“Hmm?”

“You all disgust me. Keep it up”

“Hmm…why is it noisy again?”

“More people from the same world that the weird girl came from? Hmm how odd”

“Still too loud.”

Ears pin back then he raised a hand. “Hakai” And just like that the terrible noise maker burns away into purple energy.

“I..do not know if that's possible….oh whis can we soundproof a planet? Whis?”

“The hell is that?”

“I live on a planet away from everyone. Yet I still heard all this” Dramatic hand wave.

“That is no excuse, Valentine. It’s rude to interrupt someone's catnap nap”

“Why must you all be so loud?”

“Where the hell did he run off to? And he says I'm the troublemaker..”

“Your sister? Perhaps I will. Once I find Whis again. That damn angle ran off at the first sign of pudding”

“A pleasure to meet you, Valentine. Do call if you ever need a hand. The food here is worth defending”

“It’s lord. Lord Beerus the destroyer”

He takes the burger and eats the whole thing in a single bite. “Hmm..this will suffice”

“Impressive..” Eyes narrow

“Hmm…very well! I shall try this…..burger”

“A burger? Would you stake your world on it?”

“Just stay out of my way. Unless you have a snack or meal on hand.”

“It’s as bad as that Saiyan and his group.. Just what the realm needed”

“Zeno give me strength.. So you and what? A group of friends fight gods?”

“Cool and metal? I am very much not cool nor am I metal….you fought gods with your power level? And lived?”

“I recommend respecting a god. It’s unwise to anger a god of destruction”

“I will erase you”

“Well today seems lively”

My my…

He’s gonna relax. Back home away from annoying everything.

“Yes connoisseur. I like the sound of that” His tail lifts a small bowl of ice cream. Which he promptly starts eating.

“I wonder if that Saiyan has gotten stronger… perhaps Shenron can aid in that”

“Huuh?! I am a simple enjoyer of food that is all!” The deity glared

“It might alter it sure but in the end, no meal tastes the same every time” Usually, because he eats the same meal once in a blue moon.

Fish!

“.. I am sure I can gather what I need from earth.. They have a similar meal” Ha! He actually had an answer.

“Ehh-! Ah yes…I will have whis collect what's needed..” He definitely didn't think of that. Then again no one claimed Beerus was a genius

“Yes yes. Do make sure to get the recipe for ramen. That was truly worth letting the planet last a bit longer!”

“That's what sleep is for. Plus in a hundred years or so I will have to destroy their planet. I dont make the rules”

“Why would I care for a challenge? They do not live long enough for them to be a worthy rival. Not even the Saiyan can match my strength”

“He’s foolish. His power level to far below that of a god. They'd best stay away from that village..the leaf I think? It shall be under my protection”

"Move like a swift current, strike like a fierce tornado, and refresh others like a calm breeze. That's what makes me... 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚅𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚖." < #OC, #MVRP > <Both Casual and Serious interactions/material> <N/SFW, 18+> <Open to DMs for plotting> <Art by CeeHaz>

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Pudding? Might be some in the fridge. Whis probably ate it

Snack time.