Me hearing a funny joke vs me hearing an unfunny one

Still absolutely boggles my mind that we’ve never gotten this as a Rosa alt in any game that has included her as a playable character, feels like such a no-brainer, but they just… Never did it???

When you notice it…

Ded

Luma: Mommy, can we have a pet? I want a pet! Rosalina:

I speak for EVERYONE when I say…. We WILL be playing

Gestures to make you more elegant and feminine:

The Wii era where ppl had to make their own fan edits of Rosalina since she didn’t touch the sports games yet

Rosa WILL be the meta

If Lumalee means character alts, there’s no reason why we can’t have them as a Rosa alt I’m afraid

Fever’s story mode being just having to take care of a bunch of babies is just another day in the life of Rosalina 😭

Rosalina got me like

Rosalina ranking every single day of her life since birth

She told me my friend was in the garage, so I looked in there, and… Sure enough, there he was! Yay!! Thank you so much, Rosalina Super Mario Galaxy, I’ve been looking for him for years!

If I had the money, I’d do a commission to draw Rosalina doing the gangnam style

Mario characters ranked on how mentally stable they are

Rosalina’s the type of girl to unironically say 67 once then never again just to keep her friends on their toes around her.

GO MY MINI ROSAS

This fanbase is genuinely stupid sometimes istg

Idk who needs to hear this, but no, I do not hate Daisy and you’re mistaken if you think I do just because I’m primarily a Rosa fan. Stop shoving this either-or agenda onto me when this is literally not the case.

When someone says they hate one of these four, more times than not what they REALLY mean is they hate some very specific fans of them, let’s not get things twisted.

It’s April. You’ve experienced PEAK for about an hour and roughly 45 minutes. You get up during the credits to go home, but another scene pops up during said credits. Rosalina shows up and mentions a space time rift opening, implying more universes are about to collide, then….

The Galaxy movie’s marketing season is upon us, so what merch are you hoping to see for this movie? I just hope it’s ACTUAL Galaxy related stuff and not just the same traditional mushrooms and fire flowers for once…

Mario characters ranked on successful they are at ragebaiting

The universe: *Literally collapsing at the hinges* Rosalina:

“I committed vehicular Manslaughter!!!” :D