added chris to my close friends even though he doesn’t follow me lol

when i shred my parmesan cheese, i make sure to get the wrapper in it so i get not just microplastics, but my macroplastics in too. follow me for more fitness tips

i was heating my pizza in the microwave and flipped the slices over and my brain went “flip it around WICKED WIIIITCH”

had a dream last night that i went to sizzler and my friend proposed to his gf and was like everything’s on me until 6:45!!!! for the entire restaurant so i got a salad bar 😏

neat dude going to karaoke like an olympic sport in japan

when people view my stories but don’t like them i like to call them my little haters

sometimes i’m randomly at work and i’ll be transported back to a time when i’m fighting the geo hypostasis or i’m doing the sakura bloom farm route and genshin calls to me from deep in my subconscious calling for me to return

we need an app for scaredy cats so we can get input from other scaredy cats on how scary movies/tv shows are

no offense but why do gyms not put the hamstring curls so that you’re showing hole to the wall and not the entire establishment?

no i’m definitely not experiencing crippling fomo from twitchcon why do you ask

joji coming out with new music? levitating

y’all ever want to rant about something but you can’t because you don’t want someone to pity you for it?

guys the riff from the ptv song is stuck in my head with visions of every person i’ve seen throwing it back. it’s on repeat in my mind

C4RA MERCH AVAILABLE 9/12!!!! TEES, TANKS, CROP TOPS, SWEATSHIRTS, SWEATPANTS, TIE DYE, HATS, STICKERS!!!!!!! RAHHHHHHHHHH

i’m only two episodes in, but in my professional opinion. if anyone was curious about takopi’s original sin. don’t be. turn around and never look back

as someone who was also diagnosed with a blood cancer at a young age, i couldn’t help but feel strongly for blizz. donate if you can, or share to get the word out thanks 💕

i’m gonna try my hardest to avoid any information about the new spider-man because i’m tired of plot twists being spoiled through trailers and set photos and casting announcements. just let me watch the movie and be surprised

fantastic four was amazing. i liked it better than superman surprisingly

Bad news, I have been diagnosed with B-cell non-Hodgkins Lymphoma. Obviously shit is scary for me right now but if you would like to support my treatments and recovery, I made a GoFundMe link! gofund.me/9a6d3da6 I plan to start my first treatment in the next couple of days.

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i think if any dead italians just witnessed what i did to this chickpea pasta they would kill me where i stood

rewatching TLOU s1 and am on the bill and frank episode

everything reminds me of her ( @c4ra1.bsky.social )

playing turnip boy commits tax evasion btw

i’m watching a @chris.neatdu.de vod on youtube and he just called my name to respond to one of my chats and it made me do a double take in my living room

i just found out vessel from sleep token was white. bro i thought he was a beautiful elegant black man. my day is ruined

so i said i was gonna wait until white lotus released fully so i could binge it but i just learned not only walton goggins is in it but so is sam rockwell so i’ll be clocking in asap

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idk about you but i personally love when my cats step on and pull my hair when i’m trying to sleep

dreaming of this but i live in the pnw

good morning refiners🖥️

i’ve been wanting a master sword tattoo and a narsil tattoo but think two swords is overkill for me personally…. but what if i get the master sword cut up like narsil? am i cooking or is that cringe? be honest

oh these kinda slap

yeah so that severance episode is what i’ve been waiting for. unfortunately, i do have even more questions than answers

the work is mysterious and important #severance

film still #45 Irving at desk in dream. #severance

pro social intelligence is knowing your audience when answering “oh you watched the new marvel movie? how was it?”

idk what’s wrong with me but i have a primal urge to scream because i need to consume the entirety of the severance show immediately. like everything to come and everything that hasn’t been written yet. i need the whole story now. i’m actually feeling rage because i can’t have it

watching @chris.neatdu.de play sims 2 while playing my sims is peak degenerate

severance is so good. i think it’s my favorite tv show of all time if i can say that

i’ve made my peace about dying alone but dang sometimes i really want to make out with someone’s face yknow?

old severance art to celebrate severance day!!

timebomb #arcane #jinx #ekko

just watched me before you for the first time ever and i heard philomena cunk before i saw her and got so excited

i was so excited to sit and finally binge severance s2 only to watch two episodes and realize it’s weekly. yelled “NO” alone in my apartment.

Adam Scott says #Severance is the kind of role he dreamed about as a kid “From the very first time I read a script ... I felt like it was everything that I'd ever wanted to do acting-wise" (via Forbes)

rewatching severance s1 and 5 minutes in im like so excited to keep watching. it’s so good to feel excitement for something (antidepressants yknow)

just watched arrival for the first time without knowing anything. amazing movie

heck yeah time to watch two @chris.neatdu.de playthroughs. should i start with before your eyes or cabin factory?