Ha ha! Gotcha AI!

What do you reckon? Better? Does it need a second coat. #amgardening #amdiying

Crappy old garden bench awaiting transformation at my hands. #amgardening

I paid £4.65 for a flat white the other day. You could get (almost) two-and-a-half fantastic ebooks from @SRLPublishing for that! I respectfully suggest you do so. But hurry.

And now there’s what amounts to an ad for the film in the letters section of @radiotimes.bsky.social

Fantastic book sale @SRLPublishing ! Selected ebooks for £1.99 including my #NoteToBoy. Get ye to the website - srlpublishing.co.uk - and buy! #bookbargains #booksale #humour #uplit

So well deserved. It’s a fantastic book and deserves a wide readership.

Don’t miss this ‘clever novel of comedy and suspense’, for some unaccountable reason available at only £1.56. Bargain! www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Sue-C...

Too good to be true?! Not always. My funny fiction A Novel Solution is available for just £1.56. For a book that’s been compared to work by Waugh and Townsend! For a book Lissa Evans called ‘clever’! Treat yourself while you can. #funnyfiction #bargainbooks

Two killer one-liners came to me recently, one while gardening, the other early morning when half awake. Brilliant they were. Both now completely forgotten. The world is deprived. Note to self. Must make notes.

Anyone else a bit fed up with seeing ads for The Thursday Murder Club? It's everywhere, even the cover of Radio Times. Good luck to him, but where's the marketing budget for us other writers? Off now to change my name to Richard. Seemed to work for them. #TheThursdayMurderClub

My hilarious comedy A Novel Solution is available for an unbelievable £1.52!! Grab it while you can. It’s the perfect summer read.

Surely a book that survived this publishing car-crash, only to rise again like a Mary Berry floral-themed lemon cake, deserves your attention? And it's 'darkly comedic' and 'truly hilarious' too. Try it. #NotetoBoy #ampublished #funnyfiction #Humour observer.co.uk/news/busines...

Are you trawling the annual baby names list? You must be a novelist. Any past creations you’re proud of? I offer ‘Eloise Slaughter’ and ‘Zachary Slapp’ Choosing names is one of the delicious perks of writing fiction. Juniper or Echo, anyone?#amnamingcharacters #unusualbabynames

This duo of ‘wickedly funny’ and ‘darkly comedic’ novels could be just the thing your summer needs. #ANovelSolution and #NoteToBoy

Seven weeks on and Starburst is still looking pretty. And more buds to come. Tough as old boots, she is! #amgardening

The Battle of the Bindweed 2025. It was lovely but two weeks away leads to this! A trugfull of weeds. And I’ve only just started. What hadn’t died of thirst, is being strangled to death. Is it worth going away in summer? Yes, of course. But honestly…! #amgardening #amweeding

‘Wickedly funny and darkly compelling’. Lovers of #EvelynWaugh and #SueTownsend novels might like to cast an eye over this cracking 5-star review for my comedy #ANovelSolution. Many thanks dear reader.

Blushing here. Thank you , dear reviewer. www.instagram.com/p/DLxrnOXoOk...

Enjoyed this book. Gripping and authentic.

Out now, the reissue of #NoteToBoy. If you haven't met the unlikely duo of Eloise and Bradley before, you're in for a treat. @SRLPublishing 'A truly hilarious book.' 'Wonderful... hilarious, but emotional and tender.' Available everywhere. www.amazon.co.uk/Note-Boy-hil...

A cleverly plotted satire.' I'll take that. My comedy #ANovelSolution has this stonking new review. Get your mitts on this 'wickedly funny' and 'darkly compelling' novel at only £1.44 for the holiday season. #funnyfiction #Bookstagram artyntellybooks.weebly.com/a-novel-solu...