Versus Wolves Live is pretty chaotic, huh? @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social @wooliewoolz.bsky.social @mtl-reggie.bsky.social

I'm half-expecting Reaves to punch a ref at some point.

WWE releasing Aleister Black, Zelina Vega, Kairi Sane and the Motor City Machine Guns is actual headass shit... How do you fumble these five's talent that badly?

I’m so happy, y’all.

Wasn't really paying attention to Mania (currently despairing over a corrupted Voice Memo I recorded on my phone... Apple, what have you done to me)... Seemed like it went better than last night. Saw the main event in full, very good, didn't quite reach the heights of 2 years ago.

Ngl, I’d move Branch up my boards immediately if I worked in a front office.

I thankfully did not have the misfortune others had of having to watch clips from the Hulk Hogan documentary during Mania breaks... I instead had to continually refresh my ESPN feed because it kept freezing during ads.

Well... if Pat McAfee is gonna be involved in a Mania main event, seeing him get elbowed through a table and RKO'd into oblivion makes up for it. Ehhhhh... I think I liked it better than the disaster that was Cena/Cody last year at least? Idk, I'm less annoyed.

WWE PROBABLY COUNTED BIANCA'S UNBORN CHILD AS PART OF THE ATTENDANCE!!!

WWE's insistence on announcing an (exaggerated) attendance number every Mania is just embarrassing at this point. Who gives a damn?

Liv? 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

WOAH

Gunther matches never miss.

Pretty good match! F it, let Paige and the Bellas Freebird the titles for a bit.

Oh shit, knew Paige re-signed but didn't think she'd be subbing in for the women's tag.

Jacob Fatu is GOAT'd, primarily because he's a Raiders fan. So he and I are essentially the same person.

Ehhhh match to start Mania off, but props to Speed for nailing that table spot after the finish.

Missed most of the Wrestlemania intro because my screen froze on a T-Mobile app... Thanks, ESPN!

Been playing the Poker Night at the Inventory remaster a ton, pulled off my greatest maneuver yet. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJBW...

Part of me wants Mendoza to start right away, but hey, the Raiders got cap space to use, why not bring in Cousins as a player/coach?

Ding ding ding

IDK IF I WAS RIGHT OR NOT?!?!?!

It kinda happened indirectly tonight? Congrats to Venezuela!

BRYCE

Unreal. Like a Bachelor getting cold feet during the finale.

Listen

Maxx wanting to play those last two games looks even more dumb now.

WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING HELL?!?!

Bro, all these Raiders moves, hot damn I'm excited.

Spytek betting on him breaking out, I guess?

FUCK YEAH

Sad that Maxx is gone, but hoping this will help the rebuild. Grateful for everything he gave to the Raiders, though I'm still miffed at how things ended (the team did him dirty many times, but they were 100% in the right to shut him down in December when he had A TORN MENISCUS).

Sigh. What happened to getting a player/more draft picks than just two first-rounders?

He's done it AGAIN

Punk wants in on the nominations for most naked wrestler. @oswreview.bsky.social

Lol Wrestlemania Night 1 can't even make it off ESPN2?

Tony Khan locked Danhausen up in a crate and sent him to WWE?

First listen through of the actual album: I like it. Not sure if it tops the first three records and Song Machine, but it might beat out Cracker Island and Humanz for me.

Jamie Hewlett, you're a bloody genius. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucRu...

Wish they would've stuck to the 2D look of the original (plus all the promo material they've been pumping out), but as long as the game plays well...

If Klint uses Jeanty like he did with Walker tonight, we gonna eat

Josh McDaniels falling on his face makes me happy. Pure pettiness.

Why no go for 2?

SHOW THE FAN ON THE FIELD, COWARDS

Bad Bunny did pretty good, think the production as a whole outshone him though. I’m sure he had extensive creative input, but I was paying more attention to the dancers and sets than him.

WAIT, A CLIFF BOOTH SPINOFF MOVIE?!

Alright, all four music acts killed it during the pregame. Praying that Bunny brings it home at halftime.

Seahawks intro music being Man in the Box is hard as hell.

Green Day doing Holiday/Boulevard of Broken Dreams, chefs kiss baby

The funniest thing about that whole snafu is his daughter eventually transferring to LSU where she didn’t do a whole lot for volleyball.