"Ashour looks assured" says Danny Murphy as I poke my eyes out with a sharp stick #worldcup

You really get the feeling that Keir Starmer can’t be doing with anymore of Kemi Badenoch’s nonsense #PMQs

Is it me or does it look like they’re carrying a giant cock and balls #TheTraitors

Stop saying sorry for voting for someone!!!! #TheTraitors

I live #TheTraitors but why do they all say they’re sorry when they vote for someone? That’s the bloody game - if it were me, I’d say “I voted for you so in your face Mary”

Kemi Badenoch really isn’t as funny as she thinks she is. And totally ignorant of the mess this country was left in just a few months ago #PMQs

Dear me, it’s like Truss is back. Badenoch is so bad at this #PMQs