Our Hero! 🤣

With a grilled jalapeño mmm perf!

Welp first ever graveyard shift tonight, wish me luck!

Want Chipotle

I'm rich!! #AnimalCrossing

Sir! Sir! Please stop biting Simba's face!

When Nancy and Johnathan are talking she says "Steve wants 6 kids, six little nuggets" He has been protecting and fighting for his 6 little nuggets Eleven Mike Dustin Will Lucas Max #StrangerThings #StrangerThings5

Why does this kinda irritate me? 🤣😅 Like Bloody Marry was my jam in high school and now it's Jenna's mark on social media

I ate them all 😭

Wanna know what I got for Christmas? Graveyard shift! Yay..

Sometimes you just needa chug a Twisted Tea EXTREME on an empty tummy and go town onna sushi platter

Gotta tell me people!

There are two paths, the spider path and the Lego path, Both must be traversed bare foot

Ayyy! ❤️

But then what if I did put lights on my house like Deck The Halls

Wanna know who's a bitch? That shop lady in Home Alone making a big deal about a toothbrush

Absolute banger!

Pro Tip! Don't run in a dark parking lot for your carne asada fries after a whole night of drinking! 🤣😭

Does anyone else get irrationally mad that Molly Shannon's character on Santa Clause 2 could've had everything she ever wanted

Me when the boss says I have to behave at the next meeting and not rile everyone up

I'll Mount Crumpit with you sweetie pie

We could goon under the mistletoe 🥺👉👈

Kill Bill Thursday! Hell Yuh!

Target swag bag scandal of '25

The Moth, the Man, the legendary cryptid

I was not ready for the Kirbussy's

🥵

I've never had Takis before But this shit slaps!!

Alright which Amazon employee opened my 2pc screen protector, took one and left the rippy bits inside

I will not be told otherwise anymore!! Jack & Jill is funny as fuck!!

I doooo

2 hours of sleep last night, work today.... Why must my brain put today on Hard Mode...

December 1st after NNN

When you say BIG 3, this is it

Happy #DiaDeLosMuertos ❤️🎉🎊

Happy Hallowyeen

This thing is fucking awesome!

BTW hockey was supposed to be outlawed last year in Jason X

So who were the furries on Hardcore Pawn I just saw on my bosses TV?

Is it just me, or is SPIRIT Halloween lack luster this year? It feels small and not very good

I can't 🤣

If this traffic doesn't get going, I'm going to scarf down this sandwich like a goblin Hahaha Goblin this sandwich 🤣

I roll OG hyena gay in the streets of GTA

Hood Ass Hylian

Ooh it's October 3rd!!

NGL the alcohol makes the brain stop, wish I could partake in the schweed, but this'll do

Broooo 2028 for a new Black Panther movie IS WILD

Has anyone ever done a cover of Imagine but Skyrim So it would say "You may say I'm a dwemer, but I'm not the only one"

Didn't even know it was supposed to be the end of the world...