you wouldn't part a cute girl from her cutieberries... would you?

bored at work and it feels like my consciousness is being spread across a bagel like cream cheese its horrible

laying a whole clutch of princess eggs in a pile of twigs on the floor of a gas station restroom and quickly leaving hoping that by sheer numbers some of them will survive to adulthood

*lays a single perfect egg* it hatches and reveals a single perfect berry I eat the berry and say oooh i got a yumberry.

and as always my friends... death unto tyrants

bedpilled cosycel sleepoid

who wants to come over and play knives with me??

one thing that upsets me is that the phones used in modern media are also modern like girl what no stop that where's your flip phone with the charms why does your phone have an iphone camera barnacle put that thing away

my miku miku misery meter is increasing wont you help me? tell me all your bank account information to lower my miku miku misery meter.... please!!!!

hey anyone know if we got the devonian tomorrow?

tch.... buddy... they wont even let *me* fuck the maids. don't even bother trying. like seriously dont HEY WHAT THATS NO FAIR!!!

someone throws a plate across the room and I've already fucked it to pieces before it even has a chance to shatter on the tile flooring

everybody likes me soooo much cause I'm so smarts and my boobs are huge and my ass is fat and my pussy stinks good and I'm fun to be around

*glomps you* helloooo my sweet wuppydog

huffing so much pussy it gives me brain damage

do you know who you are right now?

what is this?

a knifeless blade... a bladeless knife a knife with no handle a handle with no knife

the Eleanor sanity scale is very accurately represented by the inanity and derangement of her periodic posts like this one which is simply inane, we can take from this that Eleanor is mostly fine. deranged posting will resume when she returns...

my boobs r sore i think all that dryhumping got me pregnant fuuuuuuuuck not again

my pussy too skinny to leave a bulge, sad. owell I'm still hung, in my heart.

we have found in our observations that our body seems to produce in people some sort of erotic mania which makes people want to "rail" us, we've got our best scientists trying to figure out the cause of this strange phenomenon

ugh my fucking stupid huge boobs are so heavy and annoying fuuuuuck somebody help meee

here at EllieLabs we're all about finding new ways to make your friends aroused in a way they find confusing or possibly even concerning our lab techs work tirelessly every day to achieve these goals *cut to video of lab techs playing a game of somehow very erotically charged monopoly*

hey hold still for a second? no. stop moving. I JUST need to sniff you STOP SQUIRMING!

(Rebel) Handler/Hound photoshoot, was supposed to be better but due to camera issues it got reduced in scale. I know theres no rebel Handlers but this is sure as hell not Imperial. Thank you to the incredibly pretty and cool @shotoria.bsky.social for being a great hound!

so there i was absolutely blasted off 2 crisp apple slices, the gnomes i was with thought i was crazy didn't think i could do it... but, i did it, i drank clear morning dew from one of their red hats. I'm not sure what happened after that honestly

yeah I'm stuck in a time loop and the only way i can get out is if you (yes you) piss yourself right now. sorry yeah I've tried everything else its the ONLY way.

i think its funny that we're all just meat and bones like all the fucking time. does your own remarkably edible body not bother you?

local girl* would like to know if its "cool" if she burrows into your flesh and lives in your abdominal cavity like a parasite *distinctly not a girl and is in fact some sort of worm thing

dehydrated slut guzzling down mugs full of unfiltered tap water at 2am

🎶they call me soggy moggy🎶

ohfhhhgh please just one more little sleep and then I'll stop i promise no no i can stop anytime noooo don't take my blankets please just a little more sleep

giving u a truly gruesome and horrendous bitejob. no survivors.

a few succulent delicious bloogleberries can make a bad situation into a much worse situation... please, don't do this

oh fuck SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!! oh right duh *gets my tits out* what was this post about anyway?

*clutching at my chest and sweating profusely* *ghhha* y-you have to let me *ghh* you have to let me bite your belly fat *AGHHH* please its my only hope of.. *hgahh* survival...

oh geez that's blood... thats blood from my own body

the gnarled skull that gives me advice says I have to eat more... and get pregnant.

would you use this one like a fleshlight or are you into "normal" things

they don't know i like to show off my huge boobs to cute people on the internet

huh, interesting so THATS why they call them "A" cups would have never guessed it

in the latest patch they had to nerf me by removing my ability to get pregnant cause my build was too meta and it was ruining the balance of the game and really killed a lot of the fun for the players

(girl who is gonna get food on the way home voice) haha yeah, I'm gonna get some food on the way home.

girl who has only survived by utilizing batesian mimicry

tralalalala *you are infected with my spores*

sighhhhh they're executing me later... yeah for my wet and juicy pussy... why do you?? ugh fine. yeah I'm gonna he "hung by neck until dead" or whatever.... freak.

my pussy stink so good people crawl through broken glass just for a whiff

looking to get cleaved in twain, not rly picky about how but preferably as soon as fucking possible okay thanks.

NEOPUSSY FRIDAYYYYYYYY