After getting to know and fully understand the Ba/Shu Military and Economic situation and, after seeing the Economic trouble it is causing Shu, I think Ba, with the support of Chu, is in a position to fight and WIN all of Ba back in its original form. ...

There are parts of the world that don't take immortality elixirs. There's a rumor, and I don't know if it's so or not, that Nan Yue, they don't have mercury because they don't have the money for mercury, and they have virtually no autism. Okay? Tell me about that one!

And they have to move quickly. When the alternative is that nothing bad can happen, let's do it not. I was just saying to Zhao Gao & the group, "Let's do it now." Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.

"NO CLEAR ANSWERS ON WHETHER QIN SHI HUANG SEAL-STAMPED THE ORDER TO BURN BOOKS & BURY SCHOLARS"! TOTAL & COMPLETE EXONERATION!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

More than 15 Trillion jin of bronze will be given as tribute to Qin, a RECORD. Much of this investment is because of Mandateof Heaven. If a Radical Ruist Court is allowed to terminate this Mandate, almost all of this tribute, and much more, will be immediately cancelled!

NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE. Also, XIANYANG IS A CRIME FREE ZONE! Emperor QSH

A Statement from Ying (Zhao) Zheng, Supreme Temporal Lord & Divine Thearch of the Qin Dynasty of the Huaxia Civilization: Iron & salt will not be Tariffed!

Zhao Gao, a registered Legalist, has the "HOTTEST" ad out there. It's for Imperial Castration, & the cocks are "flying off the groins." Go get 'em, Zhao! On the other side of the ledger, Confucianism did a stupid, & seriously FILIAL moral remonstration, THAT IS A TOTAL DISASTER!

After many yrs Goguryeo has agreed to accept Qin Sorghum! For a long time, & even though we are great friends, they actually banned our Grain. Now, we are going to sell so much to Goguryeo because this is undeniable & irrefutable Proof that Qin Grain is the Safest & Best in 天下!

My statement on the Steppe Fearsome Slaves has totally blown up, but only in a very positive way. I may put a restriction on them that if they don't change the name back to the original "Donghu," and get rid of the ridiculous monker, "Xiongnu," I won't let them pay Tribute.

The Northern Steppe "Whatever's" should IMMEDIATELY change their name back to the Steppe Eastern Hu Barbarian Confederation. There is a big clamoring for this. Likewise, Yue, one of the original regions of Chu, with a storied past.

What’s going on with my “男s” &, in some cases, “太监s?” They’re all going after Grand Chancellor Zhao Gao, who is doing a FANTASTIC JOB! We’re on one Team, MQGA, & I don’t like what’s happening.

I am saddened to watch Chen Sheng & Wu Guang go completely "off the rails," essentially becoming REBELS over the past five weeks. They even want to start a New Dynasty, despite the fact that they have never succeeded in the Empire - the System seems not designed for them.

As Immortal Divine-Sovereign of Great Qin, I'm not going to let this Confucian Lunatic destroy Yan. Rest assured, I hold all the mercury, and I have all the pottery warriors. I'll save Yanjing, and make it "Hot" and "Legalist" again, just like I did with Good Ol' Qin!

We have just been informed that Xiongnu, a very difficult Tribe to TRADE with, including the fact that they have raided our Tiantian farmers as much as 400%, for years, on Sorghum Products, has just announced that they are putting a Plunder Tax on our Qin Wallbuilders...

THE BA AND THE SHU HAVE BEEN FIGHTING SO LONG THAT THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING ANYMORE, THEY NEED TO CALM DOWN!!

CHU is not going to attack Yue. All cavalry will turn around and head home, while doing a friendly "Pony Wave" to Yue. Nobody will be hurt, the Tranquility is in effect! Thank you for your attention to this matter! YING ZHENG, DIVINE-SOVEREIGN OF GREAT QIN

XIONGNU. DO NOT RAID THOSE FRONTIER AGRICULTURAL TUNTIAN HAMLETS. IF YOU DO IT IS A MAJOR VIOLATION. BRING YOUR HORSE-ARCHERS HOME, NOW! YING ZHENG, DIVINE-SOVEREIGN OF GREAT QIN

It's not politically correct to use the term "Lost the Mandate of Heaven," but if the current Zhou regime is unable to MAKE HUAXIA GREAT AGAIN, why wouldn't Heaven have revoked its Mandate??? MHXGA!!!

We have completed our very successful attack on the three sites in Zhao, including Anyang, Ye, & Liaoyang. All cavalry are now outside of Zhao borders. A full payload of arrows was dropped on the primary site, Anyang. All horses are safely on their way home. ...

I don’t think there’s a single serious Taoist who says mercury elixirs are not useful? The concerns I see are about blood toxicity, worker suffering, environmental effects, or necromantic curses. But that’s all predicated on the idea that it *does* work, often too well for people to manage…

We know exactly where the so-called "King of Chu" is hiding. He is an easy target, but is safe there - We are not going to take him out (kill!), at least not for now. But we don't want arrows shot at peasants, or Qin soldiers. Our grace is wearing thin. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

UNCONDITIONAL CASTRATION!!!

I have not reached out to Qi for “Peace Talks” in any way, shape, or form. This is just more HIGHLY FORGED, FAKE EDICTS! If they want to talk, they know how to reach me. They should have taken the deal - Would have saved a lot of lives!!!

Our great 农民 and people at the 商民 have been stating that our very aggressive policy on barbarian resettlement is taking very good, long time bondservants away from them, with those slaves being almost impossible to replace.

