Me: well clearly the ponies in My Little Pony wouldn't say horseshit. They'd say shit. Therapist: of course. Me: but they would absolutely say bullshit. Because theyre horribly racist Therapist: naturally. Me: you got any more of those little mints Therapist: no :)

Im not like other boys. I have a depressive spiral in spring rather than winter

Showdown at the Mid Corral

Spent most of today rewatching black lagoon. I think that the action in that show is actuslly kind of bad and poorly adapted but the setting and character work is carrying it 👍

Ive been watching a playlist of 2000s anime anime openings for like an hour. This shit must be like what 2yos feel when they watch cocomelon

I think a lot of modern fantasy would just be better if we edited out like 2 POVs

New dear hunter and new Underscores album makes this an awesome day for annoying people (MEEEEE 😘)

"What order do i read-" publication order. "When I should I read this preque-" publication order. "What about these movie-" publication order. "Which gundam should I start with" whichever one resonates with your soul bestie!! 😘😇

Code Geass is a dumb, dumb show but it is also about Dark Woke Light vs. His best friend, the world's most suicidal ActBlue staff member, so in some ways its the perfect mecha anime

They cant stand each other when they're awake btw

I just hope all of the movies have fun :]

Ive banged on this drum before but new editions of old books that scrape all the sauce off their treatment make me so sad

Going to the standard RCQ with the hope of scooping in a friend today 👌

(At the tcg event) hey man, is this table 34? Awesome. (Pulling out my cool coin) Wire mother or cloth mother to go first?

If youre a commander player and you refuse to play 60 card formats, sure, I get it If you refuse to play draft formats I think youre doing yourself a disservice

Here's Reflection of Kiki-Jiki hand painted after Norman Rockwell's 'Triple Self-Portrait'.

(Showing Timothee Chalamet my drawings) yeah his name is Timothy Calamity. Hes like if you were cool and could shoot lasers like Goku. No you still cant leave my house

Day 3 after uninstalling Twitter and my mental health is way better

A lot of you drive like traffic laws have parry windows

With chainsaw man apparently hurtling towards a finale(?) I would like to say: its okay to not have a take and just sit with something and develop your own feelings and reactions slowly

Its a really good thing that they dont have any major mtg events the week after slay the spire 2 released bc I think any team that sequestered themselves away from it like penitent monks would likely have an advantage

The "no fear/one fear" comic is kinda instant loss if you think abt it

slay the spire 2 is gonna ruin me.

you can't be telling me that warleader's call is playable now just after i sold my copies

Mono green landfall is the opposite of dimir midrange Dimir has like 8-12 good cards, a ton of lands, and a bunch of shitty filler cards Landfall has a ton of lands, mostly bangers, and seems dead set on finding the most garbage random cards to fill in the remaining 4 slots

Hell yeah i love Book of the New Sun

Its wild how CEDH has consistent, high EV locals firing despite the actual way those tournaments work seems like its miserable

Me at the RCQ

I cant have sex right now kitten, daddy's getting ranched in vintage cube

You would not believe your eyes/if I was Darth Plaugeis the Wise

Ube foam cold brew to celebrate temps over 50.

what are you gunna do, just let them draw a card? perhaps the most extreme example of "do you pay the one" that I've seen

I understand malazan is a seminal work for fantasy but please consider that Erikson showed me Tattersail then took her away from me so im off it

everything went downhill after they banned porn on tumblr

Sad I don't have the flexibility to do Baltimore. Im fucking itching for another big tournament.

The other weird discovery from this weekend is that a weirdly large number of people know my name that I dont know

I highly recommend going to competitive magic events with your friends.

Feeling extremely justified by picking Prowess for the weekend hahahah

Events for Sunday are super unattractive to me unfortunately. I have no limited experience with this set so the LTQ sounds like dumping money in a hole. Standard events are just single/double elimination RCQs and I have 1 qual already. Might just chill. Feels bad

Lmao they named my deck wrong

Bombed out 0-1 in 2 LCQs yesterday, ive registered stock izzet prowess, lets fuck this thing

Save me 10 mg of melatonin... save me

Im in you milwaukee

Quitting magic and getting really into gas station brass knuckles

We're taking 2 cars to milwaukee. 1 car is playing tswift and the other is playing Charli

The first 50+ degree day after winter feels like doing cocaine and then remembering you have seasonal cocaine allergies

You cant get receipts on me. I get receipts on me

Is it really a decklist if youre not trying to jam 2-3 bad cards into it?