If you see this, I implore you to quote skeet with an unusual image from your posting device without explanation Still definitely use alt text, though.

⭐⭐⭐ Order was haphazardly packed in an oversized box, and appears to have shifted in transit, although contents have not moved in several hours. #CatBoxSunday

My ✨new story✨ "A Dark House by Night" is free to read at Gnome & Bone magazine!

Slept in my Concrete Blonde t-shirt, and woke up still in Hollywood, with the ghost of a Texas ladies man.

This week's #caturday brought to you by Friday and his fluffy feet. #catsofbluesky

It's just cloudy for now. I guess I'll see later on. Or maybe... I won't be able to see! 🥁

Sucks to suck. 🎻

This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated.

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

Cat butts on the catio! The 🔥heat wave🔥 has finally ended.🤞🙏 My black long-haired cat Friday (under the bench) was so miserable, I had to run the AC all day. Of course, that meant he regained the energy to scratch at the closed windows & cry because he couldn't go outside.😫 #caturday #catsofbluesky

I've been saying it since the mid-1990s... 💖

$16 for nine rolls of toilet paper? You fuckers seem to have forgotten that many of us made it through 2020 using washable flannel baby wipes.

Me repeatedly trying to identify a bird call with the Merlin app, and then realizing it's a scooter beeping. 😐

<insert gif of Nelson Muntz> HA HA!

Trader Joe's near me is underground on the P1 level of parking. The main elevator was broken for a while. It's fixed now, and a British lady announces the floor. Except Trader Joe's is on "Floor 89," and Ground is "Floor 110," and I hope they never fix this. It's like entering a parallel universe.

That's a good friend. #lewky

Happy #Caturday! #catsofbluesky 🤨

My first story acceptance of 2026! 🎉🎉🎉 (No deets until I've signed a contract, but I'll share the news as soon as I can.)

My spooky story "The Transom" premieres today on the podcast A Midnight Kind of Place! 🪟 👀 AMKoP is also available on Spotify and Apple Podcasts. #podcasts #shortstories #horrorstories #horrorsky

Belated #caturday greetings! 🛍️ (I've left this bag on the floor for a week or so, so my cats can play in it. The bag handles have been cut so they won't get their necks stuck.)

I love the crinkly sound of a sketchbook page that's not meant for wet media, but you slopped some paint or ink on there anyway, because art.

I was not prepared for where this goes. Powerful, brilliant, and heartbreaking. 💔 #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #VoteOutRepublicans

I'm not eligible, but boosting the signal for any writer mutuals who might be!

It's an ear worm...

Happy #Caturday! #catsofbluesky (My cats are indoor cats, but I built them an enclosed catio on my balcony.)

Reality is a hologram.

Happy Friday the 13th! Art by me. I found this little piece from 2022 a couple days ago, while going through some old sketchbooks. (Liquid charcoal, pen and white gouache.) 🔪🔪🔪

Age verification? I attended a party organized for the specific purpose of watching the premiere of "Thriller" on Friday Night Videos. 🧟 🕺🧟‍♀️ 💃

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

Me attempting to untangle the international billionaire PDF cabal...

Posting this for no reason. 📂

This is who runs this account.

Caturday (sort of). I sent this photo to my jigsaw puzzle obsessed friend, so she wouldn't feel guilty about buying so many jigsaw puzzles.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Five ‘70s flicks that you love and return to time and again: DEEP RED HIGH ANXIETY JAWS ON A CLEAR DAY YOU CAN SEE FOREVER THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE

My reach isn't very far here, and I don't even know how I'd hashtag this -- but I'm hoping these words will find someone who feels guilty about wishing for "It" to happen. 💕

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles

🐬✨🌸🍃✨Live Every Day As If It's His Last✨🍃🌸✨🐬

Posting this random video served to me by the algorithm gods. 🤖

Posting this because it makes me laugh every time I watch it!

"Cow Tools" from Gary Larson's The Far Side is a real thing, as demonstrated by this beautiful Austrian chocolate milk cow, Veronika.

Quote skeet a gif with a clue of where you’re from…

I was today years old when I learned that The Heavyside Layer wasn't made up by the musical "Cats." It actually exists. It's a layer of ionized gas about 50-90 above the Earth. 🤯

He doesn't want war. He just wants peace!

Earlier in the week, there was a crew trimming the trees across the street. Three trucks, a woodchipper, and a worker swinging around in a cherry picker crane! 👀 #caturday #catsofbluesky

Reason #3 why everybody should watch #Taskmaster - Let's Play "Horse or Laminator!"

It was Saturday yesterday... 📺 Post a cartoon TV series you love. I was gonna post a gif, but the Underdog theme song is one of the greatest ever written.

Rainbow kitty for #caturday 🌈 #catsofbluesky Not AI or photoshopped - just a lucky picture. (Explanation in the Alt text.)

I ate octopus exactly once, years ago, and I felt horribly guilty about it. They are such beautiful creatures. (They also don't taste very good, imo.) Octopus and squid were the easiest animals to give up eating.