This weeks shows are at Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall friday 24 Laurel and Hardy museum, Ulverston, Cumbria saturday 25th Komedia Brighton tuesday 28th Huntington Hall Worcester tuesday 28th Tickets available at www.seetickets.com/tour/daliso-...

She kissed the ground and she liked it. #obviousjokebutilikeit

So American VP #jdvance told a conference in #MUNICH that the real threat is migrants! the enemy within! do you agree?? If not what is the threat? or is there one at all 🤫🤔

GREAT response to Vance’s speech.

How did the condescending lectures pivot from "be more democratic. U are jealous of our freedom" to "be more racist please. The migrants are the the real threat." #jdvance

I will be in the #blackchair tonight on Celebrity #Mastermind with the specialist subject #babylon5 @straczynski.bsky.social. Bbc2 at 730pm. I will be playing for the charity feedthehungryuk

looking forward to #rodstewart return to #Glastonbury we at #breakingthenews had a few ideas for retooled lyrics @bbcscotlandnewsnot.bsky.social

When something bad happens as a comedian, you're a little depressed, but part of you thinks "next years show is going to be GOOD!" #nextyearsshowloading

I feel like the only thing to bring peace globally right now is the fear of alien invasion. @setiinstitute.bsky.social, any signs. Something... anything...

I was about to advertise my show tonight, and then realised I current have 6 followers on blue-sky. I'll hold on shameless self promotion til I have double digits 🤣

The things I wanted for Xmas have changed over the years 🤣🤣 #comedy #standup #dalisochaponda

There will be jokes. There will be silliness. That is all. That's my identity blueskyers