Ngl if you put a glass of pink lemonade under one of those boxes with a stick holding it up id fall for it

Legitimately surprised people are moaning this much over the promo stamp being gone from prerelease kits. Most of my local stores won't even take stamped versions in if youre trying to sell them (I had to try like 4 stores to offload my promo smothering tithe).

How it feels to wake up to all the shock lands being legal in standard

There are two kinds of people who play cube as their main MTG outlet 1. Vintage Cube Only, might moneydraft 2. Has 40 different cube projects in their brain, half of which are functionally different games from magic the gathering, has strong opinions about cogwork librarian

Deeply obsessed with this ending theme of the Animorphs game boy color game youtu.be/BM4r5iBylvw?... Its got a great melody and a frantic energy

Genuinely tired of "media literacy" as a buzzword. I dont think it has a really agreed-upon meaning given the way it gets used as a cudgel on people whose opinions you disagree with Like what the fuck does "media literacy crisis" even mean. Nothing

Not loving the trend of having to buy commander staples for 1-ofs in standard decks this season lmao

3 day old Chinese food and 1 day old cold brew from the fridge. I will NEVER die

WHAT! WHAT!

Cat has been in a rough shape for the past 2-3 weeks. He got into some thread while we were gone for the holidays, and resulted in some serious damage to his GI tract. Had to get a feeding tube installed bc he wouldn't eat post-op after developing pancreatitis

Im proud that im ontologically aligned with John darnielle vis a vis my exhaustion with ajanis pridemate

CHAKAN EXTENDED PLAY 1992 SEGA GENESIS

@wayneradio.tv please explain

About a third of the way into Best Served Cold. Maybe it's because it doesn't need to do the world building that the First Law trilogy did for it, but its immediately way more compelling and fun for me than that trilogy was. It also feels like the original version of the Devils lol

Ernie Bushmiller, 1947

Won a 30 person RCQ on mono green landfall! I'll post the list tomorrow R1 2-0 mono white R2 2-0 lessons R3 2-0 selesnya yuna R4 1-2 boros dragons R5 ID Qf 2-1 UW airbending control Sf 2-1 Esper Pixie F 2-1 2-1 bant airbending

First book of the year. Completely yummy pulp, even if its more than a little eye-rolly at times

I hope to read more books next year

These are sacred fucking texts to me

Posts like this are like seeing a 10yo have a sour patch kid for the first time

That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked

merry christmas time to repost the classic

MRS. KLAUS: [over coms] You should be coming up on the North American continent in 20 clicks. SANTA: Heh, time to get my coal ready. MRS. KLAUS: Focus, S.

Stone soup for dinner (everyone brings 45 cards to form a cube)

Played like shiiit at locals. I have 4 weeks to get my shit together before Portland ugh

Inject the most recent dandadan chapter right into my fucking Veins

New Benoit Blanc movie is capital G Good. The trappings of small Catholic churches works great for me, and while Thompson is still sniping at conservatives he doesn't like on Twitter, hes doing it in a more productive and interesting way than he did in Glass Onion

Removed from med school for refusing to stop referring to everything as "lovecraftian" or "most lovecraftian"

Tried drawing her a little different this time ✨ #sonicthehedgehog #amyrose

Pro gamer joker (hes like the regular joker but complains about the meta instead of society)

Hey bro if youre gonna keep posting "need a goth gf" you cant get mad when that means meeting a 50yo woman with strong feelings about the cure. Unless maybe you thought goth just meant having black hair and piercings but you wouldn't mean that right bro? Right?

All standard decks be like "we're affordable except for the 8 cards that are worth 200 dollars"

Its once again mail day.

Ahahahahahah what the fuuuuck

Played the first RCQ of the season on Sultai Reanimator! R1 WW Lessons Monument R2 WLL Lessons R3 LL Airbending R4 WW Rakdos aggro R5 WLL Simic aggro Disappointed in my play but I credit myself with making the correct deck choice for the event.

Clocked the first couple of hours of Demonschool. Its more scooby doo than persona, and more devil survivor than scooby doo, so I'm really enjoying it so far. These characters are pretty overtly cartoon archetypes but its working for me.

ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir

Taking stock for RCQ season. Excited to battle.

Sluts, aka, men,

golden witch

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It is once again mail day

Unfortunately im starting to think that despite the well developed encounters I just dont fucking enjoy dnd combat enough to really sink my teeth into bg3

calling my wife over to the computer with a deeply serious "you gotta come and see this"

Got so high I had to relearn to breathe and I thought this episode of x files was a cinematic victory

Taking an edible and starting to organize my magic cards nothing will go wrong

Okay but also Dispatch was BLISTERINGLY heterosexual and I think we need to adjust that in whatever they do next lmao

Letting myself be mean here but I think the pedestal this book has been put on is a little ridiculous. Six of Crows is a perfectly 3.5, 4/5 genre YA book that doesn't really do anything innovative or crazy. Why is this constantly touted as a triumph of the genre

If I may be forgiven for tooting my own horn here, I am still fairly chuffed that I managed to pull off another Deafheaven Stream Moment™ OVER ELEVEN HOURS into a drum stream.