Deep down, aren't we all the same? A shuffling collection of weary bones wandering the earth searching for fried potatoes?

Don't underestimate yourself. If you wish to become a dark and formless entity of unspeakable power who floats through the cosmos spreading fear and wonder in equal measure, I know you can do it. I believe in you.

New folk horror cryptid just dropped

May 15th - The Overlook Hotel is re-open for business! 📽️📅 The Shining (1980)

I am imploring people to consider how time zones work when setting up meetings with coworkers or vendor partners.

Apr 14th - The events of Mallrats took place. 📽️📅 Mallrats (1995)

i will never forget how elon musk said absolutely nothing at all about the NASA artemis ii mission except one post making fun of that women who took the photo of the launch in the reflection of her glasses. he hates space

It's not Cowboy Hat Caterpie but it's something.

This is how Pete Hegseth speaks to the public—

Bring back settling deep personal feuds by snapping rhythmically in alleys

when people ask "what's the wildest thing you've ever pulled out of a sewer?" i'm going to just start answering "tree."

Cartoon: With thanks to @toonsmith.bsky.social for learning me that Shari Lewis contributed writing some ST:TOS :)

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Bad Bunny like

Happy Janet Jackson Appreciation Day to all who celebrate.

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

it used to be that you only had to catch up on the horrors two or three times a day but then they said oh no no no that’s not enough horrors

WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ

(whisper singing to myself) I want my, I want my, I want my MTV. *sad trombone*

looking forward to the in-depth reporting on what plants crave

Way to assign blame to a thing that is not sentient and fundamentally does not understand right from wrong instead of placing accountability on the humans who let this happen or worse, the ones who input the prompts. Feature not a bug?

there are endless headlines about "grok apologizes" or "grok says it will be fixed" after it generated CSAM using pictures of minors and zero headlines about "grok being shut down" or "musk and xAI in big legal trouble" and I think something fundamental has broken here

This is why they want us talking about day care centers and $500 boots.

It'll get better or something

I take no leave of you, 2025. I send no compliments to your mother. You deserve no such attention. I am most seriously displeased.

Let’s all practice STFU positivity

my new years resolution is to know less about everyone

Releasing the files like

Another meeting that could have been an ineffectual scream into the void.

Senator Wyden from the top rope...

Don't worry. I'm sure the AI participants have our best interests at heart(?).

Did you know that from tomorrow, Qualtrics is offering synthetic panels (AI-generated participants)? Follow me down a rabbit hole I'm calling "doing science is tough and I'm so busy, can't we just make up participants?"

There’s a whole lot of alarms to sound about this, but one that really sticks with me is hearing from associates in the business who have produced through Netflix And how they are never allowed to release physical media of their work So Netflix can control every aspect of access. Forever.

A+. Perfect. 10/10. No notes.

Happy old year

I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.

First thought: oh that's kind of great Immediate second thought: I'm sure nothing at all has changed since that date which would cause harm by using outdated info 🫠

CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."

stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.

Today's advice from your Goth Auntie: -Move and stretch your neck side to side, drink some water, take your meds. -You don't have to be useful to be loved. -The Lurking Horror wants to borrow my tablet "for research", but I remember its Etsy spree from last time. ❤️ Auntie Jilli

Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?

Something something "government overreach." There has to be a better middle ground.

😬Did... did he really wear the Biff Tannen? There should be someone on his staff whose only job is to stop him from ever wearing a maroon turtleneck or scarf. C'mon, this is 101 stuff.

Cloud service worker: Boss our entire service is down Boss: get in the dns Shinji

Someone finally told 47 to his face that yeah, I think you're a fascist despot & deep down that's probably all 47 has ever wanted. Now he feels validated... he's been told he's on the same level as his lil' friends in NKorea, Russia, & El Salvador.

Even in this economy I would pay for a leather-bound book collecting every single one of Mamdani's internal thoughts during this meeting & photo set.

Young man, there's no need to feel down

Only a couple of major news outlets (CNN, USA) are covering this at all. You would think if the goal was clicks and views, this would be all over the media. If clicks are not the goal, it makes you think about: what is?