I want a girl with lips like morphine (?????)

Today I’m wearing Rose Atlantic by ds + durga and I swear it smells like hot sweat on me

putting on a podcast just to wash my face bc god forbid only one thing be happening at a time

Mechanical grease makes me sooo uncomfortable do not show that to me

Watching the crow wicked prayer and this guy (satanic cult leader David Boreanaz) made deviled ham, deviled eggs, and devils food cake for his satanic revenge planning meeting

Having a wife is sooo easy they just texted me from the bathroom to ask what song we just heard at the grocery store and I texted back “hanging by a moment by lifehouse” and now I can hear hanging by a moment by lifehouse playing in the bathroom that’s literally the whole experience

I should receive compensation for having both a bad hairline and a bangs cowlick

Very proud of the poems I have published in the last year but can’t tell my mom since they’re all about fucking or cannibalism

I’m here in friend zone city they don’t love you romantically they just love you like a brother

Powerman 5000 is better than white zombie and I’m tired of pretending otherwise

Romy & Michele is autism representation

I acknowledge they’ve been helpful for a lot of people but living in the glp1 era as a former ED person is a fucking nightmare

i got blocked by emilie autumn for the usual reasons

substack substack.com/@skullpocket

every woman gets to be cassandra sometimes

Just woke up nearly 2 am in fear for my life because a million geese are flying overhead loud as HELL

That guy from House of the Dragon looks like Mac Tonight and that’s why I want him

I got a soap from Brazil that smells like cigarettes and roses it’s amazing

Carabiner is just a modern chatelaine

Being outside really solves a lot of emotional problems for me

Finally paid my 9 month old dental bill everyone clap

Nervous system is working against me so bad this week so I’m gonna put on some alien ant farm and deal w it

I’ve gotta be meaner to men

Does every story need an explicit sex scene or am I just incredibly horny and also a bad editor? All of the above can be true

The Groosalugg is so stupid I know he fucks good as hell

Therapy

I better never commit a true crime worthy transgression because all the YouTubes will call me ONLYFANS KILLER or something like okay I post on there like once a month

Angel s3e13 might be my least favorite episode of tv ever because it’s so close to being my favorite episode of Angel ever. Piss me the fuck off

Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.

BIG bitch

I’m sorry y’all my humors are so not balanced today

Sick and period at the same time is fucking biblical

What the fuck does this mean even

Crashout of the century after accidentally double booking myself three times in one week

I miss Ricky’s

Going to the library to print my tattoo designs. Punk

Kind of texts I get from former hookups

Had coffee with a former colleague who lives in the neighborhood and she was like “I saw you at the gym before but I didn’t say hi because you were reading a book” okAY YEAH maybe I was

Love when I get a new client booking at 3 am on a Wednesday morning. Like idk what’s going on with you yet but I’m sure you need to be here

Look I Don’t have beef but I never should have ever been with anyone who wasn’t a Sansa Stark defender that shoulda been my red flag

My stepsisters wedding party is at the MOMI here is my private audience with miss piggy

You know how your teeth feel when you eat too many sour skittles. All my bones feel like that rn

I had to finish heated rivalry because I have multiple clients in actual crisis over it

Theres no way I have pinkeye right now right

Why did they do this after eating tuna sandwiches….i know they’re blowing hot tuna into each others faces rn 😭

This is a Deadsy fan page now

Marry me Joey Lauren Addams in the last scene of Chasing Amy

Everyone’s New Year’s resolution this year was to go to therapy huh

Good morning and happy new year to gay people and Brazilians who live on my bluesky I love you

How have I not given these care instructions to everyone I have ever dated? This explains so much.