The Epstein Files Are a Diet • What Peter Attia knew. Plus: Less fatphobic eating disorder treatment and cozy wall art.

That's Just Science, Ever Heard Of It? • Plus: Learning to nap, pet roll call + still fuck ICE.

Don't Go On the Pete Wells Diet • Plus: Justice for basset hounds, fuck ICE, and the best waffles.

We Do Not Care About Your War On Protein • What you've missed on Patreon this week.

ICYMI: The Sleep Apnea Diaries • I'm joining Team CPAP!

Are You a One Night Stand Reader? • Because we've finally got an app for that. (Plus my forever favorite joggers!)

Still Asking Questions About Pants • While feeling behind on all the holiday-ish things.

Stop Saying, "You Haven't Aged a Bit." • Getting the fear out of the menopause discourse with Debra Benfield, RDN.

Notes On My Fat Neck • The Sleep Apnea Diaries continue. Plus LAST CHANCE to grab your free Patreon access!

Porch Pumpkins and Other Problematic Favs • Plus the straight man who has Corinne's heart?

Is Lee Tilghman (Still) A Diet? • When wellness influencers break up with wellness culture to...do more wellness influencing.

Memoirs of an Import Model • Untangling yellow fever, fetishization and beauty labor, with author Kaila Yu

Baby's First Weight-Linked Health Condition? • Introducing: The Sleep Apnea Diaries.

The Story of Katie Sturino and Weight Watchers • Can a body acceptance advocate work for a diet brand?

Please Don't Do This On Halloween • Nobody wants your potatoes.

LAST CALL For Free Burnt Toast! • Your body liberation community.

Come Fattify Your Feed! • We've got fat detectives, fat planters and fat art.

"Mice Have No Sphincters." • And other moments you didn't have on your Burnt Toast bingo card!

"The Nuclear Family is Such a Diet." • What the world needs now is an auntie revolution, with Lisa Sibbett.

Everything You're Missing Over On Patreon • Come join the party!

Come Hang With Us In Our Jammies (Tomorrow 8pm!) • Join us FREE for the first Burnt Toast/Big Undies Live on Patreon.

3 Day Potty Training Was a Lie • Untangling childhood milestones from our perfectionism, with Laura Birek

Is This Why Your Husband Has No Friends? • Is he "staying hard" or hardly functioning (emotionally speaking).

In Defense of Fall Uniforms • Closet decision fatigue is REAL.

"I Don't See Myself in Fat Liberation Spaces." • How ableism shows up in the fight for every body, with activist Emily Ladau.

Fine, It's Fall Now • AKA dahlia season. It's your August/September Garden Toast!