Breaking: Jet Screamer has also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration.

BREAKING: The Koopalings have also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration.

Breaking: Jem and the Holograms also have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration.

Reggie doesn't know how to play bass guitar properly.

"What is Lunch? Baby don't eat my Snack Cake, my Snack Cake, no more..."

Repost with the Russian agent that spies on your posts

He farts too much.

Oh, no! Not Ogre!

He likey still has these in his freezer. Ewww.

Being part of a livestream on YT, if the mods don't like you using the word, "fart", and silencing you for it, then it's time to look for another livestream.

DATA CENTERS SUCK! They're going to fuck up the environment which means there will be more tornados in my area!

I already HATE Vantage Data Centers. And if you work there, and contact me, I WILL BLOCK YOU!!!

The BBQ'd pole outside my house. Lightning struck it on Tuesday.

Those living in the midwest should pay attention to bad weather. Currently watching Max Velocity on YT.

Take shelter if you're near Blair, WI. It's looking pretty bad around there in NW, Wisconsin.

VIOLENT TORNADO GOING ON NOW IN JUNEAU COUNTY IN WISCONSIN. PDS TORNADO WARNING!!! TAKE SHELTER HOW!!!

TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR ELROY, MAUSTON, WISCONSIN! PDS. TAKE COVER NOW!!! GET UNDERGROUND!!!!

It's going to be one of those days again in the midwest. Stay safe.

If you see this, post a vampire who isn’t Dracula.

Welcome to...

KNOX INDIANA TORNADO EMERGENCY! GET IN A STRONG SHELTER NOW!

KNOX INDIANA! LARGE TORNADO HEADING TOWARDS KNOX!! TAKE COVER NOW!!

TORNADO WARNING! IF YOU'RE IN KNOX, IN TAKE COVER NOW!!! LARGE TORNADO COMING TOWARDS KNOX!! TAKE COVER NOW!!!

Drivers, DO NOT DO THIS!!! Last night in Oklahoma with shameful drivers causing blockade on expressway during severe weather. Got to a gas station, restaurant, whatever, BUT DON'T BLOCK A HIGHWAY!!!

Drop something ORANGE

Another attempt at a cheesy horror AI movie poster.

I get my news from a reliable source.

We lost another 80's icon, Robert Carradine, aka Lewis in the Revenge of the Nerds series. I was a naughty boy and watched the panty raid scene and afterwards, the CCTV of them watching the Pi's. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uugR...

The Super Bowel.

She had to sing the Olympics Opening Ceremony? Ugh! I thought they froze her for eternity. 👎

One of those days going to a thrift store and a country music song blares out that just wouldn't END. "Got my boots...got my hat....I think I'll vomit like a cat."

I was taught to be The Gulf of Mexico. Not what senile babyman orange hair thinks it should be.

40 Below. It's coming this weekend. BRRRRR!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxhj...

Weird Al will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.

Uh oh! Look out! Ihop and Applebee's made a marriage with each other. That means more food and throwing and drunk pancakes.

Do you know what is a "Roast Beast?" I thought it had to do with the appendix of the abominal snowman.

All I want for Christmas is....FIRE DIARRHEA.

Dang. We lost yet another one of UHF's greatest actors.

"I jush wanted to say mary Chris-mas (HiC!)"

I became 'Clumsy Forgetful Toilet Troll.' They're almost accurate!

I dunno about you but this looks like someone grabbing their derriere and bending over; not mittens.

What happens when you visit Santa after eating at Baco Tell. www.youtube.com/watch?v=saoI...

Bought some Thomas the tank engine rolling stock a few weeks ago and pried off the faces off the cars. It's like taking a bunch of souls.

I had to walk out of a supermarket as fast as possible. I couldn't stand that over-singing lady enough to make me pound my head.

One of my old, moldy drawings

Boycott that annoying singer who gets defrosted every year. In fact let her freeze for about 10,000 years until the next ice age.

I always HATED Dick Cheney and all the crimes he made on humanity. Burn in Hell, DICK! www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3Se...