Tcg player: i died in finals to that one guy, AGAIN Fujoshi wife: mhm?

If youre thinking of registering dimir midrange for your RC, please reach out. We can talk. Let it go. Let it go.

Since I won't make my brand by being a good card gamer ive decided to earn my fake fame by making funny posts

You can't imagine a better hand than this

What the fuck? What the fuck these modern bans are crazy

MY FUCKING FRIEND MADE THE PT!!!

We registered stock selesnya landfall. Let's game

The only way to enjoy the evening before the rc: playing in the hotel lobby

Im at scgcon cincy! Actually im going to a book store nearby but I am here.

Excited to game this weekend

Standard rocks. The meta shifts consistently every week, but you can usually get a years worth of play out of a deck, and every game feels like it comes down to the last card or turn

Got my tetanus shot today who wants to get in a rusty nails fight with me #getyourmoneysworth

Seeing people mourn black not being standard playable rn and like 1. I think all colors being playable in a format is an overrated health indicator 2. Black was the only playable color 3 years ago in standard, do not worry it will change

Testing for cincy

People keep insisting that GW landfall is good but I am extremely unconvinced it's good for anything but that specific pro tour meta

Read all of Centuria today. Love a dark fantasy manga with some deeply fun toxic relationships.

Extremely fascinated by the brand of Twitter grifter that posts almost exclusively for men who have stopped having sex in their relationship

Have not been enjoying the multiple emotional breakdowns I feel like ive been fighting off all week

Charlie Kirk being killed after Go for the Throat rotated out of standard is a shame. Imagine being able to say "end of turn, Kirk your creature?"

The first chunk of soul eater (up through the release of the kishin) might be some of the strongest shonen stuff on thr market, and I think everything ohkubo has done since then is straining to reach that high again

Fuuuck I wish I was going to gencon this year

I have yet to see anybody explain why "x format minus universes beyond" would be necessarily a better gameplay experience

On this May 4th I am remembering how in the short brilliant life of Cohost @dimosar.bsky.social made not one but two of the best Star Wars posts in history

Felt very frustrating to be in a winning position at my last RCQ and too tired/worn down to think critically and make the right plays I have got to work on my endurance. Only way to do it is to do it more.

Played a 34 person rcq on jeskai blink R1 living end WW R2 Belcher LWW R3 Boros LWW R4 Boros WLL R5 goryos WLL R6 kethis LWW Qf boros Ponza LWW SF broodscale LL Last match felt winnable but I dont know the matchup

I fully sympathize with everyone mad about Standard meta being potentially scuffed (im not sold on this being the case yet) but have you considered that playing in big events is fun

Saw a bird get a worm just bow 2:28pm est so fuck everything i ever knew wherever

Wow flow state is a fucked up good card lol

These three soundtracks being released within like 3 years of each other were completely taste-defining for me

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Realizing that tmnt's food theme has given a lot of potential to an old cube project i had lmao

wife was giggling at a video while i was driving and i asked them what it was "its this shipping amv of judy hopps and the blonde butch from wreck-it ralph" I look over, say, "that's fucking leon kennedy"

Is nature healing

Hey all! The Columbus Cube community is hosting an event July 25th! Info and signups are below, plus you can submit your own cubes for showcasing! come thruuuuuuu www.tixtree.com/e/columbus-c...

No way dog i cant get back in ff14 what the fuck

My boss and coworker are gone for the weekend im about to become the Neo of not working

Some of my friends here in Columbus are putting together a cube event in July! I fully expect there to be some really cool cubes available and the location is next to lots of great food options. Highly recommend it, I'll be there. www.tixtree.com/e/columbus-c...

"Sideboarding is cringe and bad" is a tcg take i didnt expect to be exposed to today

Every 2-3 weeks someone top 8s with Unholy Annex in their deck and SOME OF YOU will fall over yourselves to register the most dogshit black midrange list ive ever seen. Unrelated, I need the new golgari planeswalker--

The problem with the modern internet is that most of you dont know how to recognize engagement bait

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It https://theonion.com/man-finally-good-enough-at-new-hobby-to-understand-how-bad-he-is-at-it/

> we notice and schedule for modern rcq this Sunday, maybe 90 minutes away > vanishes from spicerack, not on their site any more > call > "nobody was signed up as of last week so we switched it a sealed rcq" Nobody signs up for a constructed rcq a week and a half in advance 😭

Enjoyed my prerelease, I low key cant stand the seeded kit stuff but its harmless.

Firing my engagement bait beam

I need to stop looking at the discover tab

Caramelized onions AMA

Played a modern 21 person rcq on jeskai blink! R1 WW etron R2 LL boros R3 LWL goryos R4 WLW scepter chant R5 LWW etron I made a lot of egregious misplays and frankly I think I only beat people who didnt have recent/much experience