What’s insane is he’s only making a “deal” because he created the problem. Like there is no “deal” this needs to be labeled for what it is. Other countries figuring out how to appease a child without harming their own country until the can find another solution and once they all do they will leave

Does all of Tori Spelling’s family drama exist in the scream universe

Bruh I wanna die lol. Nothing feels real anymore I’m just so blah right now. Like all this shit is so stupid this whole life thing. I’m just stressed cause I’m lazy and lazy caused I’m stressed. There is a lot more I can be doing to improve this but I’m just gonna blame my parents again.

Hell has no fury like a c-suite executive with nothing to do because they don’t work a real job so when work slows down it becomes apparent how little they actually do so then they have to start to manufacture problems.

Rocky Horror is a movie about what happens when you try and include straight people in the LGTBQ things and how they will steal whatever it is and get you killed by a twink with no fair and his butch fem bestie with a lot of hair.

Not to sound insane and wrong but Susan Sarandon owes her career to Rocky Horror. I will not be taking questions at this time.

Without a doubt Caleb Hearon is thee funniest comedian in the 21st century.

Not gonna lie but they should have the same physical fitness tests for anyone in the three branches of government. Like I just think it should be across the board if they’re gonna say people in the military are fatties and not even pay the majority of our armed forces a livable wage to support

BREAKING: New York Attorney General Letitia James has been indicted on one count of bank fraud, after steady pressure from President Trump to prosecute one of his longtime political foes.

It’s really weird how Ryan Murphy uses sexuality a lot when it comes to motives for murderers.

Whoever invented the tortilla chip. I salute you.

After watching 3 episodes of the new series from Ryan Murphy on Netflix the Ed Gaines whatever. Someone needs to investigate Ryan Murphy. Hand to god that man has murdered people.

Saying “the next Scarlett Johansson” is already a giveaway that she’s terrible.

At one point on gaiaonline users were running their own banks and each bank had a reputation.

Can we genetically modify pets so they know how to use a toilet when they’re born?

When my dog is sleeping sometimes I watch videos of her running around and going crazy and laugh at them. Not sure why I feel guilty about that.

You know in 250 years someone is gonna write a musical called Washington but it’s a musical about the life of George Bush and people romanticize him and 9/11.

I’m pretty everyone on the great British baking show are just a bunch of elves.

And I stand by this. I will hold onto that flip and say yes sir.

Anyway I need help like serious professional help cause I feel like I’m about to just step off the edge lol.

Anyway I think I’m back to not talking with anyone in Seattle anymore. I really really really wanna die now because I feel like I am just fundamentally understanding everything very wrong.

If Toni Collete is involved in a project you know you’re about to watch the best thing of your life or the best fucked up thing in your entire life.

I’m gonna need democrats to let the government shut down just like republicans have done and let this play out.

Straight people when LGBTQ people ask for rights after we help fight off the global threat of facism again.

Brad Pitt has said the word faggot in movies more times than any other actor.

The Big Bang and we got sour patch kids. We are so lucky.

I’m pulling out my 30in unit for this one!!

Bring back the chips that make you shit your pants.

The dumbest people I’ve met make the MOST money. Still in disbelief that a product manager yesterday didn’t know how to use our PRODUCT. Then had the nerve to talk down to three of us as we are trying to explain the same thing 8 different ways until she gets it. Shit pissed me off yesterday.

To the “that my money I paid to taxes” crowd. If you don’t want people to have healthcare or kids to have free lunch then what do you want? Your taxes will not go lower if we stop those things. So where do you want your money to go?

Being an insomniac before electricity must have been so scary.

Exclusive: Funding for FEMA's disaster survivor hotline lapsed the day after the Texas floods, federal records show. It took DHS Secretary Kristi Noem five days to approve more money.

Maybe this is depression talking but why tf did I even come out? Like look at what I’ve done with my one chance at life. It’s a total joke lol. What tf happened here haha.

i bring to the table a vibe that is equal parts enticing and offputting

Gossip girl is a fucking horrible show when you’re high. Like has it always been this bad or am I just an insufferable cunt when I’m high.

Thanksgiving is like the Super Bowl in Gossip Girl.

My head canon is that gossip girl and succession are in the same universe.

Isn’t today the day the MAGA party said we’d all be getting fat checks from Trump and then all the democrats were supposed to fall to their knees and rejoice?

If no one told you yet, then, "proud of you!" ♡

If MIB has taught us anything it’s that if you get skinny from GLP-1 you become an insufferable cunt with little to no work to get there. All this shit is pissing me off now. This whole thing is such a non fucking issue.

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Sandra & Sasha

Portlandia is an accurate representation of the PNW so much so that people can’t actually see it.

RIP you would have loved Portlandia.

Currently trying not to burst into tears for no reason

Gov. Gavin Newsom called the plan to take over deployment from the state "purposefully inflammatory" adding that it "will only escalate tensions." via @laist.com

Genuinely asking but has anyone heard from Chappel Roan about what’s been happening in California or was it too much to read about at the same time she had to workout? Just feels so weird to put yourself on that platform during the election and now that “both sides are bad” is here she’s silent.

If the gym doesn’t help me today I might jump lmao

Thought I was doing better today but nope it’s 3pm and I’m considering going to bed for the day and just wake up tomorrow.

I’m already teetering on the fucking edge rn and the universe just keeps throwing shit at me