glanzend en grimmig verhaal ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 van @nadiadevries.bsky.social

German translation yayyyy

ik wil graag door een krant betaald worden om op reportage te gaan

If someone texts you a picture of a bag of chocolates, would you go to their house

Maybe I'll never learn how to swim and then it'll all have been for nothing

Haven't seen a living statue in ages

Bored out of my mind

'What's up?', the app asks, and I answer: I'm insatiable!!

en mij!! jippieeeee

Do NOT be deceived by the sun (like I was), it is VERY cold outside

Have barely slept but am once again in the kitchen with a good attitude to bake things for the people I LOVE

very well then. send as many men as you can spare. and fresh horses for all of them (covering the phone and leaning over to talk to my wife, the queen) an egg fell. off a wall

My best friend ran into him on a dating app today and he tried to match with her 😩

Can I bake a batch of cupcakes from scratch until I have to leave the house in 1 hour? tune in to find out

I got unsollicited advice from an astrology lady and she said I'm feeling this way because of a Scorpio moon thing. But I refuse to let the moon run my life, I want NO CELESTIAL BODIES in the driver's seat!

ondergewaardeerde grol van mij

Just my luck to fall for a guy with unchecked BPD and a dating history like the Great Wall of China

The guy in the apartment above mine is in love and he's giggling at his phone non-stop

If I don't find love by 2027 I want to be lobotomized just like in the old days

Embarrassed because my non-native ass forgot the word 'magnifying glass' and I called it a 'looking glass' ... in front of EVERYONE

I augur ill tidings for every man that wants to trick me in 2026, year of the horse and our lord

2009... now that was a good year

Unfortunate consequence of being bullied as a child is that, as an adult, you tend to be too forgiving to hot people

Hold up, Chelsey Minnis got new poems in the latest Poetry Review (UK) ...

Proof that Google is run by kooks and hippies

30 hrs in London and I just saw a shoe store with the same name as the man who broke my heart so I'm not safe ANYWHERE

proud of my people

Amsterdam is too small, everyone is connected in some way and it's making me RESTLESS

I like getting older and growing more into 'myself' but I hate what it does to my knees

Friends, a voice from the other side... barre classes are NOT for the weak

doe 't me allemaal maar weer na rektoverso.be/lezen/brief-...

Tomorrow I'm gonna visit a florist and just inhale all the good scents for a bit, then leave without a penny spent

Conversations with gifted people replenish my SOUL like a hearty stew

Another boring day of being happy and at ease

Scammers think this is the ticket to my bank account: the promise of a free BBW candle

If I ever have a child (unlikely) I'm naming it Sardine

muziek in m'n oren!

IM Astrid Roemer 🖤

Ach neee. Astrid Roemer overleden. Zo'n onmisbare en grote belangrijke stem.

I'm living the life I dreamed of as a child

Muse's 'Space Dementia' takes me back to high school and my first crush who'd sing the 'You make me sick cos I adore you so' part to me (he came out the closet 2 years later)

het ene sprookje na de ander www.parool.nl/amsterdam/ze...

So tempted to piss in the snow to show god I was here

Remembering the winter of 2022, when I was hiding in Margate... and I stepped in a human turd on one of my walks, WHILE wearing shoes with tread patterns... and it took me ages to get the shit out

Florence Welch you got a voice for the ages

Baked a top tier lemon loaf! I love winter, makes me behave like a wife* *my own wife

Last day to wish people a happy new year, use it well

ging lopend ipv met de fiets en kwam binnen 1 tochtje drie leuke mensen tegen, toch de superieure vorm van transport

Bless everyone doing delivery work in weather like this, you are the true backbone of society

maakt me gelukkig www.parool.nl/amsterdam/in...