I would rather sign up for war then sign up for linkedin

And I was right

everyone’s doing this so here’s my ballot of the best films of the 21st Century

Mentioned Roman Polanski to my friend and she thought I was talking about Nicki Minaj’s alter ego 😭

Every day it gets harder and harder to find a YouTube video to watch while eating

Ms. Rachel has created a terror cell of toddlers. She inspired my nephew to stage an antisemitic protest at his daycare. Because of her, my niece’s first word was intifada! She must be stopped!!!

Woke up to the timeline talking about HBO having cast a "black" Hermione. Imagine my surprise when I finally looked at the actual cast photo and saw a little Portugese looking girl lol race discourse is ridiculous

All the hate Bella Ramsey gets reminds me of these girls I overheard at a restaurant years ago who said they hated when an actor was ugly because it was hard to relate to or feel compassion for ugly people. Very blackpilling

there’s a popular tiktoker who lost her child this week, and it’s so disturbing the amount of ppl making content about it just to monetise her grief. something about that app is so good at capitalising on ppl’s innate need for attention and walking them right off a cliff in terms of social behaviour

rachel:

Man sitting next to me on the bus mumbling about kiIIing people

It’s crazy how optional exploring caves is

Choosing to ignore this. I’m sure everyone is just being really cool and nice ☺️

I’m tired of people showing me a picture of their dog and I have to let out a believable “awww” when it looks like this 😭😭😭

Whenever I see the rationale behind people hating Rachel Zegler or Chappell Roan all I can think is y’all would HATE me!

Not to beat the ground up ashes of a long dead horse, but Twitter has become so ridiculously toxic that it’s unusable

The Beatles biopic cast photo keeps on reminding me of this tweet lol

The YouTube comment section is our modern day greek forum

What watching severance feels like

TikTok reading assignment: To unalive a mockingbird

“Japan is living in 2050 😱‼️” and it’s just extremely high amounts of single use plastic

AI videos hit my parents’ Facebook feeds like crack hit the streets in the 80s

It's unreal how to this day if you dare suggest Michael Jackson (the most obvious pedophile of all time) was in fact an obvious pedophile, people think you're being outlandish

I’m so fascinated by snark subreddits and gossip forums. These people will literally be 450 pages deep into a daily hateful discussion about some influencer with 70k followers, it’s insanity

Elon in charge of government efficiency meanwhile the twitter search engine been broken since august

I fear Severance is shaping up to be another one of those mystery-box shows with an incredible premise, but a problem with piling mysteries on top of mysteries until the plot collapses under the weight of its own unanswered questions. Sad!

Made a comment about the hot weather, and had a customer respond by lecturing me for ten minutes on why climate change isn’t real

I find it interesting how culturally stagnant music has gotten. This is like if the most listened to artists of 2005 were Alanis Morissette, U2 and Whitney Houston

I find it so charming that the UK has a billion accents even though they all live like 20 minutes from each other

Been permabanned from reddit and everytime I try making an alt account they manage to instantly ban me. Whyyy. I have no mouth & I must reddit

How are people still getting shocked by Kanye tweets

Having no urge to delete every single thing I post because I have 50x less followers here 😁

I forgot how annoying using the internet is when Trump is in office. Just a constant stream of “did you HEAR what he said today?!????”

Just learned that people take their babies to chiropractors. Might as well throw it down the stairs while you’re at it

I hope you guys are disposing of batteries correctly cause I’m definitely not

Watching a youtuber i like cover a topic i actually know well, only to come to the realisation that i’ve been listening to an idiot… many such cases unfortunately

I genuinely loved Wicked so much, I wish it wasn’t colour-graded like a Nissan Altima commercial

It’s crazy how much the Google AI thing will just make shit up, what’s crazier is thinking about the amount of people uncritically taking whatever it says as the truth

It’s almost a new year, time to get serious

few things on this earth are as grating as the sound of someone next to you scrolling through tiktok/reels

so funny how every third tweet racks up 700,000 likes now. those kinds of numbers used to be reserved for stuff like the queen dying. they’re not even pretending to hide the bots anymore

just watched WICKED

what trying to get twitter mutuals to follow you back on bluesky feels like

coming from twitter it’s so crazy that videos play perfectly on here. i forgot what visiting a functional website was like

what posting on here feels like