Nadia go to bed before 3 AM challenge

Final supermoon of the year babes

Can't get into specifics right now, but once again I got evidence that FATE IS REAL

ik wil F*mke Br*ckhus aanspreken op haar domme stuk maar dan gaat ze daar vast ook een dom stuk over schrijven

A rose bush whipped me right in the eye!

Me after spending 11 hours on an intercontinental flight

deleted my mean tweets but if you read them: trust that I was SERIOUS

My worst nightmare is being jetlagged and stressed and having someone I've barely spoken to in years 'reach out for a coffee' (guess what guys)

Hurry up

The North Star's blinking at me like a cat that comes in peace

bovendien, een lifehack: wanneer de slotalinea met 'misschien' begint hoef je het stuk niet te lezen

I love rawdogging intercontinental flights

Learned the hard way that no contemporary American knows what a 'hooligan' is

European woman underestimates November weather in Seattle

The kindest!!!!

I love the Pacific Northwest, everyone is so kind

Ahead of Thanksgiving I'd like to say I'm very grateful that no one says 'mother is mothering' anymore

Feeling like a baby bird in a nest, waiting for the flight attendant to bring me my 'light snack' (a bag of mini cheddars and a rueful glare)

The other passengers around me have fallen asleep... I'm the only one still conscious and I fear the sudden growth of donkey ears is imminent

I'm hurtling thru the sky and already three glasses of wine deep so expect a lot of shitposting today

My dad refuses to spend time with me but LOVES to catsit Latte, who he calls 'the sweetest cat of all time'

sorry voor het verraad maar ik doe alles voor geld www.groene.nl/artikel/stin...

jaloers op de meid die de domeinnaam 'watnuweer.nl' heeft gekocht; bewondering voor hoe ze het gebruikt heeft

TSA agent confiscated the peanut butter I brought as a gift because it was 'too gooey' (aka too delicious for airline travel)

rijke mensen-groet unlocked: 'tot kijk'

Baking cakes for my friends gives me POWER

Beautiful men look so dumb when they sleep. Like a camel on a heath. How the hell did it get there?

In other news, later this week I'm gonna live my teenage dream of visiting Snoqualmie!

Dying words of my ex were 'don't forget me' and the last thing the guy who dumped me said to me was 'let me go'

I love it when my cat yawns with her whole body

The dulcimer, most mysterious of instruments...

I still have her ashes... I carry them around...

Ladies if you meet a single man in his 30s who's fine as hell, TRUST that his soul is deeply disturbed and he's vying to drag you down with him if you let him

'Finally, Peace' by Swans is the sweetest song I ever heard

Trying to write a masterpiece, meanwhile my cat is farting beside me

I never want to hear a single Sandberg student perform again

Got CARDED for trying to buy a bottle of wine, I am a vampire!!

All the people I hung out with last night had biblical names and I felt like I was at the HEART of catechism

Night-time, the perfect time to bake a cake and stink up the building with a polite whiff of apples, of butter...

Sometimes you meet someone who counts like this: 1, 2, 🌳, 4

Nocturnal reminder that teenage girls lead 90% of linguistic change in society

she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October

I would like to win a prize

Where does all this fucking dust come from. Why is such a substantial part of life spent wiping dust???

Downstairs neighbor accused me of being 'a bohemian'

In 2026 no one is allowed to quote chestnuts from: Susan Sontag Joan Didion Virginia Woolf good luck xxx

Do NOT open IG directly after m*sturbating, the horrible, healthy faces of your colleagues will fill you with disgust

This monologue is over four centuries old but it remains one of the hottest things I've ever read

My cat fears the voice of Michael Gira

Was listening to Swans while my mentally ill neighbor was having a breakdown outside and the two sounds meshed wonderfully