➷ 𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗶𝗻' 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨, 𝗼𝗻 𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙮, 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣, 𝘄𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻' 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨!

// i'll see you all later i have to listen to john mulaney as i work

// paws dragged me on unfortunately i cannot say i will be here long my current fixation has been on puppet horrors

// HAIIIII I'VE BEEN HERE LOL /LH

tragedy, truly. they could have been wonderful bastards. i could have paid child support and hush money.

no, no, i can't get anyone pregnant anymore. you guys can. it's a royal rule.

long list of bastard babies

not allowed to get anyone pregnant anymore.

( Ugh, a problem at every corner . . ( 💢 ) )

// making some juicy lore with the besties 😋

[ She knows this exact trick, and yet . . she glances back, dropping the act. ] . . alright, I'll bite just this once. What are you on about this time? And it had better not be another lame attempt at . . anything you usually do.

// THIS IS THE SALLY AND SCOURGE INTERACTS I'VE ALWAYS CRAVED

How terrible for me. I'll never survive without you. Please, break my heart softer. [ Dramatically throwing a hand over her forehead as she turns to walk away! ]

nicole. send bombs to scourges current coordinates

ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤAll it takes is ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ONE bad day, ㅤㅤ and you'd be ㅤㅤㅤJUST LIKE ME. ㅤㅤㅤ —————————————— ⠀ #SONICRP / #STHRP ㅤㅤㅤ

[ Hand on her hip, she watches as the other circles, shoulders shaking with a silent chuckle. ] I must return the compliment! Is it personally made? I'm almost jealous of the jacket.

We should see how strong the attraction is. You stay here, and I'll keep walking away until it 'draws' me back.

man i just got here

// NOT EVEN JOKHIN

// [ wearing suspenders just so i can snap them like some old timey joe ] the hoes can never resist the chance with a sally

// I WAS MAKING A BIT I WAS MAKING A BIT

[ pointing a thumb over her shoulder at sonic, ] this guy doesn't know about gal pals.

NICO –

SSSALLY

// posing in your door way.

wow i'm so happy to return home i sure hope my best friend ( and maybe more sometimes ) who is an ai is still an ai and nothing huge has happened in my absence

Oh, you think so? ( ✨️ ) It's the same ol' thing I wear all the time, easy to move in.

// this sally is NOT entirely archie btw. shes My Own Thing. sorta travels as a 'diplomat' while elias holds down the acorn kingdom fort.

coming outta my cage

➷ 𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙮 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝙃𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙪𝙚, 𝗼𝗵 𝗹𝗲𝗶 𝗼𝗵 𝗹𝗮𝗶 𝙤𝙝 𝙇𝙤𝙧𝙙.