It could've been anyone.

Me playing Wordle like

I'm pretty sure Kermit the Frog is actually some type of salamander.

Why are Funyuns NEVER on sale? 🧅

AI is a dystopian, planet-destroying, brain-eating fascist juggernaut peddled by bubble-dwelling, wealth-hoarding, gaslighting dipshits. #eattherich

Why is it that a centaur = (upper half person) + (lower half horse), but a minotaur = (upper half bull) + (lower half person)?

Two sleepy boys for #caturday 😴 😴

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only. 📺 The Brak Show Bunheads Don't Trust the B... The Good Place The Loop Miranda MST3k The Powerpuff Girls Selfie Spongebob Squarepants Stargate: SG-1 Supernatural (S1 to S5) Taskmaster Vicar of Dibley Wonderfalls

Random sketch drop! I love brown paper bag paper. Brown/kraft drawing paper isn't the same paper, and nobody seems to sell actual grocery bag paper that hasn't been turned into bags yet. Anyway. This is a pull-out I did in a little sketchbook a year ago. #doodles #cryptids

This one. Deceptively simple, and gets the point (heh) across immediately.

Interrupting your daily doomscrolling to bring you this:

Just got an email this morning (Monday), announcing that my neighborhood pet store is closed. Permanently. I was there YESTERDAY (Sunday). The company couldn't have sent an email on Friday? I could've picked up extra food & litter, & said goodbye to employees I've interacted with for a few years. 😠

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure is a movie I come back to again and again and again. I've probably seen it twenty times by now, and it still brings me pure delight.

A cafe with a maze of rooms. Mismatched comfy chairs. Lending library of books & magazines (e.g. old Heavy Metal Cracked, Omni, etc.) Board games behind the bar. Movies in a back room. Open mic nights. D&D nights. Free membership includes a monthly zine snail-mailed to you. Open late. 🌃

Happy Perfect Date Day 🗓️

Today is a special #Caturday because it's also Journey's "gotcha" anniversary. Abandoned only a few days after birth, he was saved by my friend. Her apt has a no-pets policy, so she hid him, and I adopted him at three months. Now he's four years old! Our not-so-little success story! 🥰 #catsofbluesky

#Wordle commenting on current events today like

I saw you jump out of the litter box, you freeloading, furry bastard. I saw that poop swinging from your butt fluff as you ran away. Now it's gone. And I can't find it. #Schroedinger'sCatPoo

I love the older Porsche 930s because they look like frogs. I don't know if this is on purpose or a happy accident -- but all the Porsche vehicles have adorable "faces." The Boxter and the Spyder actually look like they're smiling. I'm not a car expert (OBVIOUSLY), but this is my dream car.

Nice job, #Virginia! I almost feel bad now for roasting you constantly while growing up in Maryland. 😉

So difficult to choose!

For me, it's Stupid Girl from 1995. It was constantly on the radio, and I always cranked it up!

I had a dream last night that I was watching #Supernatural, and Sam said this line. I don't know why. I watched all 15 seasons, and nobody loves a good mind-boggle like Sam Winchester.

The whole world! 🌍

Joseph Tawadros (JTMusicOud) and Andre Antunes team up to bring you the song of the summer!

I know it isn't #caturday yet. Stop your doomscrolling immediately, and look at my cat's adorable overbite. LOOK AT IT. #catsofbluesky 🧛

This is the track I will be listening to as the nuclear apocalypse begins.

Share a GIF from a HORROR movie you love!

Here's a Procreate painting I created several years ago, but in May. So, I think this fits...

If you see this, I implore you to quote skeet with an unusual image from your posting device without explanation Still definitely use alt text, though.

⭐⭐⭐ Order was haphazardly packed in an oversized box, and appears to have shifted in transit, although contents have not moved in several hours. #CatBoxSunday

My ✨new story✨ "A Dark House by Night" is free to read at Gnome & Bone magazine!

Slept in my Concrete Blonde t-shirt, and woke up still in Hollywood, with the ghost of a Texas ladies man.

This week's #caturday brought to you by Friday and his fluffy feet. #catsofbluesky

It's just cloudy for now. I guess I'll see later on. Or maybe... I won't be able to see! 🥁

Sucks to suck. 🎻

This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated.

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

Cat butts on the catio! The 🔥heat wave🔥 has finally ended.🤞🙏 My black long-haired cat Friday (under the bench) was so miserable, I had to run the AC all day. Of course, that meant he regained the energy to scratch at the closed windows & cry because he couldn't go outside.😫 #caturday #catsofbluesky

I've been saying it since the mid-1990s... 💖

$16 for nine rolls of toilet paper? You fuckers seem to have forgotten that many of us made it through 2020 using washable flannel baby wipes.

Me repeatedly trying to identify a bird call with the Merlin app, and then realizing it's a scooter beeping. 😐

<insert gif of Nelson Muntz> HA HA!

Trader Joe's near me is underground on the P1 level of parking. The main elevator was broken for a while. It's fixed now, and a British lady announces the floor. Except Trader Joe's is on "Floor 89," and Ground is "Floor 110," and I hope they never fix this. It's like entering a parallel universe.

That's a good friend. #lewky

Happy #Caturday! #catsofbluesky 🤨

My first story acceptance of 2026! 🎉🎉🎉 (No deets until I've signed a contract, but I'll share the news as soon as I can.)

My spooky story "The Transom" premieres today on the podcast A Midnight Kind of Place! 🪟 👀 AMKoP is also available on Spotify and Apple Podcasts. #podcasts #shortstories #horrorstories #horrorsky

Belated #caturday greetings! 🛍️ (I've left this bag on the floor for a week or so, so my cats can play in it. The bag handles have been cut so they won't get their necks stuck.)