One meaning of legal is authorised by law, while ethical is a blade used for cutting grath

I live in Wales and today received my Join Us letter from Reform UK, complete with SAE which I posted back to them, immediately, empty. If every other person in Wales did this, Reform would spend over £1.5 million on postage. Not sorry. Join me Cymru.

Do Good December - Day 6: Leave a positive message for someone else to find actionforhappiness.org/do-good-dece... #DoGoodDecember

Two fesses that came in one after each other that work as a pair.

Do Good December - Day 3: Offer to help someone who is facing difficulties at the moment actionforhappiness.org/do-good-dece... #DoGoodDecember

Serendipity part xxx

this is mesmerizing

Fox News is VERY upset with politicians who make unrealistic promises

Sergeant, why do those soldiers have holes cut out of their trousers and underpants? You asked us to send in the crack troops, Sir. #LunchPun

This is very nearly quarter of the way there already, which is amazing. What would be even more amazing would be if it got even closer over the weekend. All shares enormously appreciated. And obviously any donations too.

This just won the Internet

I know many of you will already have done something to help the people of Jamaica, but if you felt like helping a specific family, this is the GoFundMe set up by my son’s girlfriend for her relatives, who find themselves in dire straits. Every bit helps, shares appreciated. gofund.me/9b5b74984

Desi Lydic is not only agreeing with MTG, she's agreeing with Trump? It's getting spooky out here

Interesting that beer goggles and wine glasses should be such different concepts. #LunchPun

If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.

Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻 Enter if you dare...🚪

Hey South Korea, what the f**k are you doing?! @desilydic.bsky.social

Asylum seekers, housed in hotels in Manchester, are reaching out in their own words to address the concerns of the local community. Please take a minute to read their letter, & share it with the people in your life who need to hear the truth about the people they are protesting.

Today’s Halloween-based poem is called ‘Pumpkin’.

It’s our 150th episode! So if you’ve never tried our satirical podcast, why not let that time be now? podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/n...

Why should you keep your mouth shut in the Malmö swimming pool? Cos it's Sweden. #LunchPun

The existence of Leicester implies the existence also of Moicerester. #LunchPun

Always worth another listen...

CANAPE (noun, Scottish English): Having insufficient funds in a restaurant. #LunchPun #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye

Would be great if millions watched this party political broadcast. Could you share this post?

No mention of Sandra Bullock should pass without adding this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nMA...

We've just been discussing food and its importance to human development even beyond sex as Freud asserted, and all I could think of was this from I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

-I won the fancy-dress contest with a bunch of water-pistols tied to my body. -Were you confident of winning? -No, I was a bundle of nerfs. #LunchPun

There is a cure for buffetphobia, but first you’ve got to want to help yourself.

I'm starting to think the Daleks had a point.

Lib Dem leader Ed Davey: “I've written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage, urging them to join me in condemning Elon Musk's dangerous remarks inciting violence yesterday. “As leaders, we must stand together and make clear Musk will face serious consequences for these actions.”

#LunchPun I’m doing a ‘how to be a patient on a stretcher’ course. It’s going okay, but I’m not getting carried away.

Well done for saying this!

Nigel Farage is the biggest charlatan in British political history. And here's what his constitutents in Clacton really think:

Going to Diss on Weds (tomorrow) for a Fesshole gig. Do pop in if you're around, because at the very least, it'll be more interesting going out and seeing me make a fool of myself rather than spending another night scrolling social media. Tickets here --> sites.google.com/view/fesshol...

Best news of the day www.theguardian.com/film/2025/se...

Wait till the end…

Die Zwiebel ist aus der Sommerpause zurück! Gut erholt starten wir mit einer der großen Fragen unserer Zeit: Sind Avocados Obst oder Gemüse? 🥑 derzwiebel.wordpress.com/2025/09/09/i...

OUR PODCAST IS BACK! if you’ve never tried ‘Noncensored’ -give it a go, we love making it so much, it’s a parody of all the terrible right wing media you hate. Podfollow.com/noncensored

Choose sanity. Vote Binface.

*At the job interview* I note that your CV says that your last job was doing the packaging for an entomologist. Well, for me, this certainly boxes all the ticks. #LunchPun

This seems important:

An even sadder ending

Happy National Relaxation Day to all those who celebrate.