OUR DEAL WITH XIONGNÜ IS DONE, SUBJECT TO FINAL APPROVAL WITH MODU CHANYU AND ME. FULL CINNABAR, AND ANY NECESSARY RARE ALCHEMICAL REAGENTS, WILL BE SUPPLIED, UP FRONT, BY TRIBUTE MISSION. LIKEWISE, WE WILL PROVIDE TO XIONGNÜ WHAT WAS AGREED TO…

A once great Huaxia City, Ji, has been invaded and occupied by Illegal Barbarians and Bandits. Now violent, insurrectionist mobs are swarming and attacking our Imperial Agents to try and stop our deportation operations - But these lawless riots only strengthen our resolve.

The easiest way to save money in our Budget, Billions and Billions of Cash-Strings, is to terminate Xu Fu’s Family, Subordinates and Contacts! I was always surprised that King Zhuangxiang didn’t do it!

Xu Fu was “wearing thin,” I asked him to leave, I took away his Boat Mandate that forced everyone to buy Seafaring Ships that nobody else wanted (that he knew for months I was going to do!), and he just went CRAZY & sailed off with my virgins!

No matter who you put it in, all shall serve the State. #PrideMonth

I see that Highly Overrated Xu Fu goes to a Foreign Immortal Island to speak badly about the Divine Sovereign of Great Qin. Never liked him, never liked his boats, or his Radical 5,000 Virgins and, importantly, he’s not a talented guy — just a pushy, obnoxious JERK…

Has anyone noticed that, since I said “I HATE SIMA QIAN,” he’s no longer “HOT?”

So the fact that My Guard is getting a GIFT, FREE OF CHARGE, of a map of Yan & a traitor’s head, in a very public & transparent transaction, so bothers the Confucians that they insist they shouldn’t approach the throne. Anybody can to that! The Rus are World Class Losers! MQGA!

母親節快樂 to all, including Vicious, Highly Barbarian, Politically Motivated, & Very Unfair Xiongu Steppe Raiders, Chanyus, and Horselords, who campaign unrelentingly, & endlessly promise to crush their enemies, see us driven before them, and hear the lamentations of our women.

MY MANY SPIES WITHIN THE VATICAN VILLAGE INFORM ME THAT THE CHRISTIAN RITUAL IS OVER AND THEY HAVE SELECTED A NEW CHIEFTAIN. I HEREBY SUMMON THIS LORD POPE OF 14 LIONS TO XIANYANG TO PAY TRIBUTE BEFORE THE SOVEREIGN LORD OF TIANXIA & RECEIVE MY SEAL OF OFFICE! TREMBLINGLY OBEY!

Many people are saying this!

TO ALL OF THE MINOR CLERICS AND WITCH DOCTORS THAT I AM INFORMED NOW CONVENE SOMEWHERE IN EUROPA TO CHOOSE THEIR NEXT WARCHIEF OR WHATEVER — THE SON OF HEAVEN BIDS YOU GOOD FORTUNE IN YOUR ATTEMPTS AT PYROMANCY! MAY THE BEST OF YOUR RED BIRD PRIESTS EMERGE FROM YOUR THUNDERDOME!

Such is the Brilliant & Magnanimous Writ of GREAT QIN that, in fact, gender-affirming care for the trans community is not only respected & protected - it is legally mandated & enforced! No exceptions!

I AM RISEN!

NOTICE: Effective immediately, all followers of this account are to be rendered into bonemeal paste to serve as ballast for The Wall. Report to the Bone Grinder at once. Don’t whine. You knew what you signed up for. It’s nothing personal - the State simply requires!

GREAT QIN has a chance to do something that should have been done MILLENNIA AGO. Don’t be Weak! Don’t be a Foolish Egg! Don’t be a PANICFUCIAN (a new heterodox school of thought based on Weak and Foolish Eggs!). Be Strong, Obedient, and Docile and ETERNITY will be the result!!

We have massive Financial Deficits with Xiongnu, Goguryeo, and many others. The only way this problem can be cured it with TRIBUTE MISSIONS, which are now bringing Ten of Billions of Cash-Coins into QIN. They are already in effect, and a beautiful thing to behold...

THE CASTRATION IS OVER! THE PRISONER LIVED, AND IS WHIMPERING IN AGONY. THE PROGNOSIS IS THAT THE EUNUCH WILL BE FAR WEAKER, SMELLIER, INCONTINENT, AND MORE DICKLESS THAN EVER BEFORE. MAKE QIN GREAT AGAIN!!!

I don't read Sima Qian, he's an academician who I think is not very good & about to go out of business. I had no idea he was in a group imperial court memorial about the strike on the Xiongnu, which was very effective. You're telling me about it for the first time.

Whoa. Whoa! Slow down there, maestro. There's a 𝘕𝘌𝘖-Confucianism?!

Let me tell you, Zhao Gao went through a hell of a lot with me. He went through a phony deer hunt where the used him in 'Horse Or Deer.' You ever hear of that map deal that was phony, that was a phony Dan of Yan, King Xi scam. Jing Ke, Shifty Wei Yu, it was a Confucian scam...

There is a shortage of top notch palace eunuch servants. If you have balls, but are open to returning to work, please consider removing them. #returntoofficeorders #makeqingreatagain #mqga

I mean fuck, I like walls, I like roads, I like laws I like coinin' money, I like terracotta and burials I like elixir-drinkin' and concubines and Xianyang I like doin' cinnabar shit, snort it, probably would What can I say? That shit works, it feels good

He who buries all of his Enemies who accuse him of violating laws does not violate any Law.

ALL LOYAL QIN SUBJECTS - It is hereby decreed that the state of Zhongshan - small, strange place, Zhongshan. How did it get there? Nobody knows. Its population will be permanently relocated to The Wall & it will be remodeled into a cool meat garden with wine lakes. Thank you.