BB production built an entire season theme around players being screwed by twists and instead of being like “hmm let’s make sure that doesn’t happen again” they add the most screwy twist of all into the season lol. Lmao. #BB27

Vinny made the same mistake that has killed many an Amazing Racer: He didn’t read the clue. #bb27

Kay Kendall is so shrill in this movie, isn’t she? Yikes! Quite annoying #TCMParty

ICYMI, BB26’s Joseph made a personal video about what Big Brother fan comments did to his mental health—and he expressed concern for Vince’s mental health as he comes out of the house. Under 10 minutes long and worth a look for its honesty and kindness. #bb27 youtu.be/zRwiV3JyP98?...

Morgan is the one who now has to win or else—but she’s spending all her energy comforting Vince instead. #bb27

Vince haters, the feeds are glorious right now. He’s beating himself up. #bb27

Well, well, well. Sunday will be worth watching after all. #bb27

Big Brother has fan engagement that producers would kill for. Fans stay up all night, promote the show on socials, watch both feeds & broadcasts, and remember everything you show them. It's baffling why CBS and advertisers don't build everything around that. Endless wasted chances. Lazy. #BB27

Is it really a “left side curse” if it took 80 days to go fully grey? #bb27

A moldy neglected lemon is the perfect metaphor for #bb27 ‘s production.

Why isn’t this Final 4 veto competition live? We have the time. Production this season is ASS. #bb27

So I guess we’re only getting one jury house segment this season. #bb27 #budgetcuts

Why is Cody Califiore still a thing? He took the wrong person to finals in BB16, he had to pre-game to win BB22, and he bombed out on The Traitors. #bb27

Ava’s armpit hair is a little too lush for my tastes. #bb27

Ava, cam talking: "Well, you can't say I didn't try." Yes, we can, and we do, Little Miss "It Is What It Is". #BB27

Keanu already knocked his tiny veto off the wall. #bb27

Wondering if your partner has dumped you because of your cozy relationship with a fellow Final 4 player is a problem as old as BB2’s Nicole and Will. #bb27

Here's the walk out of Tribal Council tonight's #Survivor49 victim just had to take. #Survivor

First a name drop, then a shoe heist, and now #survivor #survivor49 is evoking Pearl Islands with the Tribal Council set, too.

Rizo: unearned confidence, stealing the achievements of others but crying and telling his life story as if he won on merit. Is this Gen Z? #survivor

Rapture update: If you thought it was coming but you’re still here, it’s because you’re an awful, judgmental person.

I decided I’m not doing the rapture thing on Tuesday. I’m staying. For the butt sex.

I guess that explains why every time I take a Tylenol I can suddenly name every Sondheim musical with their year and original theater.

Last week of Big Brother 27. Time to tow this car CBS totalled a few weeks ago to the junkyard. #bb27

Eurovision is dying…. It can only blame itself. youtu.be/THgn1w7Lzvo?...

Israel must be removed from Eurovision. youtu.be/wTOEmAimB1k?...

Am I to understand that a bunch of influencers foraged for all the available food on the island right before the #Survivor49 players needed it for real? #survivor

Love Carolyn but she really can’t play these games very well. #rhapmafia

and a retired meteorologist shall lead us

Peggy sure knows how to pull some smoking hot beaux! #tcmparty

Movies I have to stop and watch the rest of if they come on: The Best Years of Our Lives Terms of Endearment Avalon Remains of the Day The Hours The Apartment To Be or Not to Be Meet John Doe Running on Empty Magnolia Rat Race The Accidental Tourist Withnail & I Network #TCMParty

ICYMI: CBS posted this on Instagram stories a half-hour ago. #bb27

Some friends were in a community theater production of Bye Bye Birdie with Virginia Mayo around 1989 and according to them, she wasn’t too different from this character in real life. #tcmparty

It never fails. Every time I hear the music swell and I see Homer, my eyes well up. The fear of not being loved is so deep. #TCMParty

HOW did Lauren get through the casting process without being able to string two words together? HOW? #bb27

Shout-outs through tears are such BS. 🐂💩 #bb27

Double Evictions are historically good for throwing out the dead weight. #bb27

The Big Brother budget has crashed so hard that now they’re playing bocce ball. #bb27

The only time Lauren is decisive and swift is when it’s to torture us. #bb27

One great thing about ending the BBB on a Double Eviction night is this crew of messy thinkers has never had to figure out a two-person block before. They’re going to blow gaskets trying to do the calculus of the effects of what to do. #bb27

Is anyone else having trouble using NordVPN to access ParamountPlus all of a sudden? Is there a fix? #BB27

The Big Brother episode tonight was very confusing. Why does the Mastermind have a laser gun, which don’t exist? How does he know Zingbot, and what were they doing on the Paramount backlot? And how can a robot die? #bb27

The Double Eviction is going to be CHAOTIC #bb27

You think your job sucks? Imagine having to listen to this on headphones all day in the camera crawl and in the control room. #bb27

Vince and Morgan make me glad I’m single. #bb27

Morgan and Vince have been acting like they’re somehow disturbed by all the craziness that we’re feeling out here. #bb27

Princess Lauren stoops to play Big Brother #BB27

Morgan thinks and talks game as nonstop as BB17 Vanessa, and it's so exhausting... #BB27

Doing too much is the classic mistake of Bread Week. #GBBO

Lydia Plath is a gay icon. #welcometoplathville #plathville