Ahh. Sundays.

Humans watching the Olympics and are invested again. Yawn. ‘Short Track Speed skating’? I don’t need skates or a short track to excel at speed.

Getting extra belly detail. Many humans will know this is a trap and an attack is imminent. I can confirm I did not attack the human. On this occasion.

Monday completed.

Monday completed? I’ll be the judge of that..

The humans should be in bed by now. Don’t they know It’s Monday tomorrow? I do, but I care very little.

That’s the human off with their jumper. They shall not be forgiven until breakfast time. I hope they enjoy the abundance of hair I left on it.

Ahhh.. Sundays.

Time to give my paws a rest and let my back take the strain.

Humans watching the Winter Olympics. A lot of oh’s and wow’s from them. Big yawn. I have more skill in one paw than these human Olympians.

Monday completed.

Monday will be completed when I have finished my ceiling inspection.

Ahhhhhhhh. Sundays.

Ahhhhh. Sundays.

Ahh. Sundays.

No humans, this side of the couch is mine. Other seats or the floor are available.

It’s been brought to my attention that that the humans did not post ‘Monday Completed’ so here is, Tuesday completed. Different energy.

Ahh. Sundays.

The humans are discussing who will get up and feed me in the morning. I’m just making sure I look the best for the occasion. 5am will do thanks.

There’s a human pointing a phone at me again. Might as well make myself presentable.

It’s definitely the weekend. The humans are still up.

It’s Friday night. The weekend is here! I’m acting accordingly.

Paws towards the weekend. It’s nearly here.

Sleep now. Cause chaos at 5am. The system works.

An early ‘Monday completed’ from me. The absent human has returned so, I have been extra busy.

One human absent. I’m told they are very busy but back tomorrow. Good news, that shoelace hasn’t moved once today.

I can hear you talking about my shoelace humans.

The humans have considered removing the shoelace. They would be wise not to bother.

I have once again defeated, and, claimed the shoelace. The shoelace is only interesting when a human operates it. So, with the weekend here, I expect more claims.

Bedtime? Work tomorrow? Speak to the leg human.

Some whiskers here. But, mostly paws.

I have gone full ‘Garfield’ for Tuesday night. I expect lasagna. I have never eaten lasagna. I have never seen the humans eat lasagna. But, I expect lasagna.

I’m silently suggesting the humans complete Monday now. They have much to do tomorrow.

Monday completed.

Ahh. Sundays.

Observing the humans Friday night. Conclusion - I’m glad they are boring. They could put some music on though. I like music.

Monday completed.

Ahh Sundays. I have defeated, and claimed, the shoelace. My work is done. Until tomorrow..

One of of the humans said ‘oh to be a cat’. They haven’t tried the food.

Back to my favourite spot on the big couch tonight.

It was such a busy day I ended up on the wee couch. And, missed both the big comfy cushions entirely.

Had an extended game of ‘What’s under the duvet?’ today. So much fun.

Monday completed.

Happy New Year everyone. I plan to do mostly this is in 2026. When, I am, not creating chaos.

Made myself invisible again over the holidays. Human said I made myself look like a wee dog. I beg to differ, they had no idea where I was.

Monday completed.

Monday completed.

Another crazy Friday night.

Growing more hair for tomorrow’s brushing.

I’ve made ‘shedding season’ permanent. It’s for the pleasure of a proper brushing.