Help my car's been kidnapped and they sent this taunting video that makes me want to give them the money whyyyy! Those damn bastards!

Last night's Madison gay book club dinner was a great time 😁 about 16 hunky guys, drinks, and a feast 😋

Not looking forward to fixing my car's "keyhole" tomorrow at smart Toyota 😵‍💫 Wished I could fix everything with sticking my dick in it lol my unicorny mobile "keyhole" just need lube lol

#Hanukkah ✡️ #Menorah 🕎 lol electric cuz I'm #lazy 🥱 and #techy 🤓

Google photos memories made a picture year recap! #Badass!

SQUISH ME! #BarkBark #Woof lol

Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.

My 2 tone +sapphire UV activated transition #Persol glasses are complete! Woohoo 🎉🙌🥳🦄!

Weekend snow and probably 7/10

Sun, but subzero temps blah blah blah

My 2025 Music taste buds! My music is my medicine sometimes and I play it nonstop 🤩

#TummyTuesday #TattooTuesday 😘 Stay warm and travel safe with snow 🌨️🥲🦄

Imagination tells me to lather my booty up with nice foamy bubbles all around my bubble butt cheeks and twerk it against a window...too bad I only have shower curtains 🥲 #TomorrowProblems

She working that street corner all night long

#MNM #MonochromeMonday Back when I took #Biochemistry seriously lol

Me 7 years ago from Google photos memories! #Holy #Blessed #Hotmess

Snowy shit 💩 highly recommend snow joe! Been using it for years 😁

This is what a real handjob looks like! Lol WTF I so weirdly funny...

really went dark for the sequel

Highlights from thanksgiving yesterday from all my friends in Wisconsin! Wausau cutie costume dog and I tried a new way to cook potatoes yum 😋 highly recommend 😀

Hmmm I don't remember turning this on... Husbear is prob horny lol

Wait the don’t you believe in fairies meme was junji ito’s take on Frankenstein ???

Hangs on the wall OMG! Lego addiction is for real and there's help! Lol jk! No hope in this crazy world!

#Gaysian #Gaymer #TummyTuesday #TattooTuesday wishes for a happy trail or you can reply with your hairy bellies 😵‍💫🤤🥴🐻🦄

Laura Kinney X-23 Commission Original art SNIKT @marvelcomicshqs.bsky.social #laurakinney #wolverine

Supposedly, I have a few weeks to figure something out with my brain 🧠 lol

🤣 I trying to keep it together while being emo these days about my grandma's state

I hate changing diapers from big babies! #PimpHandStrong!

I know I really want to try and test wear that...but it's kinda hard to pull off lol 😅

This weekend is lame 😭 my fav grandma in Lynnwood is in the hospital! I wish I could be there for her and not so busy working!

Bed time stories... Good night Bluesky

#Haircut #Hairdid #Hairdo lol

Around the block 🥸

Almost to that yum yum in tum tum turkey 🦃 day 🦄

It's #LIT #Hanukkah

#Gaysian #Gaymer almost forgot about #SundayCumday... totally got a headshot on that first money shot! 🐻🥴😩😳💦

Goldilocks says, "Baby bear 🐻...cat 😺 size is just right!"

Totally couch potato #Saturday 😁 #chillaxin' lol I had to snip out 1 second to upload vid...now I know 😀🦄🌟 OMG compress, upload, and process vid is soooo long 😵

#Shower 🚿😜🦄 soothing and relaxing 😎

#Bluey BARKS! Have a bitchin' day! Be a BOSS bitch woot woot! Lol

This #cutie-pa-tootie really made my day yesterday 😁💯🦄

paint that shit inside and out! 💣

Let's make #Love on #Shabbat! Baby and I will get frisky 😅🙂‍↕️😩😳💦🌊💝

Hot coco 🥴

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Ooweee! Can do!