Post is coming tomorrow gang 🙏 my brain did NOT work today

I slept from like 4PM to 4AM and only woke up once at 1:30AM 😅 I think it’s safe to say I was EXHAUSTED. One more day at work and the vet :3 then I can sleep as much as I want 🙂‍↕️

Playing FNAF IRL at work tonight. Let’s see what hour one brings me!

Also obviously no stream today 😭 I had a bit of an audio mix up AND I’m a dummy and agreed to cover an overnight shift tonight AFTER already working a morning shift.

I eated after work but I’m still hungry :( and for some reason I agreed to work overnight tonight after working the morning shift today. L bozo

unhinged farming is back :3 playing Stardew Valley <3 www.twitch.tv/dittodork

It was arm day at the gym and my arms are NOODLES

This weeks stream schedule :3 ! www.twitch.tv/dittodork

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I could not have woken up with WORSE news. I’ve now been TRIPLE CHARGED through Instacart and am IN THE NEGATIVE. Yeah I’m fucking done with Instacart. Fuck Instacart.

The audios are coming before the day is over I promise gang 😭 it’s still Friday in PST 😭

I just got double charged on Instacart for my groceries bsjwbdjdnwndnemw. I’m so pissed off I literally have nothing now wtf 😭

OMG MY POOKIE POSTED SUCH A BANGER AUDIO <3333 everyone should like TOTALLY go and listen to it and upvote it and give him so much love and care and support :3 he deserves it and so much more mwah mwah mwah mwah <3

OFF TO THE VET! I had to call out of work but at least I got approved for a payment plan 😭 and I should hopefully be able to make up the hours.

Tonight just keeps getting more and MORE stressful ;-; probably about to take Mr Spaghetti to the vet…

New audios this Friday :3 half off my Patreon for a whole month ❤️

The curse has been broken 😭 THANK YOU

T-shot ✅ Shaved ✅ Now we wait 😪

I don’t have enough quarters to do all my laundry this is so homophobic, and during pride month

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I wanna crawl into a hole. I'm panicking and stressing so bad rn.

Uber: your ride will only be 4 minutes away :) Also Uber: haha your ride is 14 minutes away AND you’re gonna be late for work >:)

In big bad need of cuddles and affirmation 🥺

will someone get me Dunkin’ PLEASE 😭

FIRST STREAM BACK <3 www.twitch.tv/dittodork

Guys. I’ve emptied 3 BOXES TODAY! 😄😄😄

The only living room furniture I have is a chair 😭 the living room cuck chair 😭😭😭

thank you big time to everyone subbed to my Patreon 🙏 I was able to buy some groceries today. I had nothing in my cabinets after the move 🥲

If you’re into sweat then you’re super into me rn because I just got done unpacking my moving truck and family car 😅

oh also happy pride month y’all c:

That awkward moment when you tell your brother about your father’s cancer thinking he already knew since your father has had cancer for YEARS. Spoiler: he in fact did NOT know. Somehow our father NEGLECTED TO TELL HIM. So now I’m the guy who tells him THE NIGHT BEFORE I MOVE 3 HOURS AWAY OMG 😭😭😭

YOUR BUNNY BOY NO LONGER HAS A STORAGE UNIT 🤩

ITS ALMOST MONDAY :D

I’m so close to doing something horny and stupid

My mom decided to wait till today to tell me that she probably isn’t gonna help me move :/ AND THEN act shitty and gaslighty when I get upset about it. So that’s how my morning before work is going :/ anyways Monday next week I’ll be in my new place!

I MOVE IN 1 WEEK 🤩 that means I get to start recording again soon! If anyone was maybe interested.. I loaded up my Throne with a bunch of house stuff for my new place! I’m really excited to have my own place again after EVERYTHING I’ve dealt with the last couple of years ❤️ throne.com/dittodork

UMMMM OKAY?

It’s hitting me tonight just how low on the pole I am in my family. Still a punching bag and still a joke. I’m still Meg.

Bed and desk ordered 😭 now I’m broke 😅

WEEK AND A HALF WEEK AND A HALF WEEK AND A HALF

Me: I miss Neopets 😔 Also me: OMG IM GONNA COSPLAY NEOPETS

Hey Siri, play Sanctuary.

I’m so fucking tired and I hurt and I feel sick so we did not stay at the beach very long 😭 I need fizzy cold Dr Pepper soda to feel better

Realizing I AM the gay bear at the beach today

I’m genuinely going into a rage rn. I’m so fucking annoyed and pissed off. I did my t-shot last night too so the rage is worse than it would be. I’m trying so hard not to blow up on people but omfg I could literally break shit.

Being the only fucking person to not call out should give me like a bonus or something. Like do I get some extra money for doing 4 people’s job tonight?

Oh gang btw. I MOVE ON JUNE 1ST! SO NEW CONTENT SOON ❤️ SCHEDULE TO BE POSTED SOON!

I had an energy drink AND a coffee at work and I’ve been on a caffeine rush for like 4 hours now. I was literally RUNNING across the store. Yall. I can’t run cause of my leg. I went “oh maybe I should do this more often” but then instantly got hit with “FUCK NO YOU CANT BECOME CAFFEINE DEPENDENT”