, that defines what was fundamentally wrong with Trump’s character.

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Dear US, communism is not the boogeyman, it’s a political and economic ideology that aims to eliminate social classes and inequality. It’s as susceptible to corruption as other forms of government, as demonstrated by the USSR. America has now demonstrated that democracy, too, is wholly corruptible.

Maybe if we call Trump "PP" (President Pedo), we can kill 2 dirty birds with the same stone. We're coming for you, Canadian PP.

As if we needed another reason to not travel to the US, now they charge a $250/person entry fee. Pffffttt! As if! You mewling Senators and Governors can stay home and leave us alone.

Nevermind 'Taco'. After stealing the FIFA trophy, his new name is Nero.

I just donated to Bonnie Critchley's campaign. I don't live in Alberta (NL), but I'm Canadian, so it's my responsibility to ensure PP takes his well-earned early retirement. Do the right thing, people.

I’ve never killed anyone and I let the dog sleep on the bed. Someone should nominate me for the Nobel Peace Prize. Thank you in advance.

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Don’t be surprised when Trimp gets his Nobel. Everyone else is bending the knee (except Canada).

Dear Mainstream News, stop talking about Trump using the word 'fuck'. It's such an obvious distraction, you should be ashamed to talk about it when he's doing so many terrible things every day that need to be aired. Stop being afraid to do the right thing.

I would feel safer travelling to Russia--as an old, white, cis male--than the US, where I may not be deported, but will probably be shot by some random Florida Swamp Monkey on meth. Honestly, I'd be safer in North Korea, provided I don't spit on the sidewalk or talk shit about KJU.

I say give Trump the Nobel Peace of Shit prize. He earned it.

Canada's embarrassing (sad) children: Alberta (Don Jr.) Saskatchewan (Eric)

Dear Canadian news channels, if you live-broadcast Trump’s birthday parade tomorrow, expect to be boycotted by Earth One. You have a history of giving too much oxygen to him, solely for supposed ratings. Stop it. Pretend you are Canadian, even if only for a day.

If Poilievre wants us to reduce our population, he can start by fucking himself, repeatedly.

Where have all the cute panda videos gone? Has Trump disappeared them to El Salvador?

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People compare the current US to Atwood’s ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’, but Gilead, aside from being a slave nation and theocracy, had healthcare, a justice system, education, infrastructure, trade policies, and a leadership collective that checked singular power. Once again, reality Trumps fiction.

Why is Loblaws still stocking US apples? We grow plenty of apples right here in Canada. If we can do our part as consumers, it behooves these companies to do likewise. Read the room, Galen.

Dear PP, banning vaccine mandates is like handing blind people handguns and demanding they go out and start shooting at will. That's what you are calling 'medical freedom'. How about my freedom to not be killed by your stupidity?

Just to be clear: Doug Ford's Progressive Conservative Party is the old right-of-center conservatives we've always known. D. Smith's United Conservatives are ultra-right Wildrose crackpots. They don't deserve to use the misleading word 'conservative' in their title. They are MAPLE-MAGA.

Dear Catholics, take it from a Canadian: when Trump 'jokes' about becoming Pope, he isn't joking.

The world needs more videos of an elephant stealing a dude's hat and pretending to eat it. Thank you in advance.

Just a reminder: the far right uses the word 'woke' as if tolerance and empathy are bad things. Look across the border to see what intolerance breeds. PP wants Canada to follow in MAGA's intolerant footsteps. VOTE.

Senator Adam Schiff: I'm going to investigate Trump's insider trading. Trump: Look! Over there! Big(gly) Foot!

Headline: 30% Albertans want to leave Canada if Liberals win. Me: Please please please please...For godssake take Smith with you.

Dear Canada, don't assume the election is foregone. Remember Hillary. Remember Harris. Don't be lazy. VOTE like your life depends on it, which it does, by the way.

Preston Manning is Canada's 'Moscow' Mitch McConnell. Both are responsible for infecting national politics with populism, intolerance, religious fundamentalism, misogyny, anti-every-social-service we've struggled to gain. PM can climb back into his crypt and fuck the hell off.

Remember when Portugal was a superpower? Spain? Holland? Sorry America, you're now squarely in the 'former' club.

Dear Canada, in case you weren't sure, CTV News is an American product. Feel free to boycott.

The house is burning down and Danielle Smith is wallpapering the living room, and demanding the neighbour across the street has to pay for it.