Got invited to marathon lord of the rings this weekend but it'll be Ramadan.. .

I want to stop waking up now pls

Arin showed me and Jasper Hamilton last night and when the king came out i was like....i know this man intimately but i dont remember how

May god never make me as horny as i was yesterday omg what even WAS that

I want tacos so bad..

When the first thing the "no zoom" cartoon stream does is zoom

Thinking about that time I tried to frad Twilight in muddle school and got so bored that I just read The Lovely Bones instead

im giving up on the idea of dating anyone. I think im just better off by myself and i just need to get comfortable with that.

Me when i remember people think im pretty:

Heaving and crying

The new Love and Deepspace banner video is so funny man im sorry

My favorite part of the new love and deep space banner is when Xavier's chest jiggles and he's like "😏 did you like that??"

I just need something good to happen to me before i Lose It

I need the effects of getting laid without any of the conversation or human contact or

I want to sleep So Bad

What if i go to Canada and Tim Horton is just some guy

Who the hell asked "do it clap" on strawpage???????? 😭 The answer is yes, but-

The regular sized shorts to panties pipeline :(

Me: excuse me, i can't eat cucumber and i asked for no pickles. This has pickles. Manager: but this doesnt have any cucumbers Me: pickles are made of cucumbers. Manager: :O

Saw the movie Challengers...

My biggest flex is that i dont let the government tell me how to feel about people

You ever talk to someone and just Know they would kill people in a Purge?

Ive been drinking so much water, i just want a soda but I HAVE NO MONEY this is sick

Womb tattoo paired with apron belly.

Out of groceries so ive been eating plain canned tuna pretending i am a plane crash survivor rationing supplies on my 15th day in the wilderness

Mutual liked something transphobic on ig and now i am conflicted on whether to keep it to myself or nah 😭

His butt...it jiggles..

Zayne took me to see Aurora Borealis and the only thing i could think was "man, Xavier would love this :(" Chat, am i in too deep?

>Get Free Pizza >**$21 minimum delivery fee I hope i die and go to hell

Caught myself about to say "aryan wonderbread shopper guy" in sane, polite company. They know not of the ancient lord.

I fear i love this game A Whole Lot

I choose to lie down and cry about it today, sorry

I need to find more people to follow here. My feed isnt weird enough yet

I just cant use twitter anymore. It feels extremely wrong to at this point.

Im so in love with him rn its crazy

I get so annoyed watching people talk about Melania. Its manufactured kinship. That woman is nothing like you and she does not hate him, you have no common ground please stop. You sre bwing MANIPULATED.

So many of my family are undocumented, im really fucking scared. My grandma is like 104, a deportation is entirely too risky for her :(

What do you mean there isnt anymore Squid Games?! No way it ended like that 😭

I am taking a solo trip to Utah as soon as I can. Mark my words.

My phone mysteriously broke at the bar and now i cant use biometrics to log into my apps 😭

Man.

Please stop calling yourselves refugees. Its just tiktok. You are mourning from your cozy home.

I think its kinda racist actually to go on RedNote and be like "we must protect the innocent Chinese people, be on your best behavior guys" 🫣 Please stop talking about them like they are a nation of babies.

danthebland.straw.page I finally did it

Side eyeing all of the butch Elphaba art ive been seeing now that ive actually watched the movie

I am absolutely LOVING Sakamoto Days

Every day, starting today, I will watch ONE horror movie i havent seen yet and talk about it here. I do not recommend any of what I'm about to watch, view at your own risk.

Clussy...

Getting back into otome games so im about to become The Actual Worst