In preparation for the upcoming #rapture

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The silliest pictures of my cats, post 4 of ?? #catsofbluesky #feedcleanse #timelinecleanse Friday, high af on meds, after minor surgery. (He is fine; he had a couple teeth pulled. This is from a couple years ago.)

The silliest pictures of my cats, post 3 of ?? #catsofbluesky #feedcleanse #timelinecleanse

The silliest pictures of my cats, post 2 of ?? #catsofbluesky #feedcleanse #timelinecleanse 👀 👀 👀

The silliest pictures of my cats, post 1 of ?? #catsofbluesky #feedcleanse #timelinecleanse

This is a Melissa Hortman appreciation account for the next 24 hours.

Happy #caturday! Slowly working my way through this watercolor sketchbook. White gouache + watercolors. Okay, fine. The blanket isn't actually purple - I just love Daniel Smith's Moonglow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯(2nd photo is a better view of the stripe on Journey's back.) #catsofbluesky @pixietheory.bsky.social

This song randomly popped into my head today. I probably still have this CD somewhere. 👵 #1980s #genx

When you almost fit inside the cat cave, but not quite... (He has other places to hide, but sometimes he likes a tight squeeze, I guess.) #catsofbluesky

Wishing a blessed Keanu's Birthday to all who celebrate. 🤟🪷

So, I found this YouTube channel where a woman feeds birds from her hand, and films them in slow motion. (Jocelyn Anderson) Whenever a bird picks up a peanut too big for their beak, the bird never seems to drop the peanut back in Jocelyn's palm. And every single time, I think of this song...

This meme is what #hplovecraft meant when he talked about indescribable horrors. It's not so bad at first. But, the longer you look at it, the more your brain scrabbles like a dog trying to run on a wet floor. Before you know it, you're performing unspeakable ancient rites beneath a gibbous moon.

A catio photo for Caturday. #catsofbluesky #caturday

Showgirls deserved better. It's not an "erotic drama." It's a satire.

The Yautja (Predators) have hunted species all across the galaxy for sport and honor. After many centuries, they have begun to despair of finding any new hunting ground, until one tribal elder in a deep meditation encounters a humanoid creature calling itself "Freddy Krueger." In this essay I will

My story "Seven Minutes in Heaven" is featured in this month's issue of The Dread Literary Review! 😱 #shortstories #scarystories

AMC Theaters has officially lost their minds. #amctheaters

I am honored and delighted to be part of such a wonderful project from a wonderful press! (Not only that, it's my very first anthology credit! 👶) Congratulations to all my TOC buddies - I can't wait to read your stories! 💕 #dimshores #sufferingtheother

Ninety days 'til Halloween! 🎃 Halloween! 🎃 Halloween! 🎃 Ninety days 'til Halloween! 🎃 Silver Shamrock! ☘️

I want something else To get me through this...

Los Angeles is currently at the Tsunami Advisory stage. No evacuations are planned. 🤞🤞🤞 I evacuated with the cats in January. 0/10 stars. I don't want to do it again.

Kane Hodder is the best Jason Voorhees, but he's not the only good Jason Voorhees.

Night Shades is so good! Bite-sized little stories (500 words), and every one has been delightful. 📖

"Sk8er Boi" is a story told by an unreliable narrator.

Two Cats, One Box: A Drama in Four Acts

Let's go to the mall!

Happy Caturday! #caturday #catsofbluesky

I listened to this like six times in a row. 🍝 You are not prepared.

Today is Make a Terrible Comic Day. Look at this terrible comic I made! #makeaterriblecomicday2025

"Operation Midnight Hammer" sounds like a 1970s porno.

Kids, it is right there in my profile. 🚫NO AI.🚫 If you follow me, I will scroll through your posts. If I spy with my little eye that you've posted Gen AI trash, you are blocked. I don't care about your "But I can't..." Fuck you. You are a thief, and you don't care about the planet.

Happy Caturday (even though it's Sunday). #catsofbluesky #caturday (L: Friday, who does have two eyes. R: Journey, who loves sheets warm from the dryer.)

This made me tear up. I'm so proud of my fellow Americans. 💙🇺🇸 #nokings #resist

#nokingsday #santamonica #mstk3k

How about that time at Halloween Horror Nights in 2010 when Rob Zombie cut the line at the House of a 1000 Corpses attraction, and we all had to wait for like another half hour, after already waiting two hours? That should fall somewhere in the lower blue zone, I think.

Happy Friday the 13th, everyone! #fridaythe13th #digitalart #artbyahuman #procreate

Gates McFadden left her car keys at the checkout in Gelson's. The cashier spotted the keys when she was nearly out the exit. As he rang me up, I grabbed the keys and ran after her. I'm a Trek fan, but people want to get their groceries and go home. So, I just said, "Excuse me, you forgot your keys!"

Lol, wtf?! Wordle 1,453 2/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Diva down! I'm pretty sure every President since 1954 has tripped on the Air Force One stairs at least once. Even Obama. I'm just saying.

Many thanks to my church upbringing for instilling in me the petty superpower of clapping back at idiots who comment, "Well, I don't see THAT anywhere in my Bible!" I usually don't remember chapter and verse, but I know what the Bible says, because I've actually read it.

Also, the people saying January 6th is irrelevant to the discussion of the LA protests... why waste time with these mental gymnastics? Just admit you're a fascist.

For my own sanity, I am choosing to believe it was a bot who commented under a YT video of the LA protests, "If people just explain to ICE that their relatives were taken by mistake, I'm sure they could look into the paperwork."

Note: this is NOT a Wordle spoiler!

I need a larger desk, or a smaller cat.

👻 Check out my artwork in Volume Five of Fraidy Cat Quarterly, available from @fraidycatpress.bsky.social! 🐈‍⬛ #artistsonbluesky #spookyart #indiepresses

Do I need another set of gouache?

I'm late to the party on this one, but — serious question for those who are convinced that using em dashes indicates a text was written by ChatGPT — have you ever actually read a book?