I can’t believe we’re having fucking jump ball rules enforced diligently against us

Whichever coach is in charge of deciding challenges, fire them.

Jalen Brunson has never missed a shot against the Bucks

How does Ben Gold consistently miss layups *that* badly? Like if they rolled around and out that’s one thing but like it’s a 50/50 that he’s hitting the rim

Mahomes’ voice has gotten a lot less Kermity

The Dallas Cowboys did NOT want to pay Micah Parsons

Feels like it wouldn’t be that difficult to give both teams a remote that triggers a buzzer on the refs to call a timeout. Probably would help clean up whatever that just was

Young Boys manager straight up looks like a Bond villain

I rest my case

Watching Clueless for the first time and I'm convinced this movie was the catalyst for so many different kinks

I fear the Bucks may be bad

Love how at the end of New Jack City there’s a paragraph that basically tells the audience to go and murder their local drug kingpin

I can't imagine they're all that productive, but the UberEats commercials where they keep claiming football is just guerrilla marketing to advertise food is a tremendous bit

Malen should be starting every game.

Look at all the plays he's made tonight and tell me he shouldn't be in the rotation. He gives so much constant energy that we desperately need

Did the refs just ignore Bobby Portis getting kicked in the penis like 5 feet in front of them

Really hope we can all one day get over the idea of needing every player to be a shooter because AJax gives you everything else you could possibly ask for

Flights should have Tubi

(Disregarding all the obvious points to be made) On one hand, it’s *probably* a good thing that WNBA head coaching jobs are enticing enough for NBA assistants to want to leave them But on the other hand, it feels like for the coaches it’s more about how they can become an *NBA* head coach fastest

They’re gonna say GTJ clamped down because he’s trying to put his hand back on the ball, aren’t they

Sixers Bucks tonight is really just a battle of the two best jerseys in the league

The dude in Never Back Down showed up to a Southern California pool party in jeans

Welp, seasons over Might as well give the freshman some run

Sam Merrill shoots like 87% against us. How the fuck do we continue to lose him

I’m not even mad at Thomas Bryant for tossing GTJ into the photographer well. Immediately turning into a bitch after it is disgraceful

I think whoever the Giants’ kick returner is just dislocated a man’s shoulder with his ass

Luka is annoyingly, hilariously good

Really appreciate the Lakers fans that are counting as fast as they can when Giannis is at the line without any consideration for how long a second actually is

Hey, so, that foul from Kleber on Giannis, that was the exact same thing Cole Anthony got a flagrant called on him for literally yesterday

Really hoping this one gets out of hand. Streets need the Bronny vs Thanasis matchup

That’ll fix it

I totally get throwing a double at Giannis but it’s probably not worth doing it when he’s 30 feet away from the hoop

The NBA isn’t prepared for the version of Kyle Kuzma that is good at basketball

If that’s a flagrant foul people should be getting arrested for what they’ve been doing to Giannis this year

The bucks should hire me to go off on the refs one game since Giannis and Doc refuse to. I’m totally comfortable taking the low road

Just keep spamming P&R against Kalk and dare him to come out of the paint

I love that the Mavs front office stuck with Nico Harrison through the Luka Doncic trade, how he was mismanaging the training staff, and his general unlikeability, but he couldn’t survive the team letting Kyle Kuzma score 26 points

The amount of Instagram ads I get for places and events nowhere close to where I live is very disappointing. Why is an indie wrestling show marketing budget being used to promote a show in South Carolina to someone in Wisconsin

Yea man, we weren’t meant to win this game

It’s not that I think the referees are being any sort of partial, but I have no earthly idea what a foul is right now

Of all the places Indiana could’ve placed those stars, why did they choose the ass

Tom Crean is…verbose

The universe does not want Ollie Watkins to score

The Central Division is 25-10 if we pretend the Pacers don’t exist

How has no one made three antlers a thing it’s so delightfully corny

I don’t think we’ve won a challenge yet this year

It’s kinda hilarious Giannis has been noticeably worse from the midrange this year but also randomly is actually just Dirk from three now

I must begrudgingly admit Matas Buzelis might be nice

bench unit Kuz is such a better player and better fit than starter Kuz has ever been in his career

Tom Crean on the Bucks pregame is one hell of a jump scare