Miss Congeniality 3: Seashells During a country-wide manhunt, FBI agents Grace Hart and Eric Matthews are falsely accused of executing the criminal they were sent to apprehend. The agents are placed in cryostasis, and their memories wiped. They awaken in the far future city of San Angeles, where

I do not want another Carrie remake. I want Mike Flanagan to make a proper miniseries for my very favorite Stephen King story -- The Langoliers. Samantha Sloyan should play Laurel Stevenson. And Kate Siegal was incredible in House of Usher, so she should be a gender-bent Craig Toomey.

The unladylike goose honk that I uttered when I saw this image...

You never know who you might bump into...

I've never watched Space: 1999. When I was a little kid, the opening credits used to freak me out. The show is on Tubi, so I'm like: I'm an adult now. Come at me bro. I'm five minutes into the first episode, everything's exploding, everyone is falling down, and I think there might be space zombies.

My cat sounds like a door slowly opening into a haunted house.

#QueryTracker needs a checkbox on the query submission form where you can let the agent know you're fine with them responding with just, "No thanks."

Posting this for no reason.

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2026 be like

Final Destination, but the protagonist already knows they have precognition. They also have telekinesis. So, it would be like Tina fighting Jason in Ft13th: Part VII, but they'd intuit all of Death's Rube Goldbergian schemes. Also the movie takes place on a gigantic cruise ship. In this essay I will

I'm at the market, and this lady in front of me is buying like 10 bags of chocolate chips. She tells me unprompted that she eats them all day every day as sugar-free snacks. They're sweetened with xylitol AND monkfruit. My digestive tract could never. It would be like Raging Waters in there. 🌊💀🌊

I wonder what he's dreaming about... #caturday #catsofbluesky

🐯Mountain Lion Watch 2026🐯 So, as of 4pm, they haven't caught the mountain lion. It's just chilling in some lady's yard, and has been for hours. Poor lil bean! ❤️ www.youtube.com/shorts/NcjWF...

🐯Mountain Lion Watch 2026🐯 Mountain lion sighted about a mile and a half from my apt. I can hear and see helicopters circling. My cat just escaped the litter box, sling-shotted a poo off his butt, and ran under the bed.

“The rise of artificial intelligence is the next Industrial Revolution.”

It could've been anyone.

Me playing Wordle like

I'm pretty sure Kermit the Frog is actually some type of salamander.

Why are Funyuns NEVER on sale? 🧅

AI is a dystopian, planet-destroying, brain-eating fascist juggernaut peddled by bubble-dwelling, wealth-hoarding, gaslighting dipshits. #eattherich

Why is it that a centaur = (upper half person) + (lower half horse), but a minotaur = (upper half bull) + (lower half person)?

Two sleepy boys for #caturday 😴 😴

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only. 📺 The Brak Show Bunheads Don't Trust the B... The Good Place The Loop Miranda MST3k The Powerpuff Girls Selfie Spongebob Squarepants Stargate: SG-1 Supernatural (S1 to S5) Taskmaster Vicar of Dibley Wonderfalls

Random sketch drop! I love brown paper bag paper. Brown/kraft drawing paper isn't the same paper, and nobody seems to sell actual grocery bag paper that hasn't been turned into bags yet. Anyway. This is a pull-out I did in a little sketchbook a year ago. #doodles #cryptids

This one. Deceptively simple, and gets the point (heh) across immediately.

Interrupting your daily doomscrolling to bring you this:

Just got an email this morning (Monday), announcing that my neighborhood pet store is closed. Permanently. I was there YESTERDAY (Sunday). The company couldn't have sent an email on Friday? I could've picked up extra food & litter, & said goodbye to employees I've interacted with for a few years. 😠

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure is a movie I come back to again and again and again. I've probably seen it twenty times by now, and it still brings me pure delight.

A cafe with a maze of rooms. Mismatched comfy chairs. Lending library of books & magazines (e.g. old Heavy Metal Cracked, Omni, etc.) Board games behind the bar. Movies in a back room. Open mic nights. D&D nights. Free membership includes a monthly zine snail-mailed to you. Open late. 🌃

Happy Perfect Date Day 🗓️

Today is a special #Caturday because it's also Journey's "gotcha" anniversary. Abandoned only a few days after birth, he was saved by my friend. Her apt has a no-pets policy, so she hid him, and I adopted him at three months. Now he's four years old! Our not-so-little success story! 🥰 #catsofbluesky

#Wordle commenting on current events today like

I saw you jump out of the litter box, you freeloading, furry bastard. I saw that poop swinging from your butt fluff as you ran away. Now it's gone. And I can't find it. #Schroedinger'sCatPoo

I love the older Porsche 930s because they look like frogs. I don't know if this is on purpose or a happy accident -- but all the Porsche vehicles have adorable "faces." The Boxter and the Spyder actually look like they're smiling. I'm not a car expert (OBVIOUSLY), but this is my dream car.

Nice job, #Virginia! I almost feel bad now for roasting you constantly while growing up in Maryland. 😉

So difficult to choose!

For me, it's Stupid Girl from 1995. It was constantly on the radio, and I always cranked it up!

I had a dream last night that I was watching #Supernatural, and Sam said this line. I don't know why. I watched all 15 seasons, and nobody loves a good mind-boggle like Sam Winchester.

The whole world! 🌍

Joseph Tawadros (JTMusicOud) and Andre Antunes team up to bring you the song of the summer!

I know it isn't #caturday yet. Stop your doomscrolling immediately, and look at my cat's adorable overbite. LOOK AT IT. #catsofbluesky 🧛

This is the track I will be listening to as the nuclear apocalypse begins.

Share a GIF from a HORROR movie you love!

Here's a Procreate painting I created several years ago, but in May. So, I think this fits...

If you see this, I implore you to quote skeet with an unusual image from your posting device without explanation Still definitely use alt text, though.

⭐⭐⭐ Order was haphazardly packed in an oversized box, and appears to have shifted in transit, although contents have not moved in several hours. #CatBoxSunday

My ✨new story✨ "A Dark House by Night" is free to read at Gnome & Bone magazine!