I hope someone ______ that _____ guy

This is summer camp, bitch.

No idea why, but I want to own an #ipod

Stop boosting garbage please. I am deranged.

From the #epstein files released today by House Democrats.

From the #epstein files released today by House Democrats.

Soon Putin will know he fucked up when we start dropping bombs on #moscow

"demonic butt baby"

"demonic butt baby"

I'm suing #fidelity because they have continually locked me out of my accounts, will not answer customer service calls and have locked up a considerable amount of my money as well as continued to withdraw from my paychecks (I cannot change the setting, I can't go online and see my account or my […]

Once again, and please share - Interactive Brokers is one of the worst websites ever. Do NOT invest your money on their platform, it's total garbage. Even your basic portfolio view is saved via a cookie and lost when you close the browser. Fucking lame.

I'm convinced #lastpass is spying on my web browsing and logging key strokes.

I sure hope these tariffs work. Oh they don't work. We are going broke. Fuck.

Why am I following me?

Russia must end war or find bomb shelters

Fucking Rapture jokes?

#kimmel: Let's stop having these politicians tell us what they want

Having a LinkedIn profile is mandatory for some jobs...

He probably didn't rape anyone in 1990

#kimmel: Let's stop having these politicians tell us what they want

KIMMEL: Now is the time to stand up to Trump

EVERY MORNING MY #mastodon DOT SOCIAL TAB IS FROZEN AND LAGGY. FIX THIS SHIT.

Looking for fall back business ideas - like owning a vending machine?

I cannot stress enough, and I hope that you share this widely - Interactive Brokers is a real SHIT website. They are the WORST discount broker.

99% sure the LastPass addon is spying on my browsing. Weird it was logged out overnight too...?

Maybe I'll just post this daily. Woke up again, #mastodon tab (dot social only) is completely frozen. Takes 2-3 minutes to refresh the page. Totally locked up, useless. On Librewolf.

This is where we are heading regarding autism; they are coming for your children soon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disability_Day_of_Mourning

Good time to know where we're headed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_autism

The Epstein Cover Up isn't Working https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TdD8bmSU-g

lol, Kid Rock banned from California

Well I guess I'm done with social media forever?

Take that, socialists

Russia fucked us

Do you all realize the push for everyone to get a STEM education was only to suppress wages of engineers? Microsoft and Google were tired of paying top tier money for talent, so they hatched a plan to expand the job pool - STEM education. In theory it's a great idea, but not everyone is an […]

#onion on markets

Bee on cock's comb. #bloomscrolling FYI: You don't have to tell us which accounts you deleted out of principal.

Bee on cock's comb. #bloomscrolling FYI: You don't have to tell us which accounts you deleted out of principal.

Come on guys. This #mastodon release is garbage. It has #librewolf taking up 80% of the CPU. Refreshing this tab takes 2 minutes. Typing is unresponsive. Toots don't load. It doesn't work. Please Fix It. #bug #defect #mastodonsocial

Hey guys at least you stopped the genocide

Here’s AOC’s full statement on the resolution honoring Charlie Kirk. She is right in every respect. http://ocasio-cortez.house.gov/media/press-releases/ocasio-cortez-statement-charlie-kirk-resolution-and-trump-administrations One passage: 13/

Did they already suspend Burnett from CNN?

“Pretty soon the only comedian on TV will be Karoline Leavitt.” — Ty Cobb, former Trump attorney #fcc #sinclair #nexstar #brendancarr #abc #paramount #Disney #FreeSpeech #firstamendment #jimmykimmel #USpol

Heard Jon Stewart is going on TV tonight. RIP.

Enough cowardice from Disney. Cancel everything. #fcc #sinclair #nexstar #brendancarr #abc #paramount #Disney #FreeSpeech #firstamendment #USpol

#epsteinfiles #giftlink Via Julie K Brown: NEW: GOP Lawmaker says the FBI does indeed have a LIST of names of wealthy men who Jeffrey Epstein trafficked victims to, among them he named British banker Jes Staley. List […]

#canceldisneyplus #jimmykimmel #youcanceljimmywecancelyou

I asked Character.AI about the deaths its users were related to. I got flagged and now can't interact with the application. (Screenshot below confirms - for low sighted users, it says help is available for my crisis). #chatgpt #ai #characterai

Late on this, but Kimmel... RIP