harrison’s face actually makes my blood boil, you know what lauren’s too #loveisland

andrada should’ve been an OG or early bombshell, need to see her on games or all stars #loveisland

i know the outcome but i’m still watching at my american pace, so, regarding the ex-islanders voting to dump least compatible: is there tea on angel? why did her and ty get so many votes when they seem super compatible? (aside from the least time together of it all ofc) #loveisland

CAROLE RADZIWILL BACK ON BRAVO I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

not comprehending how megan and conor were voted out for lack of compatibility like they may actually be the most compatible couple in there, british public is weird weird weird #loveisland

*whispers* harry redemption arc is working on me #loveisland

oh!

i can’t comprehend why blu was brought back but thank you toni for putting him in his place, a weirdo indeed #loveisland

dejon blaming his and meg’s poor podium challenge performance on the girls dragging his name through the mud and not on his own shit behavior, and meg enabling that line of thinking… free me of this couple #LoveIsland

yasmin and jamie i’m gonna get you that £50k (i am in the us and cannot vote, nevertheless…) #loveisland

bro i cannotttttt stand dejon he is so nasty to all the girls except meg and helena, and god forbid either of their pick-me asses put him in his place #loveisland

(yes my twitter handle in 2012 was @ heathledgers)

“some of my best pictures are with you” pleeease this is the most larsa thing she could’ve possibly said #rhom

okay so harrison is the most evil of them all #loveisland

kendall and casey on vacation together is what nightmares are made of 🫠 #loveisland

i would welcome longer #LoveIsland episodes if it meant seeing more of billykiss and boris those two crack me up

no initial verdict on stephanie yet for me… i hate how she dresses but love how much punctuality means to her #RHOM

can peggy every catch a break like damn #TheGildedAge

some other #loveislandusa grievances: vet your contestants better! don’t EVER do casa amor like that again! too many public votes that end in islanders still getting the final (and wrong) say! where is the hideaway? where is movie night? where is the tweet-reading challenge? chop season!

while i’m still riding my nicolandria high, i can’t fully enjoy it because the coupling doesn’t feel organic #loveislandusa

current (post-episode 29) #loveisland client rankings 1. shakira 2. yasGPT +1 3. billykiss +3 4. toni -2 5. conor -1 ben stock climbing quickly sorry he’s so stupid and funny, also i miss alima

“mY mEg” i hope dejon messes up soooo bad in casa amor (and harry for that matter too) #loveisland

lisa texting a photo of her dead dad in the casket to larsa…… oh #rhom you are something special

“allowing guerdy to get the best of me” ok is that what we’re calling alcohol now #rhom

julia wanted her housewife throwing a drink moment so bad she overthought it and flopped the execution #rhom

sorry i’m crying at the women being like, “oh my god,” gagged at how big jody’s eyes are in that pic #rhom

bombshell harrison saying he lives in miami but later revealing he lives “just outside miami” in boca… gave me a good chuckle #loveisland

shakira from the current #loveisland season girl of all time methinks

the log cabin door during the challenge was a paid actor #LoveIslandUSA

i need the bombiest bombshell of all time to walk in and save my beautiful chelley #loveislandusa

durham i love you downnn

in materialists, dakota johnson’s character said she’s not a good person because she’s judgmental, materialistic, and cold, and my mom goes “you”

there is so much good in this cast (lisa rinna, candiace, porsha, dorinda again, mark, rob rausch 😍, monet) but there is also an evil that overshadows it all (colton and michael rapaport) #traitorsUS

no of course austin would desecrate the hallowed grounds of an amc movie theater #loveislandusa

I’m team guerdy in whatever is going on with her and julia btw #rhom

exceptional #rhom

i don’t think i could make eye contact with jody for very long #rhom

back like i never left* (*kept forgetting this app exists) in honor of new #RHOM season starting tonight

cancelled my movie reservations for yesterday and today, new depressive low unlocked

pope francis had the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever after meeting jd vance and he took it, rest in peace papa

opening Instagram during the weekend

Lexi’s mom and sister are friends-of huh… more screen time than imrul at this rate… #summerhouse

kinda disappointed to hear the summer house reunion is already filming soon, this season hasn’t given anything

one thing about me is I am not getting into a helicopter ever

started ER to fill a The-Pitt-sized hole in my heart, let’s see where this journey takes us

curious, what is the purpose of this imrul fellow #summerhouse

apple better be bringing martin scorsese’s jonestown movie “kool aid” to fruition, like i neeeeed to see that #TheStudio

Sam rockwell best guest actor in a drama series emmy parker posey best supporting actress in a drama series emmy

why the hell am i crying at the traitors uk s3 finale

lady gaga reheating some taylor swift nachos on one of these lil songs