queer bar bathrooms should not be split into men / women. they should be split into single and double occupancy

ate too much soup last night 🫩

Bluesky is basically a public record of your mental breakdown.

girl you got an ass that can shit

what if the world loved trans ppl

what if being trans was allowed to be easy and simple

adding rubberbanding mechanics to sex to make sure you never finish first

pee is stored in the mouth

daydreaming of being both comfy *and* cozy

(pointing at your junk) you uh. gonna eat that??

fuuuuuuuuuuck just found out my favourite porn category are real people

owner is sick today, puppy needs attention 🥺😭

here's some uma tf

Porn has really warped everyone’s notion of what the average trans woman’s dick is capable of

after spending most of this year in a sex repulsed trauma induced haze, i am here to say it is good to be back :^)

i think the prog i boofed last night before girl came over is hitting now, actually 😵‍💫

it is 6am and all i can think about is getting fucked endlessly to the new HEALTH album on repeat 😮‍💨

IT IS THE FUTURE AND YOU ARE A GAY PERSON AT AN EVIL CLUB WHERE YOU ARE COMITTING MURDER AND DANCING AND YOU HAVE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS IN THE FUTURE, YOU ARE IN A VIDEO GAME AND YOU HAVE LIGHTS ON YOUR FACE AND EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS WELCOME TO THE NEW ALBUM BY THE BAND HEALTH

millenials had "gender neutral dude" and now the zoomers have "gender neutral bro." will i never know peace

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ big tgirl 🕯️ 🕯️ naturals 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

does anyone else have impure thoughts sometimes

i need $40 for rides to work in the early morning. with the winter weather i am unable to ride my bike and my ankle is still healing from a nasty sprain. i was hoping to have more money after paying rent & late fees but i was left with about $10 to get by with this week. cashapp/venmo: $astralmodem

things i never thought i'd say out loud for $400 ... "was i a good puppy? 🥺"

i am so incredibly gay 😭

ACAB includes responsibility

happy girl :3

ban self-checkout

oof i need $10 for a ride to work tomorrow morning, i sprained the hell out of my ankle and it is going to be freezing so walking is out of the question sadly cashapp/venmo are both $astralmodem if anyone can help 🙏

oof i need $10 for a ride to work tomorrow morning, i sprained the hell out of my ankle and it is going to be freezing so walking is out of the question sadly cashapp/venmo are both $astralmodem if anyone can help 🙏

new hair 🥰

new hair 🥰

dyed my hair for the first time tonight 🥺 will take pics tomorrow

i forgot about this place lmao henlo

i forgot about this place lmao henlo

why did nobody tell me how much of a difference using makeup primer makes 😭

game shop girl~~ i can't believe i'm being paid for this lmao

apparently "will you teach me how to play magic the gathering 🥺👉👈" is a great opener on dating apps who knew

date on thursdayyyyy yay :3

me, often: i need to get out and live my life more, i should make a bunch of plans also me, getting out of bed in the morning: owww, oww, aaahhhh, oohhh

help i'm thinking about putting together a commander deck

my coworker just told me, completely serious, that he is in a polyester relationship me: do... do you mean polyamorous?? him: is THAT what it's called??

I would like to smoke weed grown in space.

spicy curry last night was so good but i am reaping the consequences of my actions

went to local comic con with my roommate today, they kept getting compliments on their cosplay i kept getting compliments on my ass >w>

It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️