Some thing they HATE is that I’ll never go away. Never going away

What’s a song you immediately get your groove on to? It’s okay to say ,”all”😆

You ever fart in back of the taxi?? And open the window too

Your ever give your girl a hug and your hair gets stuck to her lip gloss

You ever give your girl a hug and her hair gets all stuck to your lip gloss

Little birdies always telling me things

Sure, Jim Carey has the Grinch; well, Tom Hanks has the Conductor.

The conductor from the polar express is DEFINITELY the grinch when he’s grown up. Prove me wrong

Who else is fuming with regret

I miss blanking my blank

Life is a two way street, and both lanes are busy.😏

It’s sucks to suck speaking from experience

Sometimes people don’t want to talk about the beauty of humanity and nature with me

Please give me credit if you repost/report!!

I used to watch those videos of soldiers coming home and ball my eyes out. Now, I’m the toughest cookie to crack. Try me

What’s your quarrel Christian Borle?

I wish I could’ve seen Obama audition

Rod Stewart took my DNA today..

Wish I had rocks for hands…

Breaking hearts. They are all my own! I have so many hearts

We will never escape

I hate holden

I’m mad

Being a dad, it’s, well… it’s definitely a journey. And, I’ll say it.. an adventure! There’s no rule book.

Happy Canada day

My farts smell like weed

I’m done clowning around.

I need to go to Canada I belong there

A month from today I’m gonna be thinking back to when I was thinking about a month from today

“You’re face to face to greatness and it’s strange”-Maui

Planning on getting my medical engineering degree a year from today. #lookingthefutureintheface

Every day I’m shuffling

Derp: Activated..

Where my amputees??

Doordasher walked into my house calling my name

Snickerdoodle is my fav flower

I love my followers

Soon I’ll be 60 years old..

And I’m lucky to know them❤️❤️it’s love❤️❤️is what it is!!❤️❤️

Good people looking out for good people

Bangers loading………..

Mommy want ice cream

Where I choose to put my creative energy

Bitch…… is this how you like your bacon?

Locked my keys in my car again

It’s catcall season

This baby is making me uncomfortable

Just humans being humans

Punctuation is just awesomeness really

I love punctuation