Mum has declared today Broken Dog Wednesday.

Wishing you all a spooky night. 👻🕸️🕷️🎃

Bat-Dog was the day before yesterday’s news, tonight, Spider-Dog roams the streets, and gets the slow motion treatment.

Bat-Dog patrolling the streets at night. I’m sure my mum thinks I’m a toy to be dressed up. 🙄 Next she’ll have me on display with her Transformers and Legend of Zelda toys.

Watch out, watch out, there’s a giant spider about. 🕸️

Today we’ve walked through trees, through fields, along a boardwalk through marshland, around a tiny medieval village, and around a lake (twice around the lake). Mum says we’ve not been to Cosmeston Lakes since I was a puppy and I’m 7 now. We should walk here more often.

This is my friend, Ollie. He’s 10 and barks very loudly. We haven’t seen him for ages but today we saw him In his garden and his mum & dad invited me in to play. They told us that Ollie was very sick this week and they thought they were losing him, but he’s back to his loud self again. I love Ollie.

I am Bat-Dog. This is an imposter.

New profile pic 😈

I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Bat-Dog! 🦇🐶

Photos from this week. First 2 from my birthday lunchtime work where mum works, the next 2 from todays walk to our nearby castle.

It’s my birthday and I’ll make a mess if I want to.

Today is my 7th birthday. 🥳🎂

Please don’t make me get up. #MondayMorning

First walk in the dark of the autumn/winter season. But only because we went out late. Still plenty of daylight evening walks to go yet.

Trying in new spooky coat I never asked for because I already have a built in coat, a double coat in fact, so does this now mean I’m a triple coated dog? 👀

I’m just a sad dog, watching as my friend is being walked past the house whilst I’m in the house, not being walked.

Sniffing all the smelly dog treats, and trying to get a little rub against them at the end, because I’m a dog and that’s what dogs do. The smellier the better, too.

Seems my human mum forgot I exist…well, okay, that my account exists, but I refuse to let the day pass without making an appearance on this #InternationalDogDay because, I’m a dog.

I’ta me! I’m in this post. I ended up at the vet, not that I asked to go, and now I have to have eyedrops. 😒

#OfficeDogs aka office idiots. (Volume off if you don’t want to hear barking, or set of your own dogs.)

Exploring the ruins of Hyrule. What will I find at the top of these overgrown steps? The Temple of Time, a shrine, the remains of a village. Or will I find myself in a lair of the monsters who rise from Ganon’s malice? Only I, Wolf!Link is brave enough to find out.

Just me, mum, and a pair of crows.

I’m an idiot, mum tells me. Sound on for Wookie sounds.

Who days that on my walks I actually have to walk. Laying on the floor stick monching counts too.

I’ve been off my paws for a few days due to an infection in one of them. I couldn’t walk and slept all of Sunday under the table, so I got dragged to the vet yesterday…rude…who gave me meds and now I’m chaotic again (not my words), and can walk & jump into the window to bark at cats again.

Tempest, you are so regal. My rescue crew just roll in dirt and head butt each other. What’s your secret?

I help with watering the plants.

Enjoying the shade on an early morning walk.

Out for a late evening walk after today’s hot weather.

Volume up for doggy sniffs. 🐶

Alarm went off an hour ago but I don’t wanna get up to go to work with mum. 💤

A little moment of tranquility. This morning’s walk through Brynna Woods Nature Reserve, where it was just me, mum, and the birds.

Mum asked if I fell off my mat. 😑Can’t a dog just sleep on the bare floor?

Most of these toys represent every time mum goes food shopping without me. If she’s gonna be rude enough leave me and not click & collect, then she’s gotta pay the toy tax.

Helping mum empty the hose pipe by monching the water.

Today’s moment of tranquility was during my evening walk, down by the stream hidden amongst the houses where we live. #DogWalk

We all deserve a little moment of tranquility #DogWalk

Don’t wanna get up. #Monday

Look, mum, I know we’ve literally just come in from a walk, but why my food isn’t already in my bowl, is beyond me. Also, don’t be thinking of putting those worming tablets in there, you know I’ll spit them out

There are squirrels that need watching.

🤫 Don’t tell mum about my dirty paws.

Just me being me.

Walk number 2 and I’m a a bit damp again.

Damp dog.

My human is so weird, and she calls me her little weirdo. Mum does know I learn from her, right?

Today’s woodland walk.

I heard everyone may be in need of a little moment of tranquility.

Lunch break walk.

Today’s woodland lunch hour walk.