I just got the game Art Shrader’s

God fucking dammit 10 years ???

Got a new job as a landlord

What’s up playboy. Long time hater first time disser here

Chris Dorner Simulator is on Steam sale

I would do the appaltian trail or PCT but what if I had to take a shit??

Replying with this anytime someone sends me a Spotify link

Have you ever eaten corn and forgot you ate it?

Browsing my phone and something deep in my heart is telling me make an online purchase

There are no objectively good therapists. It’s subjective as hell

I’m kind of like an unknown lolcow, unfortunately

I think id be a huge fan of inaccessible music but I’ve never heard it

The asexual fear of pregnancy and aids

poop brother HH

As a user I’m nearly constantly interfacing with user interfaces

Bro that was so long of go

My favorite part of baseball is the hats

Daddy sang Corey Mama sang Trevor

I was mean to AI today. How did you use 1.21 gig awards of energy today?

Gonna play guitar hero tomorrow and pretend I’m having a good day

I watched the Wire once it randomly came on tv or something. And first scene I see the guy is like “look what just came over the wire” and I can’t take a show like that seriously

Randy doesn’t wear shirts Mr Lifeson

Broke down and just made a cream cheese bagel

Went outside to piss saw a shooting star. Ez dub

Just had a crazy idea for a sandwich but it’s 10:45 and I ate at quarter to 7 so might wait an hour and see if I’m actually that hungry. I really wanna make the sandwich but questioning my mettle

High school DSA chapter field trip to the gun range

Hey dude. That’s my wave

Utah is like the poor man’s New Zealand

My pattern seeking brain goes crazy for the stock market

Me checking if the mountains turned blue yep cold as the rockies

29 and ready to join the 27 club

Asking the bartender to close me out after 14 beers “yep one and done for me thank you”

I want the blowout taper with textured fridge

Migos taco tuesday

I'm debtmaxxing

Not a 29 second Walmart ad before the Ginsing strip 2003 music video 😭

Imagine going to court and the honorable (and hot) Judge Yodit Tewolde is presiding

The secret lives of Moron wives

This call will be monitored and recorded. And your voice may be used against you

I just invented a beer you can drink in the morning. Cheers

I'mma buy a pound break it down and put it all into a stogie

How to turn off someone else's smoke detector

Took a huge shit in porta potty today and it splashed blue all over my

Guided meditation? You mean like JOI?

I have been to the gym one time since I signed up 🫣

Your pan? Fry me some dang bacon and eggs !

Pardon me boss but these sockets still seem to work

Oh hey. You just caught me smoking mid

Using Drywall dust as dry shampoo