We don't have to slay our enemies to defeat them. We merely have to stop protecting them.

sometimes self destructive behavior is the best way to deal with the world trying to destroy you.

Make it a habit to say a small prayer before food. Even if it is eating her out.

If you're sweet like apple pie, why are you making me crumble?

Are we merely obstacles, obstructing light to reach is destination. Or will we ever deserve to be called its destination.

I think therefor I innuendo.

Reverse cowgirl me, gotta love your buns I,m a butchers. Wanna sandwich and smash you. are you sure you ain't a hamburger?

Sleeping is for losers! And boy, do I enjoy being a loser.

To forget about a world beyond your existence, I would surrender to the idea of peace. A peace of mind. I will invest myself in you until you infest yourself in me.

Imagine having such a shitty system that the homeless are flooding the city and the solution to it is to send in an army. They made housing unobtainable and then made being homeless a crime. The rich can live where the poor don't have the right to even exist.

Obeying the rules is the (solution to/cause of) the problems in the world

Accuracy in shooters is pretty meaningless in lots of cases. If you have a automatic rifle or sorts, it can be good to shoot at "empty lanes" just to demotivate people of going in and buy your team time. You don't always shoot to hit a target.

Brainrot content be like: Tromano Kanannobano

Identities are overrated. I'll be whatever gets my enemies angry.

Just because you're not gay, doesn't mean you can't make out with someone the same gender. For some pissing of conservative assholes is a valid reason too.

In videogames to compensate for my bad aim, I just shoot more often then average.

Placing a message on here again, which of course means im sitting on the toilet bored and doomscrolling

Guyse, join my server fr fr discord.gg/zRuZjzSF

with meds there's like a 40% chance I dont swallow when in one chug and I have a bitter taste in my mouth to start the day with. This is a bad day.

My opinions are Vocal My voice is not!

Today is a perfect day for small penis appreciation day. Even if you have a couple of inches, remember that can make the difference to satisfy so many people on the globe.

POV you're a druid and woke up discovering that you are fertile.

I love those physiotherapist that like to use paddles and whips to losses up the tension, also pay extra attention to the butt muscles and weirdly enough are dressed in latex most of the time. Don't know what that's about.

Okay, I think I'm ready to be 26 now, said the 36 year old.

I love perfumery. I can just take a picture of any random vial here and post it online and pretend I've been productive. Anyway, I've diluted some more material: oakmoss, some sugarfloss like scent and now I wanna make an accord that smells like a strawberry as practice. So I am doing things.

I wanna notify you all that I'm NOT hacked. So if you see any weird or cursed tweets and don't want the credits to go to some hacker. It's all coming from my insane mind.

I'm killing it and with it I mean my back with my posture.

If we're gonna to this revolution thing, maybe we need to research this part a bit.

The difference between a normal person and a chef is that a chef drizzles some extra virgin olive oil, parsley and a pinch of salt over you before eating you out.

Your life was doomed from the moment you choose your username over the name "mischiefqueef". You could be called Mischiefqueef online and opted out on it and I don't think I can ever forgive you for it.

You don't have to be this loud when being this stupid.

Just because I don't look like a pin-up girl, doesn't mean it wasn't my destiny to be pinned up against a wall.

HOLY F, this song blows some socks off. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQiw...

Also have some blotterflies.

Benefit of making perfumes and stuff is that I can share all my creations here and pretend they're good!

I gotta say I'm happy Gay Pride month is over. Personally I'd say I'm more a fan of Gay Lust, Gay Gluttony and Gay Sloth month.

Hope this pride month has opened up the future for lots of people. Life is to short not to live up to yourself. And if you end up losing friends and family, then I hope the embrace within the community will direct you some better friends in life. Stay #Pride

Pretty Accurate

Some call it virginity but I prefer the term "chronically not giving a fuck"

It's called development

are unsplit personalities a thing, asking for a friend that also happens to be me.

There might be evidence of gay behavior conducted by me. I stand behind those actions and I wanna clarify in court it isn't enough to proof I'm gay.

"If you're born as X you shall always be X and there's no way I'm gonna accept any change" Okay you were born a baby so I guess you're still a baby? I like to believe in development but do as you please, baby. Cry some more.

I'm wrestling with my feelings and I came out bottom

Yes, Odesha would gather fruits, herbs and flowers and use the oils to create their own parfum, so guess I'm going for a new hobby and need to make bottle labels.

What if?

For breakfast I do love egg more if they'd just put a p in front of it. But normal eggs are nice too, I guess.

Whether you're a whisper or a scream doesn't matter when nobody is there to listen.

Magic wands with an electric toothbrush tool would be cursed and funny. Or just make an electric toothbrush that looks like a magic wand.