“Funky Santa” Sing along. youtu.be/CYoClchZE5A?...

I’m going to miss her. #MTG #Trump

Back in three days?😎

I got a new keyboard to make posting easier.😎

Lastest White House renovation plans.😎

No matter who you are, when you’re trapped in a car with Trump, you’re gonna want out.😎

“Hey boss, now that the Oval Office renovation is complete let’s invade D.C.”

I just realized there's a decent chance we all died from COVID back in 2020 and this is hell.😎

***Breaking News *** White House releases Epstein client list.😎

Good news😎

I miss having a president we could trust alone with a little girl or the Constitution.😎

I don’t know how he’s done it, but Trump has installed more gold ornamentation in the oval office than there was in Liberace's bathroom.😎

***Breaking News*** Los Angeles: ICE deploys Jewish space lasers.😎

Careful Elon. You know too much. Just like Jeffrey Epstein.😎

Perfectly normal. Nothing to see here. Keep moving. 😎

Starving South African refugees arrive in USA. Thank heaven President Trump granted them asylum. Not. 👎💩

My wife just bought us a garden gnome. I want to name it Kristi Gnome because it's hollow, artificial, and my dog is terrified of it.😎

Yesterday a 69 year old man known as Robert his entire life walked out on a balcony and self identified as Leo. The entire world now calls him Leo without question. See how easy it is to accept and respect what an individual identifies as. Oh, and he was wearing a dress.😎

Chicago Pope. Wasn’t that a TV series?😎

White House releases concept for modernized Alcatraz.😎

Bingo!😎

I’m not surprised.😎

The first 100 days😎

The man is a champion. 😎

A picture’s worth a thousand words.😎

She’s a Macho Man.😎

Linda McMahon watching students learn about A1.😎

Wow! That time Trump got splashed with ketchup.😎

Trump brags about how his tariff flip-flops made his friends even richer - the very definition of insider trading, but that’s not all, egg prices are higher than ever!

“I’m not a smart man, but I know tacky when I see it.” Forrest Gump

The man’s got talent!😎

Hunter Biden’s Laptop!!!!!😎

Trump just announced tariffs on every country in the world, except one. Can you guess which one?😎

They’re everywhere!😎

When you order a Zelenskyy from Temu.😎

Trump is making a few changes at the White House egg roll this year.😎

So, that’s it!😎

This is how it starts.

“Have you seen our war plans?”😎

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth this morning after The Atlantic releases the classified war plans he shared on Signal.😎

The man has got a good point!😎

Just a minute guys, Pete Hegseth is chatting on Signal.😎

I completely understand 😎

Turn it upside down and it all makes sense.😎

I’m not a smart man but I know what dumb is.😎

The Kennedy Center announces: Kristi Noem to stars in “Annie Get Your Gun.”😎

Trump just named the new Air Force fighter jet F-47. Funny, I’ve been saying F-47 a lot recently.😎

 What say ye, seniors?😎

Tesla announces new Cyberbus.😎