Zach Cregger coming out swinging from "The Whitest Kids U'Know" cast just did a hard reset on cancellations for anyone short of real-life abusers. My head is spinning right now.

Free phone upgrade is like a little holiday gift from the universe after a very, very shitty year. The current one was on its last legs. Side button sticking. Almost storage locked with junk files you can't delete yourself. Think you can even squeeze pro-grade video out of this new one. #Abundance

One thing I do have to call bullshit on... Jose sent that investor email about NK Tabor in May. To my knowledge, Tribel investors got no such warning. So, maybe NK Tabor didn't pay JOSE specifically, while Tribel at least gave Jose his fee, and that's why he blew up the spot on Tabor but not Tribel?

Interior Design ASMR YouTube/TikTok is about to completely wash the housing market. People in my age group are going to just deck out mobile homes with high-end dupes that make our parents jealous, leave the mortgages behind, and watch our generational definition of value reset this equity bullshit.

Wouldn't it be something else if the next evolution of the species involved the loss of our ability to tell lies? Those who couldn't deal would probably just fuck off and go underground like mole people, anyway.

I'm gagging!!! Jose (if you know you know) got defrauded by a footballer-- as in soccer-- club he was helping raise money for??? This dude can't catch a break. He was the only decent/respectful one involved in Tribel. Nooooooo!!! That poor man did not go to Harvard for this... 🤣🤣🤣

*Hollywood documentary talking head voice* "It was '96. Whitey Whiteman brought a chainsaw to the pitch meeting and chased the exec around for six minutes! He didn't even say words, just wrote the logline on his nutsack! Sold it in the room! I had to see a therapist! Greatest thing we ever saw!"

#RIP Tiny Lister The GOAT www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF95...

Running on fumes... Still working on this through tonsil stones and bed sores... You MF'n right, I'm riding this thing until the wheels fall off. There's people involved who know exactly where I stay. They can come see me any day. 🖕🖕🖕

That ~explanation~ about KBJ long-gaming this SNAP thing sounds a little too close to a Conspiracy Theory™ to me... To ME. We'll see. But if it turns out that lady just don't care about poor people like that, or didn't want her legacy to be The Black Justice That Saved Food Stamps, I'm roasting.

Few things have brought a fuller circle to my post-Saturn-Return than finding out one of the "Ghost Adventures" guys-- as in that fucked up Zak Bagans Museum-- survived a hitman attempt commissioned by his own wife. I told y'all to stop playing with demons, bro.

They betray the public when nicely asked by the opposition and we're supposed to pretend they don't also do it when they hold the reins and just feel like it? This same Supreme Court put their book deals over their duty to hear a case. It's oligarchy across the board. abcnews.go.com/US/trump-adm...

If you don't think it's plausible that a whole system is financially abusing & manipulating young people into upholding it, after we were steadfastly mobilizing online around upending it... I ask-- Is this something you could see your own parents/grandparents doing? Be honest. Okay, then.

These AI singers and actors, as nightmarish as this is, are karma for those who thought they won the entertainment industry "Hunger Games" by mastering conformity. Y'all love a ~skinny legend~ except this pixelated bitch don't have to support the weight of her head, so the skinniest legend won.

Where is the "Sucker Punch" for fatties who have had diet plates forced on them in the hospital while suffering from weight-stigma-related mental health crises?

This is where the LISEP-- as decent as their work is-- gets on my nerves. These bungled statistics don't just DRIVE policy. They intentionally, deceitfully cover for corrupt policy. www.fastcompany.com/91428039/sta...

Nancy Pelosi retiring after being named on this DLCP form that brought the enforcement action on the Rafael Rivero LLC she slid millions to-- across three different aliases, no less...

The Gen-Xers and Boomers talking shit about Zohran's youth should be greeted with the funniest responses when they try to hit on us 30-somethings. They deserve it.

So, Open Secrets decided to paywall searches... Just right out of nowhere. Given everything that has transpired in the past couple of years... Y'all are in TROUBLE trouble. It's about to be a lawsuit.

I think I'm just pulling myself out the fray. Cuz basic ass people think they have it all figured out if they team up with more mediocres to group gaslight you. They just end up looking like demons in the end, though. It's not hard to find more jealous/ignorant people than true leaders. It's math.

Been seeing some really interesting takes on fried chicken... I should open a soul food boba fusion spot, just to pop shit. Sweet potato pie milk tea. Banana pudding milk tea. Etc. (It'll be a co-op.)

Now that Zo Zo as ascended (bless) can we talk about those foreign donations they tried to give him criminal charges for??? That sounds like it would 100% be an Act Blue issue... and we know the tea with them. That's why anti-corruption Lefties need to switch to Nation Builder and let Act Blue go.

Aaayyyyyeee!!! Y'all better put respect on Mira Nair Jr's MFn naaaaame!!!

I've also just been reminded that Teen Vogue helped brand Lorenz as a name... This shit is DEFINITELY not a coincidence. Not immediately after IPSO got that complaint. This is some "let's make you feel paranoid" game that only works if you didn't grow up right up the street from the MOVE wreckage.

Y'all are finally about to hear me about this housing market being sabotaged due to Congresspeople (and more) having financial conflicts of interest with the public. Y'all are finally about to listen. And it actually won't be too late, and I'll be glad about that. But I'll still be smug, though.

Got a Change petition in my inbox about Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor #NoPrinces lol... It's demanding his investigation now be reopened since the title has been stripped. Why do I have the feeling the UK is the only reason we'll have the full story on this Epstein shit before everyone involved dies?

Call it Main Character Syndrome, but I don't think it's a coincidence that Conde Nast is doing this to Teen Vogue-- one of its most Left-leaning banners-- just weeks after I urged IPSO, a BRITISH press regulator, to hold them accountable for WIRED's centrist feint RE: Lorenz's "Dark Money" piece.

Not happy to hear about the end of Teen Vogue. At all. Unrelated-- I wonder what suppressed politics story might have been a harbinger of Conde Nast's hardline dedication to Capitalist Centrism. And where one (or all) might apply mass pressure to hold them and their moneyed cohorts accountable...

I'm not even gonna go into detail about the real specific dream I had regarding Laura Dern not even two nights ago... But hearing about her mom, Diane Ladd, passing away just now-- kind of took the wind out of me. I think I just need to like... withdraw my energy for real. No more news for a minute.

knowtechie.com/moviepass-is... "The app will use facial recognition to only credit you when you’re actively looking at it. " *Winans voice* 🎶No n-n-no-no-no... No n-n-no-no-no... No... No, no, no...🎶

Y'all talk so much shit about relatively anonymous unemployed TikTokkers ~begging~ while business MFers who get paid to speak at entrepreneurship conferences and buy out whole PR cycles stay begging poor folks for their little disposable income, promising them a piece of the pie they'll never get.

MoviePass (feel old yet? lmao) is fundraising for its relaunch on Wefunder. You cannot tell me this bullshit isn't a fully intentional scam mill, if not a politically protected money laundering operation for corporate crooks. wefunder.com/moviepass

So, a Black man who was a child star offered big brotherly protection to a young white actress (and her parents) knowing how the business is... Only to get accused of all sorts of shit while her white costar, at his even bigger age, turned out to be every bad thing this Black man was supposed to be.

"TRAP" is on Tubi. I officially stan two generations of Shyamalans.

Look, I wasn't there. People officially within the BLM movement have their feelings. But I'm reading Patrisse Cullors only made $120k in personal salary for 6 years of work. The person who recruited me to work under Omar Rivero pulled almost $140k last year alone, on just public receipts. Wack af.

theconversation.com/venezuela-fa... This is from 2020, obviously relevant right now. By the way, the phrasing-- "Of course, an extensive record of supporting insurgents and mercenary forces is not evidence that the US was involved in the recent events in Venezuela." Keeps a journalist ~serious~.

We're about to (rightfully) put this Trump-Nigeria shit on blast. But I need my fellow skinfolk to be okay with discussing the full timeline. Half-telling the story is only going to keep this portal open. They have been doing tactical fuckshit in Africa across admins that paved the way for this.

I'm having memory issues. Brain short-outs. That's how I know I've processed way too much information that organizations pumped full of money and political support could have used this way, if they were even halfway doing what they were supposed to. I'm laying my burdens down. This is too much.

Reading that the firefighters begged for mass evacuations in Altadena and nobody with the authority listened for three hours... I'm unable to even process this.

I was about to be off for the night, but honey... I'ma speak on on it. Hurricane Melissa killed more than 4x as many people in Haiti than Jamaica. So, I really need people to mention Haiti at least as much as Jamaica.

I can't believe I found the Dan Dee Tickle Tickle Wiggle Wiggle Laughing Pumpkin Plushie from my childhood... My Spooky Bitch Origin Story. This was like my favorite toy when I was 5. How dare they call this "vintage" tho???

I was Today Years Old when I found out D'Angelo recorded a heavily interpreted cover of "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden. I know the veil is thin tonight, and I'm about to cry like I knew these men (D'Angelo and Chris Cornell). Happy Halloween.

I don't like that Colossal has kept the location of the wolf pups secret in interviews with the press. If I find an address, I'm sending animal services. I don't like what I'm feeling about this.

Random (but not)-- I'm not sure I believe the "history" we repeat about Boudica being British. I think she was Irish and Iceni traveled to fight Romans. The historical record is based on the Roman take. There's something about this hoard of gold that reminds me of Ireland's distinct gold wealth.

www.palestinedeepdive.com/p/revealed-t... Lo and behold. Lo and fucking behold. "The callsign of the plane, MFO692, indicates that Gaza operations are being done under cover of the MFO mandate." What I've been going thru with my dad in the past years is abuse. It's politically motivated. Proof.

NO... NO... NO... NO... NO... WEFUNDER IS A FRAUD MILL AND I JUST SENT THEM YET ANOTHER EMAIL CALLING THEM OUT ABOUT TRIBEL. WHAT IS A COMPANY VALUED AT 10 BILLION DOING RAISING MONEY ON WEFUNDER IF NOT SCAMMING??? That's why I told y'all to check on these puppies...

The reporting on this Lachman Fire shit makes very little sense... And if you've been following the bouncing ball with how Crowley and Escobar got scapegoated, you might be right about here every time they drop a new press update--

Luigi might be getting set up for some slime shit... Have y'all Googled Lil Durk lately??? lmao

In a world where nothing is the same, I find comfort in playing Spot the Difference between 2005 T-Pain and 2025 T-Pain. Happy TP20 folks. I'm convinced he's the only thing rooting this timeline into the same dimension. Bless.

I noticed this really gross trend where YouTubers (in the vein of some journalists, tbh) will insinuate things about ongoing investigations and then invite the people they implicated to come on their shows and tell their side of the story. This is so nasty and it's certainly obstruction of justice